Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-03-27 at 3:20 AM UTC in So, um, I've had a homeless tweaker passed out on my living room floor for 14 hours now
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Erekshun So you don't really want to get rid of him, good company when he is not puking all over your place?

   
   Like, he's alright company. And he even just said if at any time I feel overwhelmed by him here, I can tell him to go.
   
   But it's just kinda hard to do that, ya know?
2. 2019-03-27 at 3:19 AM UTC in So, um, I've had a homeless tweaker passed out on my living room floor for 14 hours now
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mmQ I'm wondering why he isnt charred to a crisp in your oven yet.

   
   I don't cook my guests, yo. My court ordered shrink wont even let me watch Silence of the Lambs. If she finds out I'm eating people again, that's my third cannibalism-related strike (in Canada they count them separately from other offenses).
3. 2019-03-27 at 3:16 AM UTC in Attention: Libtards
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I wanna start a retardocracy. We all compete to come up with the dumbest solutions to all the worlds ills. Then we implement them.
   
   Trumps tower is a good example that got the ball rolling.
   
   Then we give Mexicans hot air balloons.
   
   Then North Korea gets to roll a pair of D&D style dice that will determine how many experience points they gain.
   
   Once North Korea reaches a certain XP threshold, they get to trade nukes with Cuba for cigars.
   
   Then we monarchize Israel and Palestine and they each build TWO Trojan horses. One for each country contains soldiers ready to fight. The other contains stink bombs and dancing clowns.
   
   Finally, the Principality of Sealand is given full power over all UN decisions, and Japan gets genetically modified sharks that are spliced with gorillas so they have legs and can walk on land.
4. 2019-03-27 at 2:59 AM UTC in So, um, I've had a homeless tweaker passed out on my living room floor for 14 hours now
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   If I were a sadistic prick, I could gaslight him so, so easily but thats just cruel.
5. 2019-03-27 at 2:56 AM UTC in So, um, I've had a homeless tweaker passed out on my living room floor for 14 hours now
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by A College Professor Put saran wrap on the toilet that way he shits his ass

   
   Nobel prize tier plan.
6. 2019-03-27 at 2:56 AM UTC in So, um, I've had a homeless tweaker passed out on my living room floor for 14 hours now
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Actually he's collateral damage from one of the last ones.
7. 2019-03-27 at 2:55 AM UTC in So, um, I've had a homeless tweaker passed out on my living room floor for 14 hours now
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Erekshun Is he one of those who fall in love just by having sex?

   
   I am.
   
   Most of the transients I take in are of the female variety. I fall in love the first night. Fall into a depression after pushing her away. Drink myself into a stupor. Meet another chick. Cycle repeats.
8. 2019-03-27 at 2:53 AM UTC in Do any drugs taste GOOD
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I IVd it.
   
   Cluster fuck of the day number two.
   
   Apparantly IVing meth without heroin in the mix is a whole other barrel of monkeys (no blood draws back into the syringe when you pull back).
   
   I've got about 6 holes in each arm.
   
   All to avoid the taste of the smoke/pipe. That should tell you how much I hate the taste.
9. 2019-03-27 at 2:49 AM UTC in When your meth dealer tells you he won't front you this time...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Please someone tell me they get the specific reference regarding the girl in the gif.
   
   Or am I just too old and full of obscure knowledge about celebrity scandals.
10. 2019-03-27 at 2:48 AM UTC in So, um, I've had a homeless tweaker passed out on my living room floor for 14 hours now
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Lanny tell him you're taking him to a great restaurant on the opposite side of town, make sure he exits the bus first then hop back on as the doors are closing.

    
    Lol.
    
    He does actually keep wanting to go to a bar.
    
    Maybe we'll hit one up in Hope. It's a small town yet another town over from Vancouver (about four towns total). Its an absolutely beautiful town and I wanna live there some day, but for now, I think I might just take a bus up there with him and be like... "Yeah, if you could just not get back on this bus, that'd be great".
11. 2019-03-27 at 2:45 AM UTC in So, um, I've had a homeless tweaker passed out on my living room floor for 14 hours now
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Octavian Zooks, where in God's name do you find these transients?

    
    I lead a life chalk full of crazy adventures and misadventures alike. I could probably write like a dozen novels.
    
    Fuck, what a cluster fuck (I experience on average at least one cluster fuck in my life per month).
12. 2019-03-27 at 2:44 AM UTC in So, um, I've had a homeless tweaker passed out on my living room floor for 14 hours now
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Umm... Suddenly he's carrying fucking boxes in like he's moving in.
    
    This guys like a ninja at this shit.
    
    This is surreal.
13. 2019-03-27 at 1:28 AM UTC in Do any drugs taste GOOD
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Shit, ok, kinda neat coincidence here that this thread was created today because I have an issue facing me tonight... When homeboy gets back with the butane, we gonna start smoking bowls again (meth).
    
    Now, this guy is my official bowl lighter (his technique is masterful and ridiculously effective). But, I can't stand the taste that hits once that huge cloud is in my lungs.
    
    Like, I'm gagging in anticipation.
    
    Any suggestions?
    
    I did end up paying like 80% towards it, I might just be like "yo I just need to take this some other way. The taste is overwhelming."
    
    I dunno.
    
    I wanna suggest adding a teensy bit of sugar maybe? If I even have any. He's a total purist tho and he'll prolly be like "dafuq?"
    
    Damn. I like the big clouds but I have a weak ass gag reflex. Like, I'd give the absolute worst head ever.
14. 2019-03-27 at 1:23 AM UTC in Attention: Libtards
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Erekshun Do you still watch CNN, MSNBC or Rachel Madcow? For 2 years you were glued to it just waiting for the "bombshell" lol, losers.

    
    I don't know what any of those words mean.
15. 2019-03-27 at 1:11 AM UTC in So, um, I've had a homeless tweaker passed out on my living room floor for 14 hours now
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Like I ain't runnin' no halfway house here nigga, got damn.
16. 2019-03-27 at 1:10 AM UTC in So, um, I've had a homeless tweaker passed out on my living room floor for 14 hours now
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Although he is trynna get some bitches up in this bitch but they always string him along and nothing ever comes of it.
    
    It's so amazing that he hasn't heard of the term incel. He's like a walking incel forum full of cliches.
    
    Also, if he starts shouting at the TV again or whispering about his invisible stalker Ghost Goof, Imma lose it.
17. 2019-03-27 at 1:08 AM UTC in So, um, I've had a homeless tweaker passed out on my living room floor for 14 hours now
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ok, he finally awoke. He's on his way to the corner store for a can of butane for the torch lighter and some kind of sugar fix apparantly.
    
    When he gets back, i'll smoke a couple bowls with him, have a few more beers and a valium, but he gotta bounce before midnight today. Straight up.
18. 2019-03-27 at 1:06 AM UTC in So, um, I've had a homeless tweaker passed out on my living room floor for 14 hours now
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Ghost harvest his organs in case you need a kidney some day

    
    One of the conditions from my P.O. is that I can't be in possession of live or dead human organs.
    
    (That one cannibalism charge that just won't go away, you know how it is).
19. 2019-03-27 at 12:13 AM UTC in Do any drugs taste GOOD
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Ghost heroin tastes amazing if you snort it, that drip is like candy mixed with sex, fucking amazing.

    
    I liked it at first, but honestly, I eventually got sick of it.
    
    I even stated mixing like... sugar or something into it just to sweeten that drip a bit.
    
    At least, until I made the jump to I.V.
20. 2019-03-27 at 12:06 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by tee hee hee I bought a non winning lotto ticket yesterday. :/

    
    Return it for a refund.
    
    It was clearly defective.