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2019-03-28 at 2:48 PM UTC in I have successfully modified Gadzooks' behaviourSo you're bragging about having been rude to me just consistently enough to somehow secure yourself a steady position on my radar as someone whose posts I will generally derive less pleasure from reading when compared to those that are composed by the remaining majority of regular posters here?
Congratulations. You have been able to achieve the truly enviable objective of successfully announcing yourself as noticeably unlikable, and empirically testing that fact by continuing to be unlikable. -
2019-03-28 at 1:59 PM UTC in Law firm might talke my police brutality suit against RCMP
Originally posted by Archer513 You deserved a beating op
Stay out of shitholes and mind your business 👍🏻
Chalk it up as a life lesson learned
So if you saw one civilian being pummeled unrelentingly by another civilian while five police officers stood idly by, you'd just look the other way and pretend you didn't see it?
How is this even remotely taking the high road?
If anything, it's merely an admission of pure cowardice.
And then there's the whole gentrification element you slipped in there. Like wtf? Walk through poor neighbourhood ==> get robbed ==> no crime occured because those autonomous poor folk have absolutely no sense of morality whatsoever?
Impoverished people are not ravenous wolves, for crying out loud. -
2019-03-28 at 1:41 PM UTC in Law firm might talke my police brutality suit against RCMP
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2019-03-28 at 1:37 PM UTC in Law firm might talke my police brutality suit against RCMPAlso, popo station gave me a police file number from that night when I popped in yesterday.
Unfortunately, I can't read it myself, but I was plenty surprised to discover that they even wrote up anything.
I asked them why they didn't cuff me and haul me back to the station if I was guilty of something. Heck, I even tacked on the follow up question of why they didn't even consider calling an ambulance when they saw me in such a condition? (If five non-mentally-retarded adults, let alone trained police officers, can't detect an unconscious and concussed assault victim, nor do they feel the multiple distinct gaping wounds seeping with blood warrant even a basic first aid assessment, they are clearly avoiding cleaning up their own mess).
The cops in my local precinct just said "we can't comment on standard procedure in a different jurisdiction."
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2019-03-28 at 1:30 PM UTC in Law firm might talke my police brutality suit against RCMPAnd I have to add that I am always incredibly flattered when I am accused of completely fabricating such deeply elaborate charades, complete with some of the most realistic special effects and photoshopping (to add the injuries in the photos).
Just wait until I upload the E.R. doc's admission notes and the X-rays.
You have to admit, my commitment to the bit (assuming it's entirely faked), demonstrates more dedication and attention to detail than a box office Hollywood hit. -
2019-03-28 at 1:27 PM UTC in Law firm might talke my police brutality suit against RCMP
Originally posted by Grylls story isnt consistent, at first you said "about five cops"
now you're saying it was five cops, all male
and a lot of detail you remembered there in the dialogue
remembering what was said back and forth between you and the cops when you said you were drunk and cant remember how you even met the dude
That's textbook victim blaming.
Do you also subscribe to the notion that if a woman is forcibly raped but can't remember the details, no crime took place?
We'll have rapists jam packing senior citizen's homes, hospices, and degenerative brain disease wards in hospitals over this seemingly brilliant loophole...
Missing any specific details about the event? Crime couldn't possibly have happened.
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2019-03-28 at 12:32 PM UTC in Law firm might talke my police brutality suit against RCMP
Originally posted by aldra You left it too long
not just for the statute of limitations, but because you're fully healed it'll be hard to make it look like anything more than a cash grab
I want to kind of summarize that I made the sudden change of plans for rather complex reasons.
First off, getting justice, even if it's just an admission of guilt and temporary suspensions for the assholes all around, would feel like a blow for victim's rights against a tyrannical oppressor. It would give me a sense of justice that would help me see cops, and other authority figures, as actual forces of good intention.
Secondly, though, it actually hadn't even occurred to me that my recent discovery of some ridiculously exaggerated symptoms of ADHD pervading my life could very well be a direct result of the original assault.
One of the reasons they laid me off from my first developer job was because I had a hard time sticking with tasks. My results were exemplary, but rarely complete unless I had a dozen coworkers constantly looking over my shoulder.
On top of all that, I have actually had multiple people in my life tell me that I have definitely changed in some fundamental ways since the incident.
