2019-03-17 at 4:15 AM UTC
Mountain dew Doritos Robitussin [last name]
First name will be Mountain Dew or M.D for short. Or mountain
2019-03-17 at 7:57 AM UTC
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2019-03-17 at 7:59 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
That's hydro's son's name
2019-03-17 at 1:36 PM UTC
Mountain is a cute name for a girl
2019-03-27 at 4:46 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Holy shit, life hack. Out the M.D. initials last and your kid can trick a lot of people into thinking they have a medical degree.
Then, make your own prescription pad template.
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Profit and/or get high as fuck on whatever's clever.
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2019-03-27 at 4:49 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I convinced my ex to name our daughter Yumama Zahoe N. Jesus Lutty. Our family surname is Cocksucker.
2019-03-27 at 5:30 AM UTC
If i have a kid imma name her Bonnie.
Thank God I dont. Probably.
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2019-03-27 at 5:35 AM UTC
My bonnie lives over the ocean oh bring back bring back my bonnie to me.
I have these plateaus when I drink I am about 4th plat now and that's when I get extra stupid or start free styling. I dont know what's gonna happen. 5th is of course last night when I cant type for shit and dont care ar all. Am I typing this in the right thread? Does anybody care is anybody out there ??
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2019-03-27 at 1:12 PM UTC
M.D is a cute af name for a girl
It's like S.E (sarah-elizabeth)
My Jr high crush was named Bobby-Sue so that one wouldn't work too well lol B.S
2019-03-27 at 1:23 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Mountain is not cute if shes a chubby kid!
2019-03-27 at 1:24 PM UTC
I would name my daughter Fentalyn
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2019-03-27 at 1:26 PM UTC
In all seriousness though I like the names Elysia and Tarja, but I could never use the latter because everybody would say "hurr you named your daughter after your favorite singer u fag" even though I just like the name
