The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-12-10 at 10:51 PM UTC

   #5481
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo fuck I wanna do a 23andme I know I'm a fucking viking I can feel it

   
   I did one and found out I'm like 70% Italian after being told I was ~95%+ my whole life (knew it wasn't true). The rest was mainly Greek and Balkan with small amounts of other European stuff and like 0.8% West Asian.
2. 2019-12-10 at 10:59 PM UTC

   #5482
   

   Rrr African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rrr fuck it, time to make a tinder without the mask of normalcy on. See if it works any better.
   
   My tinder bio will be
   
   "I like lolicore and snuff movies and cough medicine, I do nothing in my spare time which is always, a good day for me involves thousands of hallucinations, I have pet birds and like to rub their bellies affectionately. Drop a like on tha fona fone for a good time and some soul bonding/bondage"

   
   Lmao it's actually working I got 2 likes in 10 mminutes. Its gonna be awkward making conversation but I guess the whole thing I was missing before is to not take myself too seriously in these sorts of things
3. 2019-12-10 at 11:06 PM UTC

   #5483
   

   Rrr African Astronaut
   Doing this feels like a huge waste of time. J dont like dating apps because you have to put effort into it
4. 2019-12-10 at 11:15 PM UTC

   #5484
   

   Rrr African Astronaut
   I ran out of likes so I'm gonna try 5 other apps. I need a girl to rant bullshit at ASAP
5. 2019-12-10 at 11:38 PM UTC

   #5485
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rrr fuck it, time to make a tinder without the mask of normalcy on. See if it works any better.
   
   My tinder bio will be
   
   "I like lolicore and snuff movies and cough medicine, I do nothing in my spare time which is always, a good day for me involves thousands of hallucinations, I have pet birds and like to rub their bellies affectionately. Drop a like on tha fona fone for a good time and some soul bonding/bondage"

   
   Post pic
6. 2019-12-10 at 11:47 PM UTC

   #5486
   

   Rrr African Astronaut

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Post pic

   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • MexicanMasterRace, 
   • Sudo
7. 2019-12-10 at 11:54 PM UTC

   #5487
   

   Rrr African Astronaut
   Gunfulgus
   Gun Fool Gis
   Fooled Us
   Fooled Up
   Yes up
   It us
   Garfield Gar Feels Gus
8. 2019-12-10 at 11:55 PM UTC

   #5488
   

   Rrr African Astronaut
   Mango *××*colors numbers
   Numberedcolora Colaralara
   Ra Ra RAAAAAA!! ColoraGarfullga """545××××
9. 2019-12-11 at 12:05 AM UTC

   #5489
   

   Rrr African Astronaut
   I think the bigges problem is I dont have a job lolololol. All I can really provide in a relationship is mindfuck/entertainment. I expect to get rejected many times but if even one goes along with it I found a keeper
10. 2019-12-11 at 12:10 AM UTC

    #5490
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    
    
    I am so stupid
11. 2019-12-11 at 12:17 AM UTC

    #5491
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
12. 2019-12-11 at 12:32 AM UTC

    #5492
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
13. 2019-12-11 at 12:42 AM UTC

    #5493
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Did the guy fall into a woodchipper or what?
14. 2019-12-11 at 12:49 AM UTC

    #5494
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rrr
    
    I am so stupid

    
    Nice you got her right where you want her
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • CASPER, 
    • Sudo
15. 2019-12-11 at 1:10 AM UTC

    #5495
    

    bigthink victim of incest
    just wanna go to space and do drugs rn
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
16. 2019-12-11 at 1:19 AM UTC

    #5496
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    Goddamn I need a girlfriend so badly it's clearly getting to my head and life is so boring outside of a relationship
17. 2019-12-11 at 1:34 AM UTC

    #5497
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Rrr Goddamn I need a girlfriend so badly it's clearly getting to my head and life is so boring outside of a relationship

    
    If you rely on someone else for your happiness, you give them the power to take it away.
18. 2019-12-11 at 1:35 AM UTC

    #5498
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by ORACLE If you rely on someone else for your happiness, you give them the power to take it away.

    
    Good advice.
    
    Get a boyfriend instead.
19. 2019-12-11 at 1:41 AM UTC

    #5499
    

    Rrr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ORACLE If you rely on someone else for your happiness, you give them the power to take it away.

    
    I agree but it's been so long now that I'm dying of thirst
20. 2019-12-11 at 2:12 AM UTC

    #5500
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    I'm so fucking fed up with my meaningless existence