My next step is to get a referral to a neurologist for some neurological testing. Maybe they will find tangible evidence in the form of (f)MRI scans, or even neurocognitive latency tests to determine if my working memory / ability to focus for any sustained duration is all glitchy, thus resulting in me losing my train of thought dozens to hundreds of times a day. -
2019-03-28 at 12:23 PM UTC in Law firm might talke my police brutality suit against RCMP
Originally posted by Admin Were all the cops females?
All five were dudes.
It'd honestly have been one of the most sexually arousing scenes of my life if every one of them were women (because of my whole femdom kink thing).
But, I'd still pursue justice, and possibly even financial restitution, all the same. -
2019-03-28 at 10:39 AM UTC in Law firm might talke my police brutality suit against RCMP
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2019-03-28 at 10:33 AM UTC in gadzooks is your irish ass caught up yet
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2019-03-28 at 10:19 AM UTC in gadzooks is your irish ass caught up yetOh yeah, she also took some acid before she even showed up.
This chick is pretty hard core, ngl. -
2019-03-28 at 10:16 AM UTC in gadzooks is your irish ass caught up yet
Originally posted by Rizzo in a box how old is she
The drink (tonight)? Just Heineken.
But doing shots of jack and taking hits of crack, waiting for the MDMA, ketamine, and GHB dealer to show up.
The chick I'm with? 20. She's drunk as fuck as always, doing all the same drugs + meth (I don't mix stims - hard rule).
She now wants xannax and valium too, though.
I am officially drawing the line here though.
I'm #MeToo-phobic. -
2019-03-28 at 8:14 AM UTC in I have successfully modified Gadzooks' behaviourAlso, I have no idea what this thread was originally about.
But dat dual female ejaculation, tho. -
2019-03-28 at 8:13 AM UTC in I have successfully modified Gadzooks' behaviour
Originally posted by Lanny I successfully modified your mom's vaginal behavior from parched to drenched.
I did the same, but by vaginally inserting a garden hose about 8" in, then turning it on full blast.
The funny thing, though, is that her ass was producing significantly more ejaculate than the hose was, and I didn't even know that was biologically feasible.
This was back in Louisiana during the Summer of 2005. The effects were devastating but I blamed it on some broken levees or some shit. -
2019-03-28 at 7:30 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2019-03-28 at 12:37 AM UTC in How to make ABSOLUTELY certain that a building is emptyI'm writing a book about a government hating anarchist who really wants to firebomb a government building, but doesn't have a single misanthropic or sadistic bone in his body, and merely wants to send a very strong message, but casualties are absolutely verboten.
Also, ideally, the fire won't spread beyond the property that hosts the target building. -
2019-03-28 at 12:30 AM UTC in Law firm might talke my police brutality suit against RCMP
Originally posted by Ghost city cops are much more chill usually. Calgary police caught me with a meth pipe and let me keep it.
I have had WAY more interactions with RCMP than anyone should ever have... Been in the back of at least a good 20-30 squad cars. I've literally thanked most of them when they dropped me off at the drunk tank, and the rest I would smile and say hi to whenever I ran into them again.
Only one experience has defied this pattern. The one this thread is about. -
2019-03-28 at 12:27 AM UTC in Law firm might talke my police brutality suit against RCMPAll I have to do now is bootstrap some legal arguments for extenuating circumstances surrounding my delayed report submission.
If I can somehow manager that, the firm will seriously consider taking on my case.
This could make history.
Unfortunately Canada isn't quite as litigious as the U.S., so I can't get millions for "pain and suffering", but I would consider enough to pay off all the debts this pseudo-socialist shit pit sucked out of me to be a satisfactory victory.
The five bitch ass fascist thugs that blitz attacked me should be stripped of their badges as well, of course, but like this cucked country will give a fuck about a victimized citizen. -
2019-03-28 at 12:19 AM UTC in Law firm might talke my police brutality suit against RCMPSyrup chugging moose fuckers.
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2019-03-28 at 12:18 AM UTC in Law firm might talke my police brutality suit against RCMPI WAS SO CONCUSSED THAT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS CONCUSSED.
I tried to lock myself up in the psych ward because I thought I lost my mind (although kinda did tho).
Once you reconcile the brutal syllogism in the OP about how I pay cops to assault me with this concept demonstrating just how badly they fucked me up, you can't possibly see the cockroaches that did that to me as anything other than uniform/badge wearing frauds, and the system that protects them as a corrupt yet impotent attempt at an actualized police state.
