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2019-03-27 at 4:18 AM UTC in Learning music theory 4-free on-the-lineRealize that it's all mathematical ratios. Chords, chord progressions, etc.
Middle C on the piano is a sine wave oscillating at 440 Hz. Every other key within that octave is proportionally higher (if C# and up) or lower (if A or B).
Harmony arises from certain biologically pleasing combinations of these notes.
From there it's just a matter of memorizing a finite set of chords and chord progressions. -
2019-03-27 at 4:14 AM UTC in When your meth dealer tells you he won't front you this time...
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2019-03-27 at 4:13 AM UTC in DBDK
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2019-03-27 at 4:10 AM UTC in DBDK
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2019-03-27 at 4:05 AM UTC in When your meth dealer tells you he won't front you this time...
Originally posted by mmQ What's the go to question when approaching strangers and asking them if they can find meth?
In my hood it's called "side". Just ask them if they know of anyone around that can find some "side."
Sometimes you'll luck out and they'll have a few points right there that they can sell you, but if you want quantity, they'll have to take you to the re up house or to another dealer. They'll size you up first. They'll ask if you're a cop. Then they'll usually take you there.
Sometimes they'll ask for the money up front and be like "I have to gotta go into this apartment for like 10 minutes. The dude doesn't want any strangers inside so just wait here."
At that point, it's a roll of the dice.
But that's how fucking Mario burned me on $200 weed deal when I was 16.
In the front door with my $200, and out the backdoor of the building. Me stuck waiting around like a chump. -
2019-03-27 at 3:59 AM UTC in What posters did you have on your walls as a teenager?
Originally posted by mmQ I think I had a Korn poster and one with some psychedelic image that looked like a mushroom.
I never owned a lava lamp. :(
Strobe light, lava lamp, and smoke machine are the holy trinity.
Trippy fluorescent mushroom posters are a common adjunct.
Bean bag chairs and a bong and you have got yourself a bonafide stoner den. -
2019-03-27 at 3:57 AM UTC in What posters did you have on your walls as a teenager?
Originally posted by Octavian Why do you always add a video or something equally irrelevent after a post. Is that like spectrum behaviour?
I immediately assumed you were talking about Bill Krozby. He posts a song (via YouTube) along with each and every post of his.
I think of them as the soundtrack to his posts.
I don't listen to every single one, but sometimes they're good. -
2019-03-27 at 3:55 AM UTC in Do you realize
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2019-03-27 at 3:54 AM UTC in Do you realize
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2019-03-27 at 3:53 AM UTC in So, um, I've had a homeless tweaker passed out on my living room floor for 14 hours now
Originally posted by mmQ She should've given you a blowjob for letting her stay there. Imagine tapping at someone's window begging for a place to stay and then still asking them for money to suck their dick. I mean I'd just suck it. Thabks for the hospitality.
Basic reciprocity really... But, even though I have zero ethical or political opposition towards prostitution, I just feel too sympathetic for them when they're desperate and destitute.
You could tell she wasn't a pro. She didn't advertise like my ex roommate did. Sometimes I'd answer her (ex roommate) texts after she'd post an ad. She'd pay me a cut to enhancement through the dick pics and the crazys and the time wasters. I had to flirt like I was her. It was strange.
I guess technically I might have qualified for true pimp status. -
2019-03-27 at 3:50 AM UTC in So, um, I've had a homeless tweaker passed out on my living room floor for 14 hours nowOh and Sherri... I wrote a whole huge post on Totse in 07 and it got to be quite the happening thread.
Her husband told me he was HIV positive so I kinda freaked out. But I fell in love with her because, like I mentioned earlier, I fall in love with damaged women, and faster than you can say "codependency". -
2019-03-27 at 3:48 AM UTC in So, um, I've had a homeless tweaker passed out on my living room floor for 14 hours nowIn this thread I reminisce about all the homeless meth addicted vagrants I've given refuge to.
I think I counted them all (at least, while living in this town).
There was Lord in Ottawa who gave me his number at the bar and asked if he could spend the night, but when I noticed that I now have a Lord and a Jesus in my phone contacts list (Jesus is my Peruvian friend), I felt schizophrenic myself and just had to bail and re-evaluate my life. -
2019-03-27 at 3:44 AM UTC in So, um, I've had a homeless tweaker passed out on my living room floor for 14 hours nowThen there was Britney the Native gal. Yet another meth addicted homeless tweaker transient I met through my escort roommate while she was living her.
She would drop by and tap at my rear window, and I would feel bad for her so I'd let her in for the night. She would sometimes offer like a BJ for $20. The thing is, I've never had a strong enough desire for sex to actually pay for it, but when it's that fucking convenient (she was already sitting on my bed, a couple feet away from me).
I had to say no.
But I threw her a few bucks change at least.
One time, during times of greater prosperity in my life, I gave her like $40 (honestly because I kinda wanted her to leave so I could be alone). It was kinda cute tho because she kissed me and said something along the lines of "I think I'm starting to fall for you".
To this day, I feel like it's just her survival mechanism, but it was kinda cute, not gonna lie. -
2019-03-27 at 3:38 AM UTC in So, um, I've had a homeless tweaker passed out on my living room floor for 14 hours nowThere was another meth addicted homeless transient I let into my apartment a couple years back, but he was fucking FUCKED in the head. He just finished a 7 year stint and was paranoid as absolute fuck. He'd pace around my apartment with a huge rock in one hand and a hammer in the other, like "did you hear that? Turn off your music for a sec".
I love my music and hate silence, but I reluctantly comply.
He then says "I know shes out there. I see the trees rustling. And check this out..." As he leads me to my apartment front door... "Look through the peep hole".
Me: "I see nobody."
Him: "the cops are kneeling down right outside your front door man!"
Then he raises the rock in the air and asks me when I called his ex girlfriend over, and how long the cops have (according to him) been outside, and if I called them.
It was shit like that for days.
He did invite this kinda unattractive woman over tho, and when I was drunk and saw her shirtless, I couldn't help but notice the breastses, so I ask "may I?"
And move in and start suckling like a baby, then we go into my bed and she rides me pretty decent for a bit, and then I just go back to drinking and pass out.
Next day or day after, he stole my cell phone and wallet, IDs and everything.
Fucking not all meth addicted homeless schizophrenic tweakers are tolerable. Some are really dicks. -
2019-03-27 at 3:31 AM UTC in Do any drugs taste GOODCurrently submitting patent for flavored meth as we speak.
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2019-03-27 at 3:30 AM UTC in When your meth dealer tells you he won't front you this time...
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2019-03-27 at 3:27 AM UTC in When your meth dealer tells you he won't front you this time...
Originally posted by Erekshun I don't have a meth dealer, fuck! Where do I find one?
Network, yo.
Start with the homeless. But realize you might offend some of them by assuming they do hard drugs. They dindu muffin tho most of the time.
Then there are hookers. Usually you gotta pay just for their time in the first place.
I didn't have to tho cuz I'm gangster as shit and spit that golden tongue game.
Finally, there's always just asking around at the local 24 hour convenience store parking lots. The local 7-11 has all kinds of folk just itching to hook up some ice or a ball or some down, whatevs. They will short you, it's only a matter of by how much. -
2019-03-27 at 3:23 AM UTC in When your meth dealer tells you he won't front you this time...
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2019-03-27 at 3:22 AM UTC in So, um, I've had a homeless tweaker passed out on my living room floor for 14 hours now
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2019-03-27 at 3:21 AM UTC in Attention: LibtardsDafuq did I just type?
IV Meth: not even once.
