Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-03-27 at 7:29 AM UTC in handsome and well tanned individuals are beastial and inhuman
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Too [insert descriptor]; didn't [insert verb indicating consumption of material].
2. 2019-03-27 at 7:27 AM UTC in Tattoos do you think people get them for themselves or for others?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mmQ That doesnt need a derp face. It's a very good point/wonderment.

   
   Ok then consider it an ugly woman's face without makeup (after the apocalypse and all).
3. 2019-03-27 at 7:25 AM UTC in I'm being attacked with DEW right now
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Any other oldfags here remember this:
   
   http://dew.ytmnd.com
4. 2019-03-27 at 7:23 AM UTC in I'm being attacked with DEW right now
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Do the dew.
5. 2019-03-27 at 7:22 AM UTC in Tattoos do you think people get them for themselves or for others?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   You know what else?
   
   You know when some women (those with self-awareness deficiency disease) say things like "we don't dress provocatively and wear makeup for the sake of men."
   
   I wonder how many chicks would be wearing makeup and stilettos if they were the only human on Earth.
   
   
6. 2019-03-27 at 7:20 AM UTC in Tattoos do you think people get them for themselves or for others?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mmQ If everyone is dead, is it still stealing?

   
   Definitely not. Unless there's a remote chance they might come back. Then it's nefarious borrowing.
7. 2019-03-27 at 7:19 AM UTC in What posters did you have on your walls as a teenager?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I even said... I don't have a dangerous paraphilia (femdom harms nobody but myself), yet I would gladly voluntarily undergo chemical castration.
   
   Imagine it... The less interest you express in a woman, the more aroused she becomes. It's a universal law of nature.
   
   Imagine the power.
   
   Fucking PLEASE someone tell me how I can get chemically castrated today. I will pay you a finders fee.
   
   As long as I don't have to make any shit up about myself that might tarnish my perfect reputation.
8. 2019-03-27 at 7:16 AM UTC in What posters did you have on your walls as a teenager?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Yeah, Vinny, you do realize that chemical castration is entirely pharmacological, right?
   
   It is literally reversible (say in the case they find some kind of CRISPR-based cure in the future).
9. 2019-03-27 at 7:13 AM UTC in Who Is Your Favorite Female NIS Poster And Why?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Ghost thank you for respecting our plurals :)

   
   If that's one of your plurals, fucking props. My favorite one by far. Are you single when you're embodying that particular personality? I wanna go on a date with Lantiqua. She into tacos and 40s of malt liquor?
10. 2019-03-27 at 7:04 AM UTC in Tattoos do you think people get them for themselves or for others?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    ClickTheLikesApocalypseNow
11. 2019-03-27 at 7:03 AM UTC in Tattoos do you think people get them for themselves or for others?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'd be stealing Ferraris and Maserati's and raiding pharmacology labs, pharmacies, and cartel farms, and of course sex doll factories.
    
    Fuck that would be dope.
12. 2019-03-27 at 7:01 AM UTC in Tattoos do you think people get them for themselves or for others?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If every person on earth suddenly died and you were confirmed the only human being alive...
    
    Why in the world would you want a tattoo?
13. 2019-03-27 at 4:49 AM UTC in The name of my child
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I convinced my ex to name our daughter Yumama Zahoe N. Jesus Lutty. Our family surname is Cocksucker.
14. 2019-03-27 at 4:46 AM UTC in The name of my child
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Holy shit, life hack. Out the M.D. initials last and your kid can trick a lot of people into thinking they have a medical degree.
    
    Then, make your own prescription pad template.
    
    ???
    
    Profit and/or get high as fuck on whatever's clever.
15. 2019-03-27 at 4:42 AM UTC in It's kinda crazy its 2019.
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Last year was CURRENT_YEAR. This year is CURRENT_YEAR+1.
    
    To think in just 9 months it will be CURRENT_YEAR+2...
    
    Just mind blowing.
16. 2019-03-27 at 4:34 AM UTC in I wanna try (2S,3R,4S,5S,6R)-2-(((2R,3S,4S,5R,6R)-3-hydroxy-2-(hydroxymethyl)-5-(((2R,3R,4R,5R,6S)-3,4,5-trihydroxy-6-methyltetrahydro-2H-pyran-2-yl)oxy)-6-(((4S,6aR,6bS,8aS,8bR,9S,9aR,14aS,15aS,15bS)-6a,8a,9-trimethyl-3,4,5,6,6a,6b,7,8,8a,8b,9,9a,10,11,12,13,14a,15,15a,15b-icosahydro-1H-naphtho[2',1':4,5]indeno[1,2-b]indolizin-4-yl)oxy)tetrahydro-2H-pyran-4-yl)oxy)-6-hydroxymethyl)tetrahydro-2H-pyran-3,4,5-triol
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I tried harvesting/downloading the entire collection of Compound Identifier Documents (or something like that) for all documented molecules on PubChem...
    
    Dude it was like a trillion fucking files. It would have taken months, and taken up like 500 TB.
    
    Sooooo mannnyyy molleeccules.
17. 2019-03-27 at 4:30 AM UTC in I have a tendency to call former lovers in the middle of the might
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    When I'm drunk, simply to insult them for leaving me.
    
    I'm a serial ex offender.
18. 2019-03-27 at 4:28 AM UTC in When your meth dealer tells you he won't front you this time...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by mmQ It's literally the only time in my life I've ripped someone off. I guess I shouldn't say literally cuz I don't know but its the only one I distinctly remember. We had it all planned out. The kid just was using his dads money anyway and none of us liked him. In principle yea it was shady but yolo or something.

    
    I have done my share of dirt back when my moral compass was a tad more flexible.
    
    I like to think of it as a totally different era in my life, and a part of the learning and growth process.
    
    Those forest workers I kidnapped and barbequed and served at the local homeless shelter were pedagogical tools and assets in my own personal development.
    
    

    Show spoiler
19. 2019-03-27 at 4:22 AM UTC in eating abv doesn't do anything to me
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Y'all some African Butt Scratchers.
    
    
20. 2019-03-27 at 4:21 AM UTC in Learning music theory 4-free on-the-line
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Wait a second... Middle C is 261.625565 Hz.
    
    Where dafuq did I get 440 from?
    
    I've just seen that sample sine wave a lot for some reason.
    
    One might say, rather frequently.