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2018-09-14 at 4:36 AM UTC in GabapenisMJK juijutsuing a fan during a song whith an ultime lack of fucks.
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2018-09-14 at 4:31 AM UTC in Amateur Meteorologist eBagger here - NiS exclusive hurricane coverage!
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2018-09-14 at 4:29 AM UTC in Amateur Meteorologist eBagger here - NiS exclusive hurricane coverage!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-14 at 4:29 AM UTC in Amateur Meteorologist eBagger here - NiS exclusive hurricane coverage!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-14 at 4:22 AM UTC in Remember when lannielle was demodded from zoklet?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-14 at 3:52 AM UTC in Amateur Meteorologist eBagger here - NiS exclusive hurricane coverage!Oh my!
You guys love the hurricane thread! You really love it!
I can't work on this post to long, winds are picking up. I like to double check things before I post, ensuring the highest quality post, but ain't got time fo dat.
The thanks are helping lower the strength of Florence, and while simultaneously giving me strength.
So far its been bitch shit.
I still have fucking power and internet. Just made popcorn. HAH. "Everyone Evacuate" my ass.
I heard a boom a little while ago and the power blipped, perhaps a blown transformer in the distance?
I would take pictures but its all dark out, but its supposed to be here for a while so I'm sure I'll have some damage or action to report tomorrow.
Thank you all for the support <3 Stay tuned for more updates.
Originally posted by apric0t Sorry to hear Bags, stay dry!
Is your best freind the cuckenator?
Yah thats her.
Originally posted by mmQ Don't forget your Panny doll!
I got em'
Originally posted by Zanick This thread is my only connection to the outside world right now so please keep updating me not just on the storm but also general cultural trends and geopolitics as you read in newspapers etc, thank you
oh shit zankick, amateur meteorologist ebagger here. Your personal update. Rainy and windy for forseeable day or two ahead. In further news, news says to go full 14/88. God luck and good speed.
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Nice place to live btw, just drop your pole in that water and catch some supper.
Thanks mang yah I go fishin sometimes. I usually throw em back tho.
Originally posted by Bologna Nacho That's where I evacuated from, dumbass.
Let me know when they give the all clear.
I will have a lot of work to do for the next few weeks
First of all, you evacuated? HAH this is basically go outside and play weather. You weak muthafucka. Me and Florence laugh at u. If Florence doesn't destroy yo property I will. Smash yo windows, destroy yo bushes n shit for bein a bitch. So ya lotsa work.
second of all, okay I'll letchu know brudda.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-14 at 3:41 AM UTC in Going to a book signing for the sole purpose of fucking hispster sluts up the assholeHitchhicked into Conceptbait.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-14 at 3 AM UTC in We all have lives
Originally posted by RisiR † You wake up next to your dad and kiss him on the nose. Take a piss/shit. Eyebrow shaving time. You eat six grape with your birds. Get dressed for your workday on the fields. Cotton, cotton you pick cotton. You play some etch a sketch at which you're really good in your 15 minute break. Work is done. You drive home while listening to some edgy teen music (I have no idea about that stuff. Could be wrong). Logic pussies and approximately 4 showers. Prayer to Raj. Good night papa.
at the start of the day, you wake up puking from miscellaneous residual withdrawals from 3 months ago, all tired from a hard night of selling carpets and tapestries to demented old women with +10 cats. for an extra boost you roll around your carpet and lick the lint to conduct electricity for free electrons, dump your face in a bowl of liquified rcs to see what happens. then you play basketball video games for 18 hours and post whenever your butt aches. you fall asleep next to a life sized painting of an anime waifu and burp up a little bit of undigested microwave dinner chicken bonesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-14 at 2:09 AM UTC in We all have lives
Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla Try to imagine a day in my actual life off THE NIS screen I bet u cant
You wake up next to your dad and kiss him on the nose. Take a piss/shit. Eyebrow shaving time. You eat six grape with your birds. Get dressed for your workday on the fields. Cotton, cotton you pick cotton. You play some etch a sketch at which you're really good in your 15 minute break. Work is done. You drive home while listening to some edgy teen music (I have no idea about that stuff. Could be wrong). Logic pussies and approximately 4 showers. Prayer to Raj. Good night papa.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-14 at 2:03 AM UTC in Now I can't go to town... GreatMan, I can't stand not being able to go to town. Last month, I got in a fender bender with a member of the priests of last December. I don't know why, but ever since then I have been super afraid to go into town. I really do not know why, but there are also other scenarios in which I would not be able to go to town whether physically or if there were some kind of mental block in me that prevented me from being able to go to town. I hate being unable to go to town.
