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2019-06-23 at 12:44 AM UTC in Look for legit impregnation porn.Isn't that just your average creampie though? Like... it's the same problem as "real incest porn". All you're really looking for is a bitch moaning about how her brother/dad is the best lay she's ever had, or how she's totally getting knocked up right now. Any porn/creampie vid is a real incest/impregnation vid as long as you can suspend disbelief.
This is why hentai is good, because they do cutaways to the egg actually being fertilized.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-22 at 11:42 PM UTC in Thank you everyone. But goodbye.This post has been edited by a bot I made to preserve my privacy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-22 at 4:11 PM UTC in Attn: Aldra
Originally posted by -SpectraL Trump never even ordered the strike and only found out about it minutes after the military industrial goons went ahead, without presidential authorization. They are lying again, about Trump initially ordering the strike.
No, there was never a strike planned at all. The US no longer has any diplomatic or economic leverage so the only response they could mount against that drone takedown is military. They felt they had to respond somehow so as not to appear 'weak', but they couldn't reasonably go to war over a drone they were using to spy on Iranian defensive preparations anyway.
The only option was to claim a military response but not follow through.
On the plus side for the US though, multiple radar installations and SAM complexes would've sparked off (working together to get a weapons-grade radar lock), revealing locations of key equipment, plus the shootdown itself would've given them a bunch of data they didn't previously have on the Iranian RAAD series anti-air complexes.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-22 at 4:02 PM UTC in Look for legit impregnation porn.That would be the longest video ever
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2019-06-22 at 3:52 PM UTC in ATTN ALDRAThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-22 at 1:55 PM UTC in I have a date tonight
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2019-06-22 at 1:39 PM UTC in BTC is over $10kGODDAMMIT 11K FUCK MY FUCKING LIFEThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-22 at 1:32 PM UTC in what is an occupation someone could do online/remotelyebay seller or dropshipping cheap chinese crap.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-22 at 10:07 AM UTC in These days, Douglas Monks feels like a washed-up chump...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-22 at 12:45 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionFirst weekend coke freeeeeeeee!
Well...Friday.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-21 at 10:06 PM UTC in These days, Douglas Monks feels like a washed-up chump...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-21 at 10:02 PM UTC in Anyone used to post on ZokletThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-21 at 6:54 PM UTC in Best Day EverI quit my job this morning, went in super drunk and fucked off and ent up leaving. Met up with this gutter punk slut at the bus stop and we smoked some bud. She's pretty hott but kinda smelled bad. We walked around the neighborhood and I walked her to where she lives under an underpass with her old man "literally an old man" and the old man was kinda frothy and started calling her a bitch and what not whatever.. I wouldn't want to live with that dude. Basically trolled the guy until he told us to both leave. I stayed up all night and decided to go to mitt romneys plasma center in my hood because I really need money until I start my new job monday. I stuck out like a sore thumb because I was the only person there that wasn't black / a cholo and I was wearing short shorts instead fubu or pink sweat pants that says "PORK" on the rear.
I hate needles despite using them a lot but they use really big needles and its in you for like 40 minutes.. They interviewed me and asked me a bunch of weird questions like if I have sex men and if I've ever accepted money or drugs in exchange for sex and the lady that was interviewing me had to document my tattoos and she asked what one of them was and I said a triangle and she asked me how to spell triangle... and then she asked me about another tattoo and I told her its an ape.. and she asked me how do you spell ape..
kinda gross. But anyways they gave me a physical, I was luckily wearing my calvin klien micro fiber briefs that show off my sweet ass and package because the doctor was fucking hott as fuck and called me sweety. I was really blushing the entire time but she was going over my medical records and mentioned how I have prostitis. (I have an enlarged prostate and it gives me problems for the last few years) and that she will have to do a prostate exam. I faked a false outrage, I was like "ahhhh man, are you really serious?!.."
And she was like Mr. Monks its important that you specifically get one at least every 9 months so we will know if its something more insidious. (I have to go to austin urology and have seen several doctors because it is a legit problem) But sure I was faking an outrage but in my head I was like "YES YES YES YES FUCK YES!!"
She went to go get Bacteriostatic lubercating jelly and she came back in and told me to pull down my underwear, at this point I was to lose it really hard. she was fucking hott. I always come across sexy nurses, doctors, and detectives.. why? And I was thinking to myself holy shit this about to happen. And she said I promise I'll be quick sweety and I said under my breath, "my body is ready.." and she said "excuse me?" and I said "do whut?" and then I said "oh nothing"
She throttled me real well.. I'm pretty sure I made a jeeeeert sound somewhere in the entire thing, I was exhausted and even broke a sweat, she told me she thinks I'm fine but its definitely enlarged. It felt so fucking good I completely ignored the faggot med student that was there smiling watching.
Anyways they I gave my plasma which helps save lives, And they confirmed that I don't have hiv, the syph or anything else so they gave me 60 bucks and when I was leaving I got to spin a wheel like on the game shows and I got an extra 10 bucks (lol what kinda crack head shit is this?)
But yeah after that I went to burger tx for a burger and above burger tx is barflys my favorite place to drink and had a few shots and I talked to my favorite drummer, the gont from ringo deathstarr. But yeah I haven't had any attention from a woman in about three weeks but this doctor rocked my world and my booty. I would do it again I had an instant crush on her. It felt so fucking good, the only thing that could of made it better is if I crammed tek up my asshole before going in, but I didn't know I was gonna have a prostate exam...
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2019-06-21 at 5:03 PM UTC in These days, Douglas Monks feels like a washed-up chump...
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2019-06-21 at 3:43 PM UTC in Anyone used to post on Zoklet
Originally posted by A College Professor so you tried to flex on someone doing something cool and skillful like you were some displaced local preserving your town. when you were really a fat fucking chomo immigrant.. i think you're really fortunate you got deported
That lgtb stuff wont work around me brah. None of thst lgtb and feminism stuff. Cant handle too much of it let putin sort it out.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-21 at 3:39 PM UTC in I'm depressedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-21 at 3:39 PM UTC in Anyone used to post on Zokletso you tried to flex on someone doing something cool and skillful like you were some displaced local preserving your town. when you were really a fat fucking chomo immigrant.. i think you're really fortunate you got deportedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-21 at 3:22 PM UTC in Anyone used to post on Zokletthats really rich, meanwhile the only stories about you involve attacking senior citizens and failing to seduce children fucking retardThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-21 at 3:12 PM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)"Can't be peter pan forever" my old sales boss said when my son was born and I turned up the office all fucked up and hungover
That was 5 years ago.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-21 at 2 PM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)
