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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    Forever Your Girl by Paula Abdul
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Scenario: you have a big backpack full of kibbles and bits. You randomly encounter 50 poor little starving puppy puppies and 1 starving toddler. You naturally ignore the toddler and feed the puppies but there is only enough kibbles for 49 puppies to be fed so you're left with one starving puppy and 1 starving kid.

    What do you say to the kid before killing him and letting the last puppy eat him?
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  5. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat I am an artist and a gay porner so…

    The next obstacle for you to hurtle is become a fully employed artist and gay porner and stop wishing to fuck kids.
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  6. Oy vey at comparing animals to kids.

    The kid can’t help his mother is a young whore and there’s nothing wrong with feeding him. But yeah you should leave her. All your relationship posts are fucking depressing as fuck.
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  7. Originally posted by Sudo No, that's tr1p who posted here a few months ago. Ytter_man loved trains to an unbelievable level with autistic precision.

    srsly tho, who are you ?

    anyway, heres a soundtrack for all your dead people reminiscing needs.

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  8. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Sudo I might read this later because star trek says it's well written so I have to believe it gets better but from what I read it was really fake, contrived and hacky but it's good you at least try to write, lil golly

    It doesn't get better. But if OP wrote about something interesting it might be worth reading. Not a philosophy debate between a store clerk and a robber.
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  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Sudo Everyone who's died from here I liked, even Malice. I fucking wish crazymike wasn't dead tho, or juicebox of course. Just sucks it's people who couldn't find the light at the end of the tunnel.

    How about Yttrrman?
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  10. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by WellHung It's ironic that he killed himself with sodium nitrate when he had a high powered automatic weapon.

    He didn't want to give the anti-gun folks a win.
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  11. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I'm not saying bezos is an idiot. I'm saying Trump is fucking America over. He is a threat to democracy abd the future of our Republic.

    Shut the fuck up
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  12. bigthink victim of incest
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  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Rrr Being a spastic syrup sipper is all I know πŸ˜“

    Its pretty simple.

    Are you happy with your life right now?

    If the rest of your life was exactly like it is right now, would you be happy?

    Do you believe that things will get better magically if you just drink cough syrup for long enough?




    Honestly thats what did it for me. I loved heroin. And pills. And cocaine. But I didnt like my life. I kept thinking i just needed to medicate myself and wait it out long enough, and "real life" would start happening. But nothing works that way.

    Eventually, the drugs stopped doing what they used to do, and my hatred and guilt at everything my life had become overcame the tiny bit of relief i got from getting "fall over and break your nose" nodded off my tits 3 or 4x a day.

    Youre a smart dude sometimes. You could have a life you actually enjoy when you decide that being edgy and contrarian and shit doesnt make you particularly unique or interesting. People telling a child how exceptional they are is a fucking poison.

    GFet your shit together dude.
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  14. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    On the bright side I am working with a bunch of guys who make me look skinny.
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  15. Originally posted by Rrr

    I am so stupid

    Nice you got her right where you want her
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  16. It was a lot like my first high school football game. I was sore and dirty and tired by the end, but at least my dad came.
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  17. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Post pic

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  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Solstice Hard pass

    There are no passes in this life. For everything, you will pay in blood.
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  19. Rrr African Astronaut
    fuck it, time to make a tinder without the mask of normalcy on. See if it works any better.

    My tinder bio will be

    "I like lolicore and snuff movies and cough medicine, I do nothing in my spare time which is always, a good day for me involves thousands of hallucinations, I have pet birds and like to rub their bellies affectionately. Drop a like on tha fona fone for a good time and some soul bonding/bondage"
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  20. HTS highlight reel
    Secretly recorded documentary footage of life in the Trump household, featuring Donald, Donald Jr, and Ivanka.

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