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Today I was α as fuck to a chick instead of my usual β self
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2018-12-13 at 2:59 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-13 at 2:59 AM UTCSo u became an "a lpha" by not fucking the demanding, drunk lady in the cab?
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2018-12-13 at 3:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by DontTellEm So u became an "a lpha" by not fucking the demanding, drunk lady in the cab?
By not going over to her place just because she asked me to, especially after she started being kinda rude.
The old me would have gone, and let her walk all over me.
The new and improved gαdzooks ain't playin' her shit.
I'd rather drink alone and post on NIS.
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2018-12-13 at 3:05 AM UTCLol
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2018-12-13 at 3:16 AM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks By not going over to her place just because she asked me to, especially after she started being kinda rude.
The old me would have gone, and let her walk all over me.
The new and improved gαdzooks ain't playin' her shit.
I'd rather drink alone and post on NIS.
Now that's α shit.
you should of gone and not let her walk all over you and instead walk all over her before and after fucking her lol -
2018-12-13 at 3:17 AM UTC
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2018-12-13 at 3:21 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-13 at 4:46 AM UTCNow that the liquor is kicking in, I'm starting to think I might have fucked up by not going back with her.
I think I dun goofed.
Consequences will never be the same. -
2018-12-13 at 4:50 AM UTCYou did not fuck up.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-13 at 4:58 AM UTC
Originally posted by ohfralala You did not fuck up.
Actually, I'm suddenly reminded of a story about her and how crazy she can be...
So one night, I'm over at her place. We're watching some movie on TV that we ordered, it might have been an animated one with a bunny as a cop or something like that... I have no idea.
Anyway, it's like 2 AM, and we're both fairly drunk, but of course her more than me.
And she starts asking me if I smell smoke...
I look at her, quizzically and confused, because my olfactory senses detect no such odor.
I say "no, I can't say that I do smell smoke."
She then proceeds to accuse me of lying about what I'm smelling.
She then demands that I call 911 from my cell phone.
I tell her, "look, I know women have a stronger / more sensitive sense of smell than men, generally speaking, so maybe you smell smoke, but I cannot."
I then proceed to walk around every inch of her apartment, sniffing like a drug-detecting hounddog, detecting not one iota of smoke-like smell.
She essentially accuses me of gaslighting her, although she doesn't use that exact term.
She tells me to call 911, or to leave her apartment (again, it's like 2 am. we live on the same street and all, but I'm drunk and don't want to stumble home at this time).
I finally manage to calm her down somewhat, and then I go and sleep in her bed (and she passes out on the couch).
Moral of the story: She's fucking insane in the membrane.
I don't know if it's all the sauce, or if there's something else missing up there, but she a whole other kind of cray-cray. -
2018-12-13 at 5:02 AM UTCI refer you back to your Anthony Michael Hall gifThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-13 at 5:06 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-13 at 5:35 AM UTCgadzoooks, ohfralala wants a piece of you. u go, homie.👍The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-13 at 5:49 AM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks Now that the liquor is kicking in, I'm starting to think I might have fucked up by not going back with her.
I think I dun goofed.
Consequences will never be the same.
You did goof, son. I had a similar situation last week but I made it work out for me.
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2018-12-13 at 6:18 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby You did goof, son. I had a similar situation last week but I made it work out for me.
Because I was PREPPED.
You are a shit the bed retard and it is nothing short of a miracle that you get laid as much as you claim. Nobody should aim to be like you and the women you fuck with barely have half a functioning brain. -
2018-12-13 at 6:40 AM UTC
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2018-12-13 at 8:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by WellHung gadzoooks, ohfralala wants a piece of you. u go, homie.👍
I'll admit that my curiosity as to what Ohfralala looks like is now thoroughly piqued.
Especially after that thread Panthrax/Grimace dedicated to her with the Aladdin lyrics...
And she gets a lot of attention around here in general.
But I've also seen her referred to as a he.
And I also have no idea what anyone (for the most part) looks like on here.
So I dunno.
I'm not sure how I would feel about anyone on NIS "wanting a piece of me."
I do like Ohfralala in general, though, all things considered. -
2018-12-13 at 8:19 AM UTC
Originally posted by ohfralala You are a shit the bed retard and it is nothing short of a miracle that you get laid as much as you claim. Nobody should aim to be like you and the women you fuck with barely have half a functioning brain.
haha you literally made me lol, you'd be surprised I've dated a lot of college girls way more book smarts and level headed than myself. I even dated a girl for some time that was on a reality tv show twice, I miss her to this day. A lot of girls actually like dumb guys, its just that I'm cute, quirky, and fun. Skinny guys have big dicks and chickens know that.
Until last week I actually went thru a month long dry spell which is highly abnormal for me, the chick said I'm cute and sweet most of the time but that I'm really weird, which she is correct. I'm diagnosed with bipolar d/o and kinda eccentric.
I never said anyone should aim to be like me in totality, I'm more self aware than what people give me credit for but I do have some traits that he obviously lacks. Just trying to be positive and help the guy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-13 at 8:25 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby haha you literally made me lol, you'd be surprised I've dated a lot of college girls way more book smarts and level headed than myself. I even dated a girl for some time that was on a reality tv show twice, I miss her to this day. A lot of girls actually like dumb guys, its just that I'm cute, quirky, and fun. Skinny guys have big dicks and chickens know that.
Until last week I actually went thru a month long dry spell which is highly abnormal for me, the chick said I'm cute and sweet most of the time but that I'm really weird, which she is correct. I'm diagnosed with bipolar d/o and kinda eccentric.
I never said anyone should aim to be like me in totality, I'm more self aware than what people give me credit for but I do have some traits that he obviously lacks. Just trying to be positive and help the guy.
You're kind of the black sheep around here, and I can relate in a certain kind of way.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby month long dry spell which is highly abnormal for me
Well, maybe not this. I can't relate much to this.
10 years is some shit. It's like I was in prison.
Can't say I know from experience what that (prison) is like, but I imagine it's not too far off from total and utter sexlesness.
Well, heterosex at least. -
2018-12-13 at 8:59 AM UTC
