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2018-12-13 at 9:48 PM UTC in ITT: We speak only poly-syllabically
Originally posted by gadzooks henceforth possess posting permission hereabouts only under condition wherein phrases utilized contain multiple syllables.
Within certain constraints, posters attempt constructing sentences, however, because, task-wise, challenges abound, realizations occurred regarding initial creation wherein particular conditions delineated perhaps present ambiguity.
Phrases utilized require being constructed entirely using communication units separated using whitespace, furthermore, these units require multiple syllables contained within every instance. Certain assumptions about definition implications exist within original author's verbiage.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-13 at 8:10 PM UTC in If you had unlimited resources
Originally posted by Zanick I think the altruism-obsessed human would devote everything to our race, and to continue doing so in perpetuity would require, as I stated in my original, selfish ambition, to bring about one's immortality. Over the course of generations, this limitless man would be the subject of cult-like worship and become a god on Earth. Perhaps he would not stray from his mission, but all the same, he is arguably one to be abhorred.
So basically like a real-life, nonfictional version of Jesus? But walking amongst the people, in the flesh, making blind faith unnecessary?
That would be pretty fly.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
I just called Geek Squad, Microsoft Tech Support, and my neighbour down the street who's always on the computer and is therefore "good at computers".
They're all on their way over to fix this.
It'll all be okay.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-13 at 7:04 PM UTC in If you had unlimited resourcesDrugs, lots of drugs.
But only in the condition that I have an unlimited supply of resources.
Either that, or I'd apply those resources to hire the most educated people from every field, Nobel Laureates and the like, buy all the computing power I could ever need, and apply the greatest minds and the greatest computational resources to solving the big problems that plague society, like curing diseases, ending global warming, and ending hunger and poverty.
Or both...
Actually, why not both?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-13 at 6:33 PM UTC in The meaning of life is to give life meaning.
Originally posted by Cro Mango Today in trite platitudes
All Goatse and anal streching aside, how is it a trite platitude?
It's actually based on some profound philosophy that was built up over the course of hundreds of years.
There was a time when even considering a meaning in life other than worshiping God, or "the gods", or whatever diety/dieties ruled your universe, was a thought-crime of the highest order.
Then eventually, iconoclasts started positing their own meanings (altruism, beauty, hedonism, etc).
Some were ridiculed; others burned at the stake.
But then someone like Nietzsche comes along, following in the footsteps of the German Enlightenment philosophers like Hegel, Kant, and Schopenhauer, and he basically establishes that there is no inherent meaning to life.
And ultimately, this gives way to his interpretation that meaning is to come from the individual.
This individuality gave rise to all kinds of movements, including the Existentialist way of thinking (although the notion was already blossoming from Kierkegaard and the like).
So at the end of the day, if stretching your anus as widely as you possibly can is your personal idea of meaning in a world of chaotic meaninglessness, then you have just discovered that Goatse man was a true Ubermensch, and an exemplar for all to follow when they find themselves in need of meaning in life.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-13 at 6:48 PM UTC in The meaning of life is to give life meaning.
Originally posted by Cro Mango Meanings are an operational instrument that this grotesque meat monstrosity uses to parse its interactions with the world. The meaning of life… Is a vacuity. It fails its own tests.
I think the whole idea is that you're allowed to fill that vacuous void with your own meaning.
That's what makes it such a bold statement.
It's the elevation of meanings as mere operational instruments (only of extrinsic value) to the status of intrinsic value, truly embedded in the framework of reality.
You don't have to agree, but that's why it's philosophy.
There is no definitive answer, only a series of dialogue leading to even more questions.
And a whole lot of anal fisting.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-13 at 6:50 PM UTC in The girl in the pink dress from the "Friday" music videoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-13 at 4:24 AM UTC in Dashcam Of Mine: Lady on LSD flipping outThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-13 at 2:09 AM UTC in Today I was α as fuck to a chick instead of my usual β selfSo first, a bit of background on me:
My weight has fluctuated throughout my life.
I was a (nay, the) fat kid growing up.
Then I miraculously thinned out in my late teens, and, despite effectively being socially retarded, I discovered alcohol, which gave me even more confidence than my inexplicably athletic figure that came out of nowhere, so sex became a regular thing for me for a few years. It was like one long orgy.
Then in my early 20's, I started gaining weight, and fast. A nightly 6 drink minimum was probably a major contributor. So, fat and socially retarded, no amount of alcohol could turn me into anything resembling some kind of casanova.
Then came the 10 year drought. Legit, I did not have sex (or a date, for that matter) in an entire decade.
I resolve to lose the weight, and really dedicate myself to it, and I lose 100 lbs.
Literally days after reaching my goal weight (healthy BMI), I hooked up with this older alcoholic lady up the street. Sure, she's liquored up all the time, and she's like almost 20 years older than me, but she has a surprisingly decent body, and, was willing to sleep with me (again, after ten years without sex). So we basically just drank and fucked for a week straight.
I kinda caught feelings pretty hard (remember, 10 years), and that ended up putting her off. But I felt so heart-broken for weeks after that. I did a lot thinking, but mostly a lot of drinking. Luckily, my sex life ended up picking back up right where it left-off ten years ago, and shortly after there were a few more women sleeping with me, getting progressively more attractive / "out-of-my-league" (the most recent one being a gorgeous/flawless 19 year old (remember, I'm in my 30's at this point)).
