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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ I had/have a good bro named Darrin with an I obviously like I spelled it there . He is an electronic engineer who loves taking triple Cs. That's all I have to say about that

    I remember you mentioning him before.

    Also, is triple C a bundy cough medicine????
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ What is dumb though? What if what we humans think of as dumb, is smart? What if smart people are really the dumb ones?

    It just seems so statistically unlikely, given the likely humungous number of enlightened civilizations in the cosmos that we are anywhere near the top.

    The fact that prisons exist, is proof positive that we dum af. We have a man with an orange face building walls to keep sombrero wearing people from being able to mow lawns.

    Oh, and then there's religion itself. I mean, does it even need any further explanation? Pigeons exhibit religious/superstitious behavior too if you give them a reward for randomly performed sequences of actions.

    They literally start dancing to appease the food providers.

    Sound familiar?
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Oh Darren! U delicate snow bunny 🐇 I hope one of ur neighbors shovels ur pavement for u, offers to cook u dinner & have homosexual sex when u get home & u dance all the way to the bus stop in anticipation! 🕺❄️🍭

    Who else shares the world's most immaculate name?
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Do girls get mad that God has always been thought of as a guy?

    It's just a linguistic assumption.

    I call God "Him" as a mere matter of convenience.

    It makes zero sense that God would be any particular gender. And why would he/her/it have any human like attributes? Clearly there are more evolved alien species out there that represent God's truly successful and advanced creations.

    Humans are dumb af. That much is self-evident.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    At first glance I thought this was a thumbnail for...

  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    God waited exactly 4 billion years between his own birth and the big bang.

    He did A LOT of masturbatory exploration during that time.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Like HuntMammoth-MakeBabby-WashLoinclotch... Kinda like GymTanLaundry on Jersey Shore (except of course the cave folk were more cognitively evolved).
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ EXPLAIN TIME TO ME.

    for cave men it was just sun and moon?

    Imagine being the first people ever. That would be so fucking weird.

    A lot of theories speculate that they didn't even know they were humans anyway. They were pretty much automotons. They'd just be on babby-making autopilot.
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  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ I can't begin to tell you how much I like turtles.

    Of the Teenage, Mutant, and Ninja variety?

    Or of the chocolate variety?

    Or the folks in the super exclusive cigar club?
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Two thousand and 19 years since we started keeping track of time? Haha.

    When did people start doing time? Did the cavemen have time concepts? Or just maybe , its day now, its night now. Meet me when the sun is up there in the sky.

    They just noticed a general pattern that the sun would "go away", then, if they were lucky and/or slaughtered enough babies to appease the gods, the sun would return the following day.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I've legit thought of doing this myself as well.

    Imagine being able to create alternate realities in which your deepest fantasies come true...

    Add on some AR/VR...

    Rule 34 would henceforth be a Newtonian law. You imagine it, then make it reality.

    I've been learning Blender for 3D modeling, but need to kick my learning and practice into high gear.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by HTS 2 people can probably survive off $2000/month though. 🤔

    Or even 3 on 3,000... Or 4 on 4,000...

    Or, 1,000 in one dwelling would live like millionaires.



    Eh, Mexican superman, I got like 50 keys made.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by A College Professor settle down marty mickfly

    Back to the Future 2 is now a work of speculative historical fiction.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Y'all motherfuckers need Cognitive Behavioral Therapy.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    #PostApocalypticIncelProblems
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ I wonder if you were the last couple on earth would your mind instantly make yourself attracted to the other person? Would you want to get married? Does marriage matter if nobody else is around to watch?

    Fuck. Everythinf we do is for other people.

    She'd probably still want Chad and I'd somehow get betabuxxed while she glues a vibrator to the Statue of David.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    For real, Surrey Memorial Hospital is the medical establishment inside of which my mother endured the act of labor that produced me.

    Every time I see SMH, I will read at as a reference to my hospital of birth.

    There will be no inferences made regarding head movements in any direction.

    This will result in confusion.

    You all have been warned.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    There are yangstalkers outside my house trying to give me $1,000 for nothing.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Oh man I have to now ammend my apocalypse fantasy to include one very attractive and highly educated and open-minded angel to accompany me while I steal sports cars and drugs and... Yeah might as well get the sex dolls anyway. I'll establish a harem.
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