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  1. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I'm gonna start listing random shit on ebay for ridiculous prices and hope something sells.
  2. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by GGG I'm gonna start listing random shit on ebay for ridiculous prices and hope something sells.

    U mad
  3. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mashlehash U mad

    I'm gonna fuck your potato hole kiddo
  4. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by GGG I'm gonna fuck your potato hole kiddo

    Talk to me that way

    350
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG I'm gonna start listing random shit on ebay for ridiculous prices and hope something sells.

    Just include the word 'rare.'
  6. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
  7. Originally posted by JĎ…icebox I give up

    No idea what I was talking about here lol

    Say no to drugs kids
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I choose not to
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ Update. Lol. No idea if it's legit or not.

    https://www.cnbc.com/2017/02/07/harambe-shaped-cheeto-sold-for-almost-100000.html

    back in high school we used to guess peoples' eBay passwords (it was a lot easier back then) and use the accounts to drive $20 items into the billion dollar range. it made people flip their lids because as soon as bidding ended eBay would send them a bill for like 200 million in commission
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by aldra job interview tomorrow

    will be a bit of a bitch to get there though

    success

    they offered me a car
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  11. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by aldra success

    they offered me a car

    You rule.

    Welcome back to the world of wagecuckery
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  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra success

    they offered me a car

    Is car Aussie slang for kangaroo?
  13. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mashlehash Talk to me that way

    350

    RETARD
  14. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country You rule.

    Welcome back to the world of wagecuckery

    Don't jealous
  15. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Don't jealous

    Wher I work I don't only not get a car, I don't even get a parking spot
  16. Common De-mominator African Astronaut


    Space Nigger Man
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  17. Octavian motherfucker
    My neighbor has just got a dog and it NEVER stops barking.

    I just pray it gets hit by a fucking car soon.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Octavian My neighbor has just got a dog and it NEVER stops barking.

    I just pray it gets hit by a fucking car soon.

    By it I hope you mean your neighbor. The little doge probably doesn't know any better. :(
  19. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ By it I hope you mean your neighbor. The little doge probably doesn't know any better. :(

    Yeah you're right, feelz bad now.

    KILL THE NEIGHBOR!
  20. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Is it legal to buy a dog to cook

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