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2018-09-13 at 11:48 PM UTC in On the ginseng we shan't flyOh boy oh boy, tea leaves soaked in liesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-13 at 8:12 PM UTC in Amateur Meteorologist eBagger here - NiS exclusive hurricane coverage!This thread is my only connection to the outside world right now so please keep updating me not just on the storm but also general cultural trends and geopolitics as you read in newspapers etc, thank youThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-13 at 8 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionMade 60 bucks today cuz Activision/Blizzard announced Call of Duty: Rise of Black how an nigger-story of a negroe immigrant make it through the hood by participating in a transgender rally during black lives Matter
Announced they're coming out with a battle royale mode. My pointless knowledge of video game trends will leade me to fin sec.
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2018-09-13 at 6:46 PM UTC in Bastard FactoryThe word tofu starts with the same letter as testosterone and I feel oppressed.
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2018-09-13 at 6:33 PM UTC in Amateur Meteorologist eBagger here - NiS exclusive hurricane coverage!Well niggas its that time again
Last weather event, I took the S.S. Zoklet out for a paddle when Hurricane or tropical storm Arthur hit the coastline.
It became apparent my kayak was filling too rapidly to make it to the island. My cameras were destroyed and I was left wet and defeated.
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Present Day:
I'll be staying by myself, not too far from the incoming storm surge. I now have a waterproof camera, and expect to catch some excellent footage of the beauty nature has to offer.
You can already see the waves (the frothy part) crashing over the island.
After an argument with my best friend, over to leave or stay, she took her dog and started driving, and she'll be 7 hours to the north of me. I'm beginning to think I made a stupid decision to not go with her, make sure she is safe, and enjoy the conveniences of electricity and internet. And in text form she is letting me know how much of a selfish asshole I am for staying.
As the emergency broadcasts interrupts the regularly scheduled programming , and the once bright room becomes dark, with only slivers of light coming through the boards (usually never board windows) that I'll surely miss as nightfall comes, the full weight of my decisions bare down on me.
I've made sure to blame any misfortunes on any and everyone I know, especially close family who did not evacuate. Which reminds me
I hope you niggas are happy with this thread. If I die I blame lan ny and you the rest of you guys.
(1 thank = 1 prayer)
Also, thanks to lanman the S.S. Zoklet has been renamed the S. S. Nigga, and will only be used for emergency transportation purposes.
I am at the location of the blue dot.
I will keep you niggas updated for as long as technology and electricity will allow. I might go a while without posting for battery sake.
Of course I did not reup in time, and I am low on the medications that help keep me hootless, with only 7 Etizolam left.
I am about to clear out the storage on my mostly full phone, and prepare some funtivities for the inevitable loss of electricity. Of course I forgot MY GOD DAMN PUZZLE at my best friends house.
I will post again with updates, likely via mobile. Have an excellent day ahead.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-13 at 3:07 PM UTC in Dumpster Slut's Key Points to LifeGo fuck yourselfThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-13 at 1:57 PM UTC in Fried Motherboard RecipesSpectraL is a child molester.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-13 at 1:22 PM UTC in It's interesting that child molesters and the like are almost exclusively white.The White Stripes are a cool band.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-13 at 12:32 PM UTC in its too bad not many of the DHers didn't get to know ZANICK.
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2018-09-13 at 1:15 AM UTC in I can't stare at dead-faced porn girls anymore.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
