That's kind of the parka I want to get instead, with the fur hood bc mine doesn't have a hood, and also there's a horribly placed coat hang string thing in the back that I don't like. Other than that, it's a great jacket and I'll set it to anyone who wants it for $375
I was gonna say that's what my sister looks like with long hair and slightly taller, but it's really really not.
I went to the store a minute ago and was staring at bacon for like 5 minutes straight, and then some lady(s) was like "OK THAT'S ENOUGH TIME" and in my head I'm like no, actually it's not. I remember what greenplastic was saying about like needing to space out in order to concentrate, and that's exactly how I am.
When I get tired/migraine/whatever the oppsite of manic is I basically just stare at stuff pretending to think but not actually thinking and then I remember that I'm "doing" something, but none of the wheels are really turning until my migraine's over.
Originally posted by NARCassist
i'm implying you're wasting money coz the guy selling the 600 dollar jacket is ripping you off. it doesn't make economic sense to be ripped off whether you're rich or poor. the idea that a 600 dollar jacket is of any use to you what so ever over a cheaper one is a marketing technique employed by the seller to give you this idea that having the jacket will make you look better or somehow special. the fact is most people will just think you're a mug, and they'll be right.
Originally posted by SpatianHaigency
I get a ton of matches on bumble but they are not messaging me. I just want a girl to message me a stupid pick up line.
No matter what you may have heard, it's the guys job to break the ice.
Any girl will tell you this, once you break the ice with her.
If you wait for the girl to get around to doing it you will be waiting basically forever.
And HRH Prince Jaqual of Northern Liberia (net worth: USD$6.54) will most likely beat you to the punch anyway.
Originally posted by DietPiano
Can you picture what that girl would look like with clothes and makeup and shoes from walmart? Would she be just as attractive?
so I figured out I'm gonna be in a long term relationship with this fucking girl. She's kinda hawt and lieks ruff secks and cares way too much about me. I know I'll never be truly happy and satisfied with her but she really doesn't mean me any harm. She listens to what I say and overlooks some things I do. She does however have her own problems but is extremely low maintenance. Sometimes I troll her until she cries then feel bad. She wants to be with me for some fucking reason and who am I to complain she's fucking 20 and impressionable and isn't a ho, her coping mechanisms have to do with substances while mine have to do with everything so she understands when I fuck up. I think we're going to build together then eventually I'll in with her (6 months) and get her pregnant then cheat on her and she'll keep the kid (she already has 1) hoping it'll make me "settle down" and I'll just be dat baby daddy in her lyfe and maybe it'll be awesome but more likely we'll eventually break up but make shit work 5 da kidd ykno son? I'll stay with her for a week at a time and we'll fuck and do nice family stuff then eventually tell each other off before telling each other we love them. We'll get in other relationships and cheat on them with each other and be back and forth but be there to support one another. That's basically the best case scenario I can think of, or maybe I'll put holes in her drywall and she'll never talk to me again who knows
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