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2019-12-11 at 10:02 PM UTC in Hey guys what would you do ifForever Your Girl by Paula Abdul
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2019-12-11 at 9:49 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πScenario: you have a big backpack full of kibbles and bits. You randomly encounter 50 poor little starving puppy puppies and 1 starving toddler. You naturally ignore the toddler and feed the puppies but there is only enough kibbles for 49 puppies to be fed so you're left with one starving puppy and 1 starving kid.
What do you say to the kid before killing him and letting the last puppy eat him? -
2019-12-11 at 9:13 PM UTC in ITT if you post your address I will send you a xmas card
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2019-12-11 at 9:13 PM UTC in ITT if you post your address I will send you a xmas card
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2019-12-11 at 8:47 PM UTC in Are you proud of who you are?
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2019-12-11 at 8:21 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πOy vey at comparing animals to kids.
The kid canβt help his mother is a young whore and thereβs nothing wrong with feeding him. But yeah you should leave her. All your relationship posts are fucking depressing as fuck. -
2019-12-11 at 7:37 PM UTC in Juicebox Obituary
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2019-12-11 at 7:36 PM UTC in Story from when i worked at a gas station
Originally posted by Sudo I might read this later because star trek says it's well written so I have to believe it gets better but from what I read it was really fake, contrived and hacky but it's good you at least try to write, lil golly
It doesn't get better. But if OP wrote about something interesting it might be worth reading. Not a philosophy debate between a store clerk and a robber. -
2019-12-11 at 6:12 PM UTC in Juicebox Obituary
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2019-12-11 at 5:10 PM UTC in Juicebox Obituary
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2019-12-11 at 4:53 PM UTC in Donald Trump is... close with his daughter Ivanka
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2019-12-11 at 8:03 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©π
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2019-12-11 at 3:23 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©π
Originally posted by Rrr Being a spastic syrup sipper is all I know π
Its pretty simple.
Are you happy with your life right now?
If the rest of your life was exactly like it is right now, would you be happy?
Do you believe that things will get better magically if you just drink cough syrup for long enough?
Honestly thats what did it for me. I loved heroin. And pills. And cocaine. But I didnt like my life. I kept thinking i just needed to medicate myself and wait it out long enough, and "real life" would start happening. But nothing works that way.
Eventually, the drugs stopped doing what they used to do, and my hatred and guilt at everything my life had become overcame the tiny bit of relief i got from getting "fall over and break your nose" nodded off my tits 3 or 4x a day.
Youre a smart dude sometimes. You could have a life you actually enjoy when you decide that being edgy and contrarian and shit doesnt make you particularly unique or interesting. People telling a child how exceptional they are is a fucking poison.
GFet your shit together dude. -
2019-12-11 at 1:31 AM UTC in So apparently I work in Software Testing nowOn the bright side I am working with a bunch of guys who make me look skinny.
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2019-12-11 at 12:49 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©π
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2019-12-11 at 12:26 AM UTC in Question about getting raped.It was a lot like my first high school football game. I was sore and dirty and tired by the end, but at least my dad came.
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2019-12-10 at 11:47 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©π
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2019-12-10 at 11:33 PM UTC in I fucking hate 2 year olds
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2019-12-10 at 10:36 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πfuck it, time to make a tinder without the mask of normalcy on. See if it works any better.
My tinder bio will be
"I like lolicore and snuff movies and cough medicine, I do nothing in my spare time which is always, a good day for me involves thousands of hallucinations, I have pet birds and like to rub their bellies affectionately. Drop a like on tha fona fone for a good time and some soul bonding/bondage" -
2019-12-10 at 9:18 PM UTC in Donald Trump is... close with his daughter IvankaSecretly recorded documentary footage of life in the Trump household, featuring Donald, Donald Jr, and Ivanka.