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  1. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    there's nothing like penetrating a chick anus and her looking back with that face of extreme pain. Then nutting in her and knowing her next fart is gonna be a cum missle
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jυicebox Didn't have one on hand, and IIRC you said you didn't want them posted anymore

    But I was thinking more like NIS memes rather than people

    There was the pink beanie one that sorta became a meme for a while

    I have no idea what you're talking about.

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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I am important.
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  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    now yer just pullin my strings. when i saw you in this thread, i knew you woodwind me up
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Wariat. WAN. FON. dumpster slit. Jamie fucking Lee curtis. You're all the same. Garbage.
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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Stopped reading @ watched 10 seasons of friends


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  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The moment you say someone is black, you are automatically racist. Same thing if you call a white person white. As soon as you make a distinction of color, you are automatically racist. You don't even need to go any farther than the distinction to be racist.

    ie: That black person is...

    No need to go any farther. You are already racist.

    ie: That yellow person is...

    No need to go any farther. You are already racist.


    ie: Blacks and whites are...

    This is also a racist introduction to a statement.
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  8. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    While in prison, Meiwes has since become a vegetarian.

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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    <3

    Looking for a willing volunteer, Meiwes posted an advertisement on the website The Cannibal Cafe (a defunct forum for people with a cannibalism fetish). Meiwes' post stated that he was "looking for a well-built 18- to 30-year-old to be slaughtered and then consumed."[2] Bernd Jürgen Armando Brandes, an engineer from Berlin, answered the advertisement in March 2001. Many other people responded to the advertisement but backed out; Meiwes did not attempt to force them to do anything against their will.[3][4]

    The two made a videotape when they met on 9 March 2001 in Meiwes' home, in the small town of Rotenburg, showcasing Meiwes amputating Brandes' penis (with his agreement) and the two men attempting to eat it together. Before doing so, Brandes swallowed twenty sleeping pills, and a bottle of cough syrup, likely causing an effect of slowed breathing and extreme tiredness. Brandes initially insisted that Meiwes attempt to bite his penis off. This did not work, and ultimately, Meiwes used a knife to remove Brandes' appendage. Brandes apparently tried to eat some of his own penis raw but could not, because it was too tough and, as he put it, "chewy". Meiwes then fried the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, wine, and garlic; he then fried it with some of Brandes' fat, but by then it was too burnt to be consumed. He then chopped the penis up into chunks and fed it to his dog.[1] According to court officials who saw the video (which has not been made public), Brandes may already have been too weakened from blood loss to eat any of his penis.

    Meiwes then ran Brandes a bath, before going to read a Star Trek book, while checking back on Brandes every fifteen minutes, during which time Brandes lay bleeding in the bath. Later, Brandes got out of the bath and collapsed, falling into unconsciousness due to blood loss. Brandes continued to drift in and out of consciousness before finally collapsing again. After long hesitation and prayer, Meiwes killed Brandes by stabbing him in the throat, after which he hung the body on a meat hook. The incident was recorded on a four-hour videotape. Meiwes dismembered and ate the corpse over the next ten months, storing body parts in his freezer under pizza boxes and consuming up to 20 kilograms (44 lb) of the flesh. According to prosecutors, Meiwes committed the act for sexual pleasure.[5][6]
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Shrooms Define psychopaths



    Here's a gif of my psychopath father when he was younger.
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  11. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Anybody who thinks about or talks about psychopaths is a faggot
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG mq please stop this

    New Kids on the Block sucked a lotta dick, boy girl groups make me sick, and I can't wait til I catch all you faggots in public, imma love it, *a haha*
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  13. HTS highlight reel
    I think they run the world but I also think a lot of them think they're more slick than they actually are. Like the top 1% of psychopaths run the world - most of you niggas aren't that smart or capable, you're just pointlessly manipulative in petty and retarded ways. *shrug*
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  14. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
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  15. Wow. . .pig.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Look dad, a lunar ec...
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Maybe she's born with it.

    Maybe its Mayb...
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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Poland => Germany's Doormat
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  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by aldra job interview tomorrow

    will be a bit of a bitch to get there though

    success

    they offered me a car
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  20. i am thankful that i live a 30 second walk from my job and at night when i'm stoned and want a cookie i can go over there right before they close and just ask for one and they give it to me. otherwise i'd have to go all the way to the grocery store, buy a whole package of cookies and probably eat every last one and fucking hate myself afterwards
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