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  1. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Period Blood You want to suck his bitch penis and let him ride you like the little whore you are until the sun comes up.

    Fuck you little piece of shit faggot post your address

    And you would make little gay babies if it were actually biologically possible for two males to impregnate each other.

    Gay guys can have children idiot, they just come out Chinese.
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  2. Originally posted by DietPiano once I started rapid tapering off Xanax is when shit got dicey for them, because I was going manic, paranoid schizophrenic, writhing in pain, severe brain popping, shaking, using PCP and bundy and tianpetine at work, actively hallucinating and never sleeping for weeks… My patience was G.O.N.E.

    Ah yes, jargendurgle. The fabled, dream-like state that precedes and quickly spirals down into liferuin institutionalization.

    After months and months of being on a fourth plateau bundy trip 24/7 my brain programs started crashing and giving me intrusive bug images that would never stop happening. The tipping point was when I fapped to a girl eating worms on like a gram of bundy, then stole 2 cans of starter fluid, huffed them, hallucinated frogs on lillipads eating worms, all while schizophreniaing about ashley torturing a dog with duct tape. And then breaking into my neighbors house with a cinderblock 2 days in a row and getting rehabbed.

    Roshambo has been stuck in a jargendurgle since at least 2012
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  3. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    avatar was an ok movie, i think there’s another coming out soon but never heard of javascript
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  4. i have a bit of a family history of alcoholism on one side and gambling on the other side. i have neither gambling or alcoholism but i am a bundy popping spice smoker so ive received all of their best qualities to be capable of higher level degeneracy
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  5. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    I need to cut ties with this crazy drug dealer chick but I like her even though she's fucking paranoid, erratic and bitches at me way too much. Taking risks with her just for the fuck of it.

    why am I drawn to her... we have nothing in common.
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  6. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Sudo I would do ecstasy with you in a prison cell 24 hours a day no homo/little homo

    who wouldn't?
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I left a car in someones underground parking for a few months and when I saw someone wrote "wash me" on it I felt personally slighted that the individual did not leave their contact info so I could obtain satisfaction. I think left the car there and never drove it again

    What better contact info than their got dang fingerprints?
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  8. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Erekshun Do you all hold hands when you cross the streets

    yes its safer that way
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  9. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I just threw my coffee stir stick at a hobo in perfect throwing knife style, it hit his hat lol.
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  10. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby no wonder why you're such a loser, you're not only crazy, but boring those are two things that shouldn't go together.

    go do some tek and get a prostate exam, faggit

    y r u so mean?
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Destroy. So like.. 2-0?
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  12. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    About time England was destroyed
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  13. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by DietPiano Yeah, it kind of gets bumped upstairs because southerners aren't really allowed to say "good one, dumbass", they're limited to phrases like "bless your heart", which makes it more powerful and aggravating to hear because everybody knows that's the penultimate southern insult.

    Idk, this one lady used to say it all the time to me when I was terminally fucked up on benzos and I wanted to hit her. Maybe I should have, she forgot who I was every time I walked in. One time she thought I did hit her when I didn't, and secretly I didn't mind that she felt whatever she felt.

    Abusing the elderly is fun, I wish I would have hit more of them. I can't remember how many exactly that I did hit… No less than two that immediately come to mind, but I'm sure there were others. Memory of that era is very poor.

    Wow, you're a piece of shit.
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  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by frumbob πŸŽπŸ¦„πŸˆπŸ―πŸ·πŸ¦Š ive been doing a lot of coricidin too because i need the adrenaline rush of "i might die" from my bundy

    classic
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  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by tee hee hee What shade of yellow are you today?

    somemwhere between 50s drawing of a 'chinaman' and 1940s anti-japanese war propaganda
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  16. This is a LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery teir thread.
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  17. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson We don't know how to be homeless and ebegging for drug money on NIS?

    ..oh darn

    That is not what I'm saying.

    I'm saying you don't know how ridiculous OP actually is. I'll just make a quick list of things I have personally seen while with her.

    -Getting out of a moving car while pregnant

    -Throwing what would have been her to be born baby's crib out into the yard during an argument with her husband. He did not have a crib even by his first birthday when I came back to visit.

    -Pulling a gun on me so she could kill herself in peace... twice. The second time I had already thrown out the bullets with her grandmother because we didn't want her having access to them, but she didn't know that and she didn't even check the gun. The first time I distinctly remember the phrase, "I don't give a fuck I'll shoot him through the fucking wall" (in reference to me, sipping on rum in my room and chilling on the computer to get away from their arguing)

    -Didn't want to go into Walmart to ask them if I could BORROW a gas can (not buy) at hydro's request, so she started ripping chunks out of her hair in the parking lot and screaming at the top of her lungs I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO FUCKING DIE OH GOD WHY CAN'T I JUST BE FUCKING DEAD. There were some cart boys collecting carts and I remember them stopping dead in their tracks to look. This is when I got out, got refused for a can (like I knew would obviously happen) so I bought one so we could get some fucking gas and leave already, and she got mad at me for buying the can.

