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2019-03-10 at 1:06 PM UTC in Random image thread
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2018-11-29 at 5:36 PM UTC in NIS StatisticsAlso, by the way...
He (infinityshock) communicates at a sub 4th grade level...
He got a score of 4.8 on the Dale-Chall readability score (based on the difficulty level of the words you use):
Score Notes
4.9 or lower easily understood by an average 4th-grade student or lower
5.0–5.9 easily understood by an average 5th or 6th-grade student
6.0–6.9 easily understood by an average 7th or 8th-grade student
7.0–7.9 easily understood by an average 9th or 10th-grade student
8.0–8.9 easily understood by an average 11th or 12th-grade student
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2018-12-13 at 8:04 PM UTC in Thrift Store Finds - The definitive thread on bargins to be hadObligatory Macklemore:
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2023-04-11 at 5:09 AM UTC in Naltrexone I start this shit this week.As a fellow alcoholic who has considered naltrexone, I will say...
Give it a shot.
Liquors a tough thing to give up.
I once went several months without a drink. That was tough.
My words of advice are as follows:
If you're on your first few weeks without a drink, seek out similar company.
Don't throw all judgment to the fates and expect to roll a 100.
Most importantly, this hurdle takes the kind of strength that your average human being simply does not possess.
You have to believe in yourself first and foremost and then you can pull it off.
If you hit that echelon, Holla at a playa. I've been through it. But it's beatable.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-04-11 at 5:22 AM UTC in Reminder
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2023-04-02 at 6:22 AM UTC in There are certain pairs of shoes that look really sharp , and you want to buy them, but you don't, because they would easily become permanently stained...To be honest, I'd maybe put up a couple G's for some custom cobbler made Italian wing tips.
If I catch any stains within a month of buying them, the stainer might catch some hands.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-06 at 3:47 AM UTC in Raw dogging hookersWe've all been there.
It's called being a dude.
The irony is that some sex workers are more hygienic than your average chick, because they know the whole game.
But then again, if she offers to knock down the price in exchange for no condom, chances are she makes the same concession with other dudes, daily.
Just get yourself checked.
Luckily vaginal intercourse rarely leads to HIV, but you do stand a high chance of getting chlamydia (two weeks antibiotics - I had it once. hurts like a motherfucker to piss, but it's curable), or maybe syphilis... I think they have a cure for that too though.
Herpes is another one you really wanna avoid.
It's the real gift that keeps on giving.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-04-21 at 8:29 PM UTC in Quick Mix Ready aka 2k1 aka Paul Wozny is a convicted child molestor from the State of WisconsinNoncin' in Wisconsin.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-25 at 6:03 PM UTC in I just feel like everyone has been fucking wayyy too many niggers lately...I haven't been with a black woman in about a coon's age I recon.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-25 at 6:10 PM UTC in I just feel like everyone has been fucking wayyy too many niggers lately...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-24 at 9:02 PM UTC in Im going to pool about to meet a 15 soon to be 16yoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-24 at 8:09 PM UTC in Folks, my gf held me hostage with a shotgun and proceeded to strike me numerous times
Originally posted by aldra did she ever try to peg you
God, no.
I suppose if she'd have propositioned it I might have briefly considered it, but I'd have probably immediately considered having something inside my asshole and reconsidered.
I'm into all kinds of femdom shit, I'll admit that, but a strap on up the ass is one of the areas I draw a line.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-04-24 at 3:56 AM UTC in Easy Victims for the Taking in Your LifeI had this hitchhiker in my car not that long ago and I just started having all these thoughts of how easy it would be to kill her.
Sometimes people make it kinda easy to be victims.
But I've hitchhiked myself and also gotten myself into all kinds of fucked up situations, so I'm thankful for the kindness of strangers.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-04-24 at 4:19 AM UTC in Why didn't she wanna be more than friends
Originally posted by Iseedivision I am a very nice guy who has been friends with a lot of women but each time I try to be more than friends and goes wrong they would rather date a inconsiderate drug addict a****** who hits them then be with me a guy who is there to help her with her problems I'm the one that she always goes to whenever he does something wrong or bad but yet I asked her do you want to go out on a date and she said no and this is after she broke up with him but they ended up getting back together if we're really good friends what did it make sense to be more than friends
As aldra alluded to, grammer can get a woman wetter than a water park.
