handsome and well tanned individuals are beastial and inhuman

1. 2019-03-27 at 7:23 AM UTC

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   Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
   look how they behave when their father is shot
   they don't run off and scream
   no they just stand there and cry like little bitches because now their support system is gone
   
   https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=uZQ5b_1533427830
2. 2019-03-27 at 7:29 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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