So tonight, I have a chance encounter with the wino gal from up the street as I'm getting into a cab. It turns out she called a cab to the same place as me at the same time. So we share the cab, but I had plans to stop by the liquor store on the way, so I do that. She asks me to get her some Fireball whiskey (which just so happens to be what I'm picking up for myself), so I grab two two-sixes (Canadian slang for 750 ml bottles), and she says that she'll pay me back when we get to her place (we live on the same street). She's clearly drunk, as freaking always, but she invites me over. So I say yes, but then she starts acting up. At first she's all nice, but then she starts like, barking orders at me. Now, the old me (the sexless for 10 years me) would be all like "yes, Mistress, whatever you say goes…" But instead, I just throw her the bottle of Fireball and tell her to pay for the cab.
And I'm all like...
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2018-12-13 at 6:08 AM UTC in I just revenge-pranked my brother (he got me good with some cookie-cutter pranking app) - I texted him from 10 different phone numbers about a gay male escort adThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-13 at 6:08 AM UTC in I just revenge-pranked my brother (he got me good with some cookie-cutter pranking app) - I texted him from 10 different phone numbers about a gay male escort adOkay, so my brother used some app to prank call me. It was kinda cliche, and a cookie-cutter kinda thing anyone can do, but it really did get me.
It involved a fake Indian taxi driver, then a call from an angry dude about me "messing with his woman", and another one from a Jamaican sounding dude about picking up the drugs in 10 minutes.
Well, I'm a lot more tech-savvy, and prone to petty revenge.
So today, after learning about the trick to get infinite email address variations consolidated into just one inbox, and combining that with the wonderful services of textnow.com, which lets you create a phone number with any area code you provide it with only a unique e-mail address, I decided to use such powers for my petty revenge.
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2018-12-13 at 2:46 AM UTC in Today I was α as fuck to a chick instead of my usual β self
Originally posted by totse3.com go back and knock that bitch up
I'm lucky I haven't already. Back when we was first fuckin', I hit that like 5 times a day without ever using a rubber.
After ten years without sex, you stop buying condoms to replace full boxes of expired ones.
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2018-12-13 at 3:27 AM UTC in What keeps YOU from getting on that bus?
Originally posted by WellHung Feeling more depressed… or suicidal.. although statistically rare… is a potential side effect of taking Lexapro… or any SSRI. I'm surprised you were not made aware of that by your psychiatrist. It's also listed as one of the possible side effects in the information packet that came with your script. Moving forward… it would be best for you to familiarize yourself as much as possible with any medication ur putting into your body. 👍
I mean, I'm very well aware of many of the effects of SSRI's.
I have a bachelor's degree in psychology, and even though my main academic focus wasn't clinical psych, I obviously took a bunch of required classes on the topic. That, and my general interest in psychopharmacology has resulted in me knowing quite a bit about the effects of various psychiatric medications.
The increased suicidal ideation (and action) thing is typically only seen in the first few weeks of treatment from what I recall. I've been going for a couple years now.
But having said that, again, I thank you for bringing up a point that I just didn't even consider, even though I really, really should have, all things considered.
You're right that people generally should be more informed about any drug they take, especially daily, and maybe I should admit that, despite being formally educated (at least at the undergraduate level) in psychology, there is still a lot I don't know, and there is new research coming out every year.
You've inspired me to get back into the science journals to gain more insight.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-13 at 6:13 AM UTC in What keeps YOU from getting on that bus?
Originally posted by WellHung gadzooks, what keeps me from getting on that bus?
No idea.
Only you know the answer to that.
Or, at the very least, only you have any potential insight into that answer, even if you don't explicitly know why.
By making this thread, I have been reminded of a lot of reasons I might not have otherwise thought about.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-13 at 5:18 AM UTC in Old white men make me sick
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2018-12-13 at 5:19 AM UTC in Old white men make me sick
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2018-12-13 at 5:06 AM UTC in Today I was α as fuck to a chick instead of my usual β selfThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-13 at 4:19 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Firekrochfatty snacking on cornision pickles.
I had to google cornision.
The fact that it was likely a typo and it's actually cornichon confused me even further.
I admittedly have never heard of the term.
TIL...
PS:
Even 'cornichon' gets red squiggly lines - it autocorrects to "chronic".
Holy shit, "autocorrects" autocorrects to either 'auto corrects' or 'auto-corrects'.
My world is officially turned upside down today.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-13 at 3:04 AM UTC in Today I was α as fuck to a chick instead of my usual β self
Originally posted by DontTellEm So u became an "a lpha" by not fucking the demanding, drunk lady in the cab?
By not going over to her place just because she asked me to, especially after she started being kinda rude.
The old me would have gone, and let her walk all over me.
The new and improved gαdzooks ain't playin' her shit.
I'd rather drink alone and post on NIS.
Now that's α shit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-13 at 2:38 AM UTC in Today I was α as fuck to a chick instead of my usual β selfSo anyway, back to my ascension from β to α.
Today marked a milestone in my evolution as a man.
Never again will I consume any soy-based products.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