But you've also gotta learn a hard lesson about the nature of women... They can be brutal to you if you're too nice.
It's become a trite cliche over time but it's not a complete myth, women generally want a certain kind of guy.
I've experienced this first hand many times in my life, but most tangibly when I recently had a shotgun pulled on me by a woman I was in love with.
The hardest lesson you need to learn is that women operate very differently from how men do.
What we want and what they want will never perfectly coincide.
You have to sometimes exercise some unexpected "manliness" to keep her panties moist.
It's fucked up but it's just how it goes.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-04-23 at 5:38 PM UTC in As energy prices have increased
Originally posted by Grylls As in, she uses more electric than me (hairdryer etc) therefore she’s paying more
Next you're gonna need to produce an itemized receipt for each electric device in the house, strap meters to each of them individually, etc...
It sounds like a slippery slope.
But if she's cool with it, then it sounds like it worked out.
See what new things you can happen through the magic of cunnilingus. Explore the possibilities.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-04-23 at 9:09 PM UTC in Want to kms but I need hateDoes KMS mean "kill my self"?
Not gonna lie, the thought has been crossing my mind lately.
I just have no idea how to do it quickly and certainly enough. I don't want to fuck up and end up in a hospital bed worse off than I was before.
Plus I'm kinda scared of what might lie on the other side.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-04-23 at 5:23 PM UTC in Folks, my gf held me hostage with a shotgun and proceeded to strike me numerous times
Originally posted by A College Professor This is basically what every single woman is like, literally, when your'e a nice guy and give them the time of day and commit a micro-simp like for instance let them to decide where they want to go for dinner. Thats why so many MIGs are TOWing these days because they dont fundamentally understand women on a deep level or by the time they see the light they literally get jaded and wear rose glasses all the time in there cocoon which is where they suck there thumb in the fetus position. MIGTOWs need a spot where they can kick it,A spot where they belong, that's just for them Where MIGTOW ain't gotta get all dressed up and be Hollywood. It's called guy-heaven
Anyway back to a bitch - Literally theres chemicals in there little brains so every time you simp out and let her pick what movie ur gonna watch theres a literal chemical reaction and basically she has to nut-up and up the ante so eventually it ends with her doing a total power play with her 12GA pump or WORSE youre so lucky man you coulda get splattered on the wall. Also every time you do this her testosterone goes up and scientists have measured it because there voice gets deeper and there hairs become more coarse and her oder stinkens and da leg itches
That's why at the end of the day you have to tighten youre belt and pump some iron because if not then she will, and look how it ends every single time .
This is actually frighteningly accurate given even more context that I didn't mention.
She has always dated guys that were abusive towards her, including one psychopath that hit her on the regular.
I was the only one she ever dated who didn't have a criminal record.
She kinda referred to our relationship as a sort of experiment since she's definitely got a type and I don't really fit that type at all.
I had my own theories similar to what you bring up that I started forming after she stopped fucking me. It was also at the same time she started demeaning me more in arguments and trying to make me do more shit for her.
This shit was psychological warfare that escalated to a full blown hostage situation.
It's especially tragic because I really did love her and I know that on some level she genuinely loved me, but her fucking evolutionary instincts and psychopathology all kicked in and everything got fucked.
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2022-04-23 at 6:37 PM UTC in It's never a good sign when your boss comes up to you and asks if you're okayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-23 at 4:48 PM UTC in Masturbating creep torments woman on NYC subway...
Originally posted by Rape Monster you should try it, just once. wear a long coat with a hole in your pocket and no underwear and go to town. if anyone catches you pretend to be retarded
Like inspector gadget?
Shit, this guy could have extra hands pop out to do the jerking so no one would suspect a thing.
Then if he did get caught, he could just do "Go, go, gadget helicopter" and be gone.
I'm starting to think this guy was a world class pervert when he wasn't solving crimes.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-04-21 at 8:40 PM UTC in Folks, my gf held me hostage with a shotgun and proceeded to strike me numerous times
Originally posted by aldra gadzooks post a photo
I'm going to lol hard if she's like half your size
She's 5'10" but admittedly pretty dainty.
I prolly could have overpowered her but I didn't really want to.
Originally posted by gadzooks This is us..
It's a snapchat enhancement, so ya know…
But anyway, I love her more than anything, just sayin'.