    -Believes in a completely fictional deity she made up called Plantessi.

    -Tried to prostitute herself while in a relationship with me. Later did it while in a relationship with another member. Finally, she got in a relationship with a third NIS member who did not care about her prostitution, but evidently thought her crazy enough to ghost her while she was in surgery.

    -Named her kid some really crazy shit that I will not repeat, but it will probably fuck him up later in life unless he's really really hardworking like that Marijuana Pepsi girl who was in the news recently.

    -Gave birth at home in a metal trough filled with water and fed the placenta to her 12 dogs she had at the time.

    -Was in a relationship with a guy she knew molested a 6 year old girl. For ten fucking years. Even after he hit her across the head with a metal pipe and made her have a seizure. Even after he violently raped her, and continued to rape her. But all that said, they were equally as abusive towards each other. Literally everyone in her family was so obscenely toxic. I thought it was bad when I hitchhiked down the first time as I'd never seen anyone so casually yell like that at their spouse/father. Second time all hell broke loose and she showed me how crazy she really was.

    -Called the police and made them do a welfare check because she told them I had killed my mom. This was after I had told her I didn't want to talk to her anymore and stopped responding to her texts

    -One time she took a bunch of benzos and texted me a bunch of shit about how she wanted to die and "Goodbye because I'm going to do suicide by cop" and then just left me hanging the rest of the night.

    -Another time I dumped her and she tried to pull out her IUD with pliers and told me she was thinking about burning her cunt with lye so it doesn't have feeling because 'If I'm not having sex with you then I never want sex again." Obviously this was a massive fucking lie.


    But for what its worth, I do think she really needs opiates. Not heroin though. Nobody needs street heroin. She's got legitimate medical conditions though from being stupid and getting kicked around by horses and shit. I could seriously go on with the stories because there are tons of them. She went into big yelling matches at LEAST every other day, no exaggeration.
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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    eurasian master rape race
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  19. toz African Astronaut
    When I first visited Ground Zero last Friday I was a bit overwhelmed because I just got into the city so I decided to visit it again yesterday on Saturday and a storm Brewed up.. And there was lightning and thunder and chairs were whipping around being thrown around

    it must have been at least 60 70 mile-an-hour Gale forces but what I thought was interesting was all the water flying out of the two pools that the Old World Trade Centers used to stand on the pools are basically monuments now with all the names carved into the granite that's around it

    it's a wall made out of marble like granite mainly and is polished

    very attractive and also with in the square pool is even a deeper square pool it's maybe a fraction of the size and runs deeper inside and downward

    when I got home or back to the hotel room I thought of everything that happened to me and I had a serious breakdown and I wanted to just take the chair next to the desk and throw it through the window and meet malice on that bus 15 stories down..

    in am in no way joking about this

    everything that I've lost including all my friends and family members that don't talk to me like they used to

    I began to read a story of a man I befriended on Facebook. He is African American and Puerto Rican and talks of this group that is taking being Hasidic jedis in his old neighborhood in NYC

    Rudy was interviewed by one of Alex Jones lady reporter .. I don't know her name. Rudy is a former NYC cop turned firefighter and then fire Marshall. He was there at the WTC shortly after the first strike. And saw the second one. After the buildings fell.. Mr Dent heard cries for help in the basement of WTC.. he was trying to get a group to go down but said his commanding their said Don't until FEMA shows up.. those people didn't make it

    I read that his story had affected his relationship with his spouse, friends and close friends of fire fighters. It mirrors what I believed for years prior.. he told me on Facebook in a private chat just 3 or 4 years ago


    Rudy Dent is a solid Hero in my eyes.


    And he is good friends with Christopher Bollyn.. a man who totes members spoke of because he and his family were feared of being kidnapped.. they actually hid out in another country.

    But I know as much as I hurt.. I still have my sense of humor to continue on


    Last night I had an Ale and a shot of whiskey.. and the night before I went to a two drink minimum comedy club. Breaking my 5 year on the wagon streak.. but I'm proud I cut myself off after two
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  20. Technologist victim of incest
    Urban Dictionary:

    1) leach is a type of person who does their best to suck your personal wealth out of you, without actually causing pain, but just extreme annoyance after you notice it is happaning.

    2) a friend who looses their job and for some reason needs a place to stay for a couple weeks until they get back on their feet. after living free for 2 weeks you find they are not looking for a job and they sit at your house to eat your food, mess your house up and watch talk show reruns all day.
    3) the guy/girl who always wants to hang out, then when a few suggest to go out to eat somewhere, he/she agrees also. You dont come to find out until after everyone has eaten, and the bill is comming in that he/she has no money and is asking for everyone to chip in for them... which they reply sorry guys i thought i had cash on me.
    1) OMG he is such a leach he only comes over when he sees me walk into my house with a case of beer.

    2) hey leach, how about you get off my sofa and go get a job and get out of my house.
    3) Wow, you ordered food, ate it, and then decided to tell everyone you had no money so no one could tell you they cant help you out? Your a strait up leach

    Matt to a T.😁
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