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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    doing a shooty doesn't change anything

    I'd rather be a sailor than a fighter
    I'd like to sail a ship into the sun
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Henry Kissnigger
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  3. Just took out a huge life insurance policy on myself. Can't wait to collect.
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  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it looks ridiculous, no brackets or anything so the pipe could twist or rupture if something bumps into it hard enough
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  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo By long distance vibrator do you mean he has the controls and your sitting there on camera?

    no it's like 400km long
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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    geographically I don't think any of them are independent enough to break away but it makes sense that they might increasingly tell the federal government to fuck off and seek greater autonomy, like a federation of states
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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Loing I have an 85 inch TV that is amazing and better than theatre quality and an amazing 7.2 surround sound system because I like it and I can watch Jason And The Argonauts on it and it rules.

    I remember that movie really clearly because I had to watch it for school and halfway through my parents had a massive fight and were throwing dinner plates around
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  8. Loing African Astronaut
    Gaybutt
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's like hikki and wariat are the same person, except instead of being some Polish professional who can pay his rent hikki's mother is a cocktail waitress who lives in her car
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  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I forgot that hikki got so upset about people talking about his j'ew nose that he started attacking oct for having a well-defined chin
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  11. Instigator Space Nigga
    I am typing
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  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CandyRein Last hour of work and I have tomorrow off ❤️

    I'm off today (Monday) too! We should do something..👉👈
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  13. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Woke up from an Amanita mushroom nap at 3 am, smoked a bowl and took a dose of kraytom. No work today, gonna be good.
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  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/americanexperience/features/duel-code-duello-rules-dueling/

    the codes are interesting; once you commit there's no backing down until shots have been fired

    The Code Duello, covering the practice of dueling and points of honor, was drawn up and settled at Clonmel Summer Assizes, 1777, by gentlemen-delegates of Tipperary, Galway, Sligo, Mayo and Roscommon, and prescribed for general adoption throughout Ireland. The Code was generally also followed in England and on the Continent with some slight variations. In America, the principal rules were followed, although occasionally there were some glaring deviations.

    Rule 1. The first offense requires the first apology, though the retort may have been more offensive than the insult. Example: A tells B he is impertinent, etc. B retorts that he lies; yet A must make the first apology because he gave the first offense, and then (after one fire) B may explain away the retort by a subsequent apology.

    Rule 2. But if the parties would rather fight on, then after two shots each (but in no case before), B may explain first, and A apologize afterward.

    N.B. The above rules apply to all cases of offenses in retort not of stronger class than the example.

    Rule 3. If a doubt exist who gave the first offense, the decision rests with the seconds; if they won't decide, or can't agree, the matter must proceed to two shots, or to a hit, if the challenger require it.

    Rule 4. When the lie direct is the first offense, the aggressor must either beg pardon in express terms; exchange two shots previous to apology; or three shots followed up by explanation; or fire on till a severe hit be received by one party or the other.

    Rule 5. As a blow is strictly prohibited under any circumstances among gentlemen, no verbal apology can be received for such an insult. The alternatives, therefore – the offender handing a cane to the injured party, to be used on his own back, at the same time begging pardon; firing on until one or both are disabled; or exchanging three shots, and then asking pardon without proffer of the cane.

    If swords are used, the parties engage until one is well blooded, disabled, or disarmed; or until, after receiving a wound, and blood being drawn, the aggressor begs pardon.

    N.B. A disarm is considered the same as a disable. The disarmer may (strictly) break his adversary's sword; but if it be the challenger who is disarmed, it is considered as ungenerous to do so.

    In the case the challenged be disarmed and refuses to ask pardon or atone, he must not be killed, as formerly; but the challenger may lay his own sword on the aggressor's shoulder, then break the aggressor's sword and say, "I spare your life!" The challenged can never revive the quarrel – the challenger may.

    Rule 6. If A gives B the lie, and B retorts by a blow (being the two greatest offenses), no reconciliation can take place till after two discharges each, or a severe hit; after which B may beg A's pardon humbly for the blow and then A may explain simply for the lie; because a blow is never allowable, and the offense of the lie, therefore, merges in it. (See preceding rules.)

    N.B. Challenges for undivulged causes may be reconciled on the ground, after one shot. An explanation or the slightest hit should be sufficient in such cases, because no personal offense transpired.

    Rule 7. But no apology can be received, in any case, after the parties have actually taken ground, without exchange of fires.

    Rule 8. In the above case, no challenger is obliged to divulge his cause of challenge (if private) unless required by the challenged so to do before their meeting.

    Rule 9. All imputations of cheating at play, races, etc., to be considered equivalent to a blow; but may be reconciled after one shot, on admitting their falsehood and begging pardon publicly.

    Rule 10. Any insult to a lady under a gentleman's care or protection to be considered as, by one degree, a greater offense than if given to the gentleman personally, and to be regulated accordingly.

    Rule 11. Offenses originating or accruing from the support of ladies' reputations, to be considered as less unjustifiable than any others of the same class, and as admitting of slighter apologies by the aggressor: this to be determined by the circumstances of the case, but always favorable to the lady.

    Rule 12. In simple, unpremeditated recontres with the smallsword, or couteau de chasse, the rule is – first draw, first sheath, unless blood is drawn; then both sheath, and proceed to investigation.

    Rule 13. No dumb shooting or firing in the air is admissible in any case. The challenger ought not to have challenged without receiving offense; and the challenged ought, if he gave offense, to have made an apology before he came on the ground; therefore, children's play must be dishonorable on one side or the other, and is accordingly prohibited.

    Rule 14. Seconds to be of equal rank in society with the principals they attend, inasmuch as a second may either choose or chance to become a principal, and equality is indispensible.

    Rule 15. Challenges are never to be delivered at night, unless the party to be challenged intend leaving the place of offense before morning; for it is desirable to avoid all hot-headed proceedings.

    Rule 16. The challenged has the right to choose his own weapon, unless the challenger gives his honor he is no swordsman; after which, however, he can decline any second species of weapon proposed by the challenged.

    Rule 17. The challenged chooses his ground; the challenger chooses his distance; the seconds fix the time and terms of firing.

    Rule 18. The seconds load in presence of each other, unless they give their mutual honors they have charged smooth and single, which should be held sufficient.

    Rule 19. Firing may be regulated – first by signal; secondly, by word of command; or thirdly, at pleasure – as may be agreeable to the parties. In the latter case, the parties may fire at their reasonable leisure, but second presents and rests are strictly prohibited.

    Rule 20. In all cases a miss-fire is equivalent to a shot, and a snap or non-cock is to be considered as a miss-fire.
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  15. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by infinityshock that would be french ass kissing

    Oui monsieur
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  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Anal Sex MassacRe
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  17. Instigator Space Nigga
    You feel your IQ dropping as you type
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  18. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Instigator My great grandfather was a ww2 fighter pilot but he got shot down in Germany and died

    RIP

    He was very down to earth.

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  19. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo Possibly but she alluded to it via text when she was fucked up a while ago. She didn't really want to tell me and I don't blame her but alot of other things make sense in retrospect

    Still...if true you dodged a bullet
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  20. No honestly a bunch of awkward forum kids meeting up and trying to socialize irl and taking drugs and having weird sperg sex is honestly the best thing in the world. Fondest memories kfmy formative years.
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