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2018-12-17 at 2:32 AM UTC in Over 200 posta1The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-17 at 2:32 AM UTC in Over 200 posta0The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-17 at 2:31 AM UTC in Over 200 postaWanna see me shake the very foundation of the meaning of post count?
I don't want to dissuade you from upping your post count by making meaningful contributions to discussions, no matter how inane they might be on a site like this.
But...
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2018-12-17 at 1:38 AM UTC in ITT: I Dox Myself
Originally posted by Rizzo in a box women are cum dumpsters meant to make more babies. the only function of sex is more babies. the fact that you enjoy sex has nothing to do with anything. all sex beyond producing tons of more screaming fucking babies is nothing but degeneracy. no one deserves respect. you're all a bunch of already decaying organic matter that's greatest moments consist of the exchange of fluids. the fuck is that? this dumb slut is attractive because she's young, not fat, covered in makeup, and in a submissive position. give her 10 more years, 40 more pounds, a lot less self care and a more antagonistic position and you have the average woman.
How are you so nihilistic?
You are truly a marvel to behold.
Maybe that's why I like you so much.
You can reveal some of the most depressing truths about reality, and yet you say it with such conviction and poetic description that one can't help but rethink every thought or belief they once held dear to them.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-14 at 11:29 PM UTC in Old white men make me sickIt's also worth noting that the original meatspin had a counter that would iteratively count each spin, and keep track of how many full spins you actually watched consecutively without, you know, closing the tab/window.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-14 at 11:25 PM UTC in Old white men make me sickI tried to track down all these old shock site images...
Click below, if you dare, to see how many I successfully found...
WARNING: NSFW (fucking DUH! but it has to be said since people instinctively click spoiler tags)
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2018-12-13 at 6:40 PM UTC in Old white men make me sickWTF ever happened to lemmonparty?
It was the most happening party on the Internet.
If you can't explain what at least three of the following four things are, you did not spend enough time on the Internet earlier on (or are too young to have):
1. Goatse.
2. Lemmonparty.
3. Tubgirl.
4. 2girls1cup.
You may begin the exam now.
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2018-12-16 at 5:23 PM UTC in ITT: I Dox Myself
Originally posted by ohfralala Great. Good news. I expect more high quality videos then.
I sold the video camera for drugs many months ago.
I guess cell phones have video cameras though, so there might be some...
If you didn't check out "Alkoholiks", that's about the pinnacle of my "filmmaking career".
It will give you a pretty comprehensive overview of my day-to-day life.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-16 at 2:58 PM UTC in ITT: I Dox Myself[REDACTED]The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-16 at 12:03 PM UTC in ITT: I Dox Myself[REDACTED]The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-16 at 5:18 PM UTC in ITT: I Dox Myself
Originally posted by ohfralala
I don’t know if this is him or some random but I’ve been watching this little repeat on repeat bc it cracks me up.
That's my bro who was living in the dreaded province of Alberta for the past year.
HE JUST GOT BACK THIS WEEK THOUGH!
I'm so excited.
The World is about to change.
When two such potent forces come together, big things tend to happen.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-16 at 5:05 PM UTC in Some O.G. Totseans - Chime up if you know what they up to or if you happen to be them with a new usernameUpside: Liquor stores (cold beer and wine stores) open at 9 AM in Canada.
This is looking like an all-nighter.
I don't do all-nighters anymore.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-16 at 5:08 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentSnorting Xanax (to attempt to verify or disprove a claim made my many before me).
It's kinda like Myth Busters, but with drug myths.
I will approach the endeavor with pure scientific objectivity.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-16 at 4:03 AM UTC in ITT: I Dox Myself[REDACTED]
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2018-12-16 at 3:43 PM UTC in ITT: I Dox MyselfI was supposed to be passed out by...
It's almost 8 AM...
Liquor, G, benzos, and DXM are keeping me up for some reason.
DAFUQ!?
They are ALL sleep inducing, are they not?
I might need to step my benzo game up.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-16 at 4:53 AM UTC in ITT: I Dox Myself
Originally posted by aldra what a coincidence, my name is also Darren Mackenzie and I am also an avid child pornography and amphetamine enthusiast.
Okay, point taken, and I actually lol'd pretty hard.
But...
Actually, you reminded me of a strategy a coworker had not too long ago...
Spamming the Internet with untrue things about yourself... like... outlandish things... And then how do they parse the true stuff from the rumors?
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2018-12-16 at 5:05 AM UTC in ITT: I Dox MyselfThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-16 at 4:42 AM UTC in ITT: I Dox MyselfThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-16 at 3:57 AM UTC in RisiR the rattex
Originally posted by Mewsik All I know is I HATE the internet … seriously , I DO NOT EVER deal with people in real life like this bullshit
I hope you all die in a fire
Everything will be okay.
Just breathe in slowly, and exhale slowly.
And remember that it's just the Internet.
Some people will say the most ridiculously offensive shit on the Internet because it acts as a mask, protecting their egos.
Someone threatening your family directly is obviously horrible, cruel, and devastating, but you need to accept that that's just how the Internet is, and always will be... Rife with horrible shit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-16 at 3:55 AM UTC in RisiR the rattexThat's my super special custom-made avatar... I spent like, 5 whole minutes merging those BBCode emojies into a single animated Gif.
FIVE. WHOLE. MINUTES.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
