2019-12-18 at 12:07 AM UTC
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Fat people are gross
Originally posted by larrylegend8383
No she's suggesting Je11 H9nter is your father
Larry, are you "Fuckyoumike"? or Dave
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2019-12-18 at 12:06 AM UTC
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Fat people are gross
Originally posted by larrylegend8383
No she's suggesting Je11 H9nter is your father
Larry, are you "Fuckyoumike"?
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Originally posted by Sudo
This would have been more lucid if you wrote all random predicative text
You are still confused by the fact that you are an anti-semitic leftist Democrat and you are the dog of the most important thing to do it and put it on SoundCloud to see how you feel about it but i you are not in the mood to make it. You have to really try. I think you should be able to pick me up from the airport on your way home from work and then I will be whipping up a roux with heavy cream cheese and cheese and cheese for a few years back
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2019-12-17 at 6:15 PM UTC
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Video for aldra and his cat
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
i seriously dont understand why grown up men want cats for pet.
like, whats the appeal ?
Why not just eat??
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You can actually tell the gender of a cat by ruffling a cheeto through its tail.
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2019-12-17 at 4:22 PM UTC
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I've just cucked myself
An MMF...you're doing it wrong.
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lol at the king little arnie painting. I have queen anna in my house but I didn't low ball anyone for it, my neighbor painted it for me and just gave it to me as a present.
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-SpectraL
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[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by Octavian
No
Yes, it was. They came to the jail at night, on a weekend, didn't even sign in, the cameras were switched off and they were led directly to the cell and left alone with Epstein. Another inmate heard Epstein's screams from down the hall, but the media wouldn't report that. They had Epstein in a wheelchair, strapped down, and one of the Mossad agents strangled him from behind, then they took him out of the chair and tied the bedsheet to his neck and the bed and left.
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Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
ya casper killed her with his dick
Prolly. One of the few things I miss about H is being able to fuck like a lanky overweight porn star. Just hours. And then when you finally nut itās like someone punted you in the taint with a pointy boot.
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Originally posted by CASPER
At a friends house with my gf and a bunch of other people after driving down to San Diego to visit one of her friends at school. I forget what we did I think we went to some weird motel party. I do my usual and sneak off and smoke dope in the bathroom with the shower running. She and her friend have clearly started doing coke and the mdma capsules in the ashtray in the car are suddenly awol now too. Iām unusually relaxed which is rare for me around a bunch of people I donāt know. Strike up conversation with some people at one of the SDSU off campus housing things and a handful of them come over to our house to drink. At this point Iām probably a gram or more into my heroin (which at the time was an insane amount for me), maybe 6 or 7 beers and a few glasses of makers. Iām just fucked. Gf comes back in, she and her skank friend prance and giggle their way to the bathroom together to take candid pictures of each other on the toilet. Comes out and sees me talking to a couple of the new people, one of which was a girl. Sheās already being loud and obnoxious, but now sheās also being super territorial n shit. Sheās standing in front of me and wiggling her butt back and forth, and sliding her hand down my pants. At some point I tell her to chill, bc the other people obviously think this is awkward and her energy level is way to high for like 1am. I kinda disengage from her and she gets pissed, I say something like āMaybe if you werenāt acting like a fucking tweakerā. She and her friend leave.
Its now like 2:30 and sheās not answering my texts. I tell her if she too fucked up, just call me and Iāll pick them up (rofl). Eventually I get pissed off that sheās purposely not answering her phone, and I lay down in the living room and pass out with a mixing bowl and a water bottle bc Iām almost positive Iām gonna puke. Smoke some more heroin to settle my stomach and pass out. Come half conscious and sheās on top of me on the living room floor, and there was some other random passed out a few feet away but she was just on her own little thing. Iām so numb I barely know whatās going on I canāt even feel me inside of her but I feel her scratching and grinding against me, then I pass out again.
Wake up. Mouth tastes awful. Itās fucking cold bc someone left the patio door open, and all I found was a bath towel to use as a blanket. Thereās a groan like a bagpipe being stepped on. I feel so awful I just want to go back to sleep. My belt and buckle are digging into the back of my ass and Iām sweaty and itās freezing and I move my hips to try to pull them up. Try to get under the towel, but her hand is against my cheek and itās just so fucking cold. I think thatās what made me realize the groan was coming from her. I roll over and push her off me and her blue eyes are open but half shut. I know she sometimes has night terrors and sleeps with her eyes open, but she doesnāt make noise like this. I try to shake her awake. Iām whispering to her. I shake her harder. Now Iām getting loud and panicky. The feeling when I realized what was going on was like having everything in my chest sucked out into the vacuum of space. I think I said to the sleeping girl āis this real? Is this realā over and over again. Now Iām cursing and freaking out. I try doing cpr, but the sounds sheās making sound like Iām hurting her. A couple of her friends have woken up now. Someoneās saying āGive her some water! Give her water!ā And Iām like she canāt even swallow dude. Someone says thereās a fire station a couple blocks away. I canāt find the keys. Iām about to cry. One of the other friends is calling 911. One of the people from earlier offers to drive. I put her over my shoulder to get her out the door and she throws up. I lay in the truck bed with her and she almost slides out the tailgate when he rounds the end of the block. Guy rings the bell. The firefighters were awesome. I wish I couldāve been that calm. I canāt tell them what sheās taken bc I really donāt know. I tell them her name. They ask if has any medical conditions or allergies. For some reason I feel that her strawberry allergy is pertinent info. Theyāre shining lights in her eyes and putting a tube down her throat. Other emts or whatever put her on a thing and before know whatās going on, theyāre already gone.
