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  1. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm gonna laugh at all of her jokes obviously but not weirdly, but this one was how our mom wrote this card to a friend of hers about wishing her the best on her journey and blah blah but at the end (and our mom is a big time Christian) she said 'you're gonna do good things, and have fun out there "serving the lord."

    This has to be a euphemism for masturbation
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The one joke my sister told me she was gonna use was how people use quotation marks improperly, not the air ones but just ones in writing. "In writing." Like that.

    I'm gonna laugh at all of her jokes obviously but not weirdly, but this one was how our mom wrote this card to a friend of hers about wishing her the best on her journey and blah blah but at the end (and our mom is a big time Christian) she said 'you're gonna do good things, and have fun out there "serving the lord."
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol well pfft

    That was hard

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  4. LOL HE SAID MASTURBATE
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  5. Octavian motherfucker
    You got to think about the Noncequences.
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  6. Octavian motherfucker
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  7. robert does not look like a serious person
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Infrared Yep.

    We dont want no scrubs
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  9. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Criminals can't cope with being degenerates so they lionize jail time

    Lionize is a great word.
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  10. blaster master victim of incest
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  11. hello honeys nd suga$:;;.., mommys back back in za piggy pblaypben
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  12. roshambo ok

    he was trying become shadowman
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  13. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I feel like everyone who is quick to anger really just has a problem conflating frustration with anger.

    Like for example, it is busy at work. The only other person on a cashier is an old lady and she's really slow, so you keep having to call people over from her line to yours. It is frustrating because she is slow and old and you have to do more work to compensate for her slowness. But you understand that it isn't her fault, and you aren't angry with her for being old and slow, just annoyed.

    You have these people, and then you have the people who would blame the lady and turn what should be frustration into anger directed at the old lady. "Why is she so fucking slow holy shit she shouldn't even be working here how does she make more than me" Even if you just keep it bottled up, this sort of resentment is just going to build and build. I see it so often. People getting angry at people over things neither of them really have control over. It's not nice.

    I think anyone who has worked in customer service has probably experienced this from a customer, where they're not exactly mad at you specifically, they're mad at everyone and everything because they aren't getting what they want.

    I do think most people are good at not being assholes because of it though. It's the ones who don't recognize the pattern or do anything to fix it that end up being toxic and shitty. They think all of their anger is justified and will come up with all sorts of outlandish excuses to push blame onto someone else.
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  14. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Honestly Tanner is the best no contest
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  15. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
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  16. Originally posted by Bill Krozby I shave my dick for the bitches


    Jesus Christ she has big feet
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  17. Octavian motherfucker
    This is going to be my second week clean of shitty coke. Looking in the auto trader for a car.
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  18. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
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  19. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    We lost most of their thick body hair when we evolved to walk upright, which is more energy efficient than walking on four limbs. This meant that we could chase down our prey with endurance running. The loss of body hair was essential to this as it allowed us to sweat and cool in a way that furred animals cannot. Most mammals sweat through their feet and do the rest of their temperature regulation through breathing. Like dogs, for example.

    This left only a few spots on the body where body hair was even useful. On the head it helps to protect from sun damage and rain. Our eyebrows keep the sweat from our eyes. Ass hair keeps your ass cheeks from chafing and getting infected. Armpit hair helps dissipate sweat and keep your armpit cool and clean. Body hair on men varies so widely because it doesn't really have a purpose and evolved on pure unbridled sexual preference.

    But the pubes... what do the pubes do? Humans don't have sex enough for chafing to be a serious survival concern. We don't sweat a whole lot and it isn't all cramped up and humid like the armpit is where bacteria like to harbor. I've heard some people say pubic hair exists to protect our genitals, but from what? Maybe stops bugs from trying to dig up inside a vagina? Idk, but it doesn't seem like it protects against much. Other people think it's to keep the area warm, but pubic hair seems to be the same across all races? Wouldn't those in hotter climates have at least LESS pubic hair?

    I'm just really concerned about pubic hair. Why does it exist?
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  20. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    jigs dear old mom when she towels me off









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