2018-09-02 at 6:26 AM UTC
Stupid Noob was trying to do karate the other day. I guess you could call that Partial Arts.
But who needs karate when you're a weapons fan? I heard he's good with his nub chucks.
You know, the other day Stupid Noob said he needed to go to the bank to check his balance. I said, "you can just do that here" and pushed him over.
You know, Stupid Noob has a prosthetic leg. He's one of the few people who can use the phrase, "I stand corrected" literally.
I wonder if Stupid Noob only charges half price on his meetups with LSD?
Stupid Noob would make a good pirate. One leg, and by the looks of his wife, he seems to be blind in one eye as well.
Poor junkie. A fat wife, only signed up to this community in 2016, and to top it all off, he's lack-toes intolerant.
He's brave though! Never gets cold feet. Cold FOOT at the most.
He puts the hop in hip-hop.
It's a shame he already has one foot in the grave though.
Poor fucker always has trouble finishing the hokey-pokey.
....He has one leg is what I'm trying to say here.
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2018-09-02 at 6:47 AM UTC
I giggled.
Internally.
So not really.
2018-09-02 at 8:52 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
this is your brain on jedi comedy
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2018-09-02 at 11:41 AM UTC
stupid noob
VICTIM of farm equipment
[the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
You spent hours poring over amputee jokes to make this thread didn't you?
2018-09-02 at 2:24 PM UTC
Stupid Noob would make a good pirate. One leg, and by the looks of his wife, he seems to be blind in one eye as well ::redface
OK, that one was actually pretty funny.
Do infinityshock now
2018-09-02 at 2:26 PM UTC
young tender MOON PERSONs needing daddy?