I didnāt think to ask where they were taking her, or whether I could ride with her. The guy that drove me, is really cool. Offers to smoke me out. Weāre just really quiet but then I start having a panic attack so I ask for him to drop me off. Go back. Find her keys. Take her car. Park behind a market and get high. The last 2 balloons arenāt in my wallet. I get furious. Then I finally cry and I cry for like an hour until I have a headache.
Would not recommend the experience.
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At a friends house with my gf and a bunch of other people after driving down to San Diego to visit one of her friends at school. I forget what we did I think we went to some weird motel party. I do my usual and sneak off and smoke dope in the bathroom with the shower running. She and her friend have clearly started doing coke and the mdma capsules in the ashtray in the car are suddenly awol now too. Iām unusually relaxed which is rare for me around a bunch of people I donāt know. Strike up conversation with some people at one of the SDSU off campus housing things and a handful of them come over to our house to drink. At this point Iām probably a gram or more into my heroin (which at the time was an insane amount for me), maybe 6 or 7 beers and a few glasses of makers. Iām just fucked. Gf comes back in, she and her skank friend prance and giggle their way to the bathroom together to take candid pictures of each other on the toilet. Comes out and sees me talking to a couple of the new people, one of which was a girl. Sheās already being loud and obnoxious, but now sheās also being super territorial n shit. Sheās standing in front of me and wiggling her butt back and forth, and sliding her hand down my pants. At some point I tell her to chill, bc the other people obviously think this is awkward and her energy level is way to high for like 1am. I kinda disengage from her and she gets pissed, I say something like āMaybe if you werenāt acting like a fucking tweakerā. She and her friend leave.
Its now like 2:30 and sheās not answering my texts. I tell her if she too fucked up, just call me and Iāll pick them up (rofl). Eventually I get pissed off that sheās purposely not answering her phone, and I lay down in the living room and pass out with a mixing bowl and a water bottle bc Iām almost positive Iām gonna puke. Smoke some more heroin to settle my stomach and pass out. Come half conscious and sheās on top of me on the living room floor, and there was some other random passed out a few feet away but she was just on her own little thing. Iām so numb I barely know whatās going on I canāt even feel me inside of her but I feel her scratching and grinding against me, then I pass out again.
Wake up. Mouth tastes awful. Itās fucking cold bc someone left the patio door open, and all I found was a bath towel to use as a blanket. Thereās a groan like a bagpipe being stepped on. I feel so awful I just want to go back to sleep. My belt and buckle are digging into the back of my ass and Iām sweaty and itās freezing and I move my hips to try to pull them up. Try to get under the towel, but her hand is against my cheek and itās just so fucking cold. I think thatās what made me realize the groan was coming from her. I roll over and push her off me and her blue eyes are open but half shut. I know she sometimes has night terrors and sleeps with her eyes open, but she doesnāt make noise like this. I try to shake her awake. Iām whispering to her. I shake her harder. Now Iām getting loud and panicky. The feeling when I realized what was going on was like having everything in my chest sucked out into the vacuum of space. I think I said to the sleeping girl āis this real? Is this realā over and over again. Now Iām cursing and freaking out. I try doing cpr, but the sounds sheās making sound like Iām hurting her. A couple of her friends have woken up now. Someoneās saying āGive her some water! Give her water!ā And Iām like she canāt even swallow dude. Someone says thereās a fire station a couple blocks away. I canāt find the keys. Iām about to cry. One of the other friends is calling 911. One of the people from earlier offers to drive. I put her over my shoulder to get her out the door and she throws up. I lay in the truck bed with her and she almost slides out the tailgate when he rounds the end of the block. Guy rings the bell. The firefighters were awesome. I wish I couldāve been that calm. I canāt tell them what sheās taken bc I really donāt know. I tell them her name. They ask if has any medical conditions or allergies. For some reason I feel that her strawberry allergy is pertinent info. Theyāre shining lights in her eyes and putting a tube down her throat. Other emts or whatever put her on a thing and before know whatās going on, theyāre already gone.
I didnāt think to ask where they were taking her, or whether I could ride with her. The guy that drove me, is really cool. Offers to smoke me out. Weāre just really quiet but then I start having a panic attack so I ask for him to drop me off. Go back. Find her keys. Take her car. Park behind a market and get high. The last 2 balloons arenāt in my wallet. I get furious. Then I finally cry and I cry for like an hour until I have a headache.
Would not recommend the experience.
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
younneed to tell her to stop heating her home this winter.
Or she could burn chineses like logs
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
Wonder where all the people attacking others for Greta are???
We need to arrange right wing climate squads
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In short...it seems like we were really born in the wrong generation when any weepy faggot with some ink and a pill habit can become a multimillionaire recording artist.
/mad
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2019-12-16 at 2:58 AM UTC
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Converse one star academy
One star is for broke unaccomplished people.
they sell them to people who live shitty lives.
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Originally posted by cigreting
Is there a way to get just the opiate part and not the extra shit thats in my 5 325 hydros
no
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2019-12-16 at 2:05 AM UTC
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fuck apartment inspections
you can brew it like cumboocha just say its tea and offer some if they ask
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2019-12-15 at 8 PM UTC
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Name Ā§mĀ£ĆgĆL's Car
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
I already named it after a small adorable mammal
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well, it happened a very long time ago. i was approximately 12 millimeters above the surface of the ground, suspend in thin nitrogen, hanging like the supastar i was becoming. when suddenly it happened and the world came crashing down upon all of my hopes and dreams in one fluid motion. one of the hairs around my knee area touched the ground. it damaged the psychi immediately and ever since then, that hair has been permanently bruised. leaving an entire lifetime of damaged goods just wasting away until certain death!!
the end
i want my pulitzer right now, dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmit!!
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