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  1. 2022-04-25 at 9:48 PM UTC in There's a chick painting the walls at my mom's house
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Kafka How long is she painting the house for? If it was me I’d mainly ignore them, just say hello that’s it. Maybe only try talking to her when she’s almost done, not flirting, just to find out if she’s with someone, but don’t ask that directly. Idk why I’m trying to help.

    She already left for the day but she'll be back tomorrow.

    Also, most bitches will fuck even if they got a man.

    I think you're a woman, right?

    Just so you know, I'm not an actual sexist, I just play one on TV.
  2. 2022-04-25 at 9:44 PM UTC in Tell me a bit Bradley
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Lodger Free OP

    Go on cam and make a squanchy neck and then he'll find a pedo-de-pervy who looks like you in Wisconsin and say you're he/her.

    Is he on some kind of mission?

    I'm honestly not even concerned about him anymore.

    I got over that shit in like 24 hours tops.
  3. 2022-04-25 at 9:43 PM UTC in Tell me a bit Bradley
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood If i'm a homosexual then why do I find this girl sexually attractive?

    check and mate ser


    Oh shit that bitch is fine as fuck wtf.
  4. 2022-04-25 at 9:41 PM UTC in There's a chick painting the walls at my mom's house
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Kafka You can offer her a drink but not an alcoholic one.

    What about some GHB or a bit of roofies?
  5. 2022-04-25 at 9:40 PM UTC in There's a chick painting the walls at my mom's house
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Lodger Free The 70s are over

    Goddamn what a time that would have been.

    I'm mad now that I was born in such a "woke" era.
  6. 2022-04-25 at 9:38 PM UTC in There's a chick painting the walls at my mom's house
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by POLECAT I don't think grab ass is a flirt move, what edition of the rules of flirting are you using?

    Oh, I meant like just talking to her and offering her a drink. Ok about 20 drinks deep myself but I've got a few left.

    The thought of grabbing her ass was just some internal perv shit.
  7. 2022-04-25 at 9:21 PM UTC in There's a chick painting the walls at my mom's house
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    420th thread, btw...

    Straight up gangster weed smoking thread up in here.

    A couple days late but whatever, we all high in here (except me because I don't partake in the devil's lettuce anymore).
  8. 2022-04-25 at 9:05 PM UTC in There's a chick painting the walls at my mom's house
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    And I went down to collect a liquor delivery and she was bending over and I was so tempted to grab her ass.

    Folks, is it sexual harassment if I try to flirt with the painting contractor?
  9. 2022-04-25 at 9 PM UTC in me and star trek hung out
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson How will wiping my screen down protect me from Wariat underage jizz coated phone screen?

    Underage jizz?

    I thought he's into girls not boys.

    Are you mixing him up with Vinny?
  10. 2022-04-25 at 8:52 PM UTC in Stop responding to Wariat and eventually he’ll stop posting his nonce-sense
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood OP is a nonce

    simple as

    Fucking everybody is a nonce these days.

    Should we all just become nonces?

    "If everyone's a nonce then no one's a nonce."
    -- said some nonce philosopher once.
  11. 2022-04-25 at 8:49 PM UTC in Do you live with your family
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Iseedivision What line of work are you in and I hope everything works out for you

    Software developer.

    The pay ain't so bad and it's almost entirely remote these days, so I have no designs on leaving it.

    But I'll have to find somewhere new now.

    Luckily, it's a burgeoning field.
  12. 2022-04-25 at 8:22 PM UTC in Do you live with your family
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung You prefer drinking 40's of malt liquor.

    Sometimes.

    Lately it's been either Scotch and club soda or peach Hey Y'all's. I'm trying to switch things up one day to the next.
  13. 2022-04-25 at 8:19 PM UTC in Do you live with your family
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung How the heck did you lose your jobs over this whole ordeal?

    I quit one and got fired by the other in the same week.

    I started missing days because of my increasingly heavier drinking.

    Like, I think I might have some PTSD shit going on because I just can't function normally.

    Liquor sustains me right now.
  14. 2022-04-25 at 8:18 PM UTC in "I hate boomers"
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung No you wudn't have, Zooks. You don't want to be 'that guy' that all the women in the class think is a total creep. You know better than that.

    My major was psychology (and if I recall correctly, yours was too)...

    It was like 95% coeds.

    Those were the days.
  15. 2022-04-25 at 8:14 PM UTC in "I hate boomers"
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Wariat how?

    Like, I get it, wanting to know more about female sexuality and all, but fucking majoring or minoring in it is kinda extreme.

    I guess no judgment, maybe if I'd have thought of it I'd have done the same.
  16. 2022-04-25 at 8:12 PM UTC in Do you live with your family
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by frala Chile

    I slept with, and consequently fell in love with, a half Chilean woman.

    She was 19 though and I was 33 so I felt like kind of a Wariat.
  17. 2022-04-25 at 8:10 PM UTC in "I hate boomers"
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Wariat I mirrored in femle reproduction and female seuality as an undergrad.

    Jesus Christ, doesn't that make you feel like just a little bit of a predator?
  18. 2022-04-25 at 7:57 PM UTC in Do you live with your family
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung You are literally living in paradise, that's why. British Columbia possesses awe-inspiring beauty and splendor. And coastal BC has the huge added advantage of much milder winters as compared to inland Canada, due to the ocean's moderating influence. You cud literally sleep outside most of the year, where you live, and still be comfortable.

    BC is absolutely fucking beautiful.

    I'm kinda hooked to be honest.

    Housing is significantly cheaper in a lot of places but I just can't leave.
  19. 2022-04-25 at 7:56 PM UTC in Do you live with your family
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by frala My nigger. Didn’t you say you had reached the point of making 6 figures? Leave females alone entirely for a while and build some wealth and take control of this situation before I come up there and whoop your ass myself.

    I lost both jobs as a result of this whole fiasco.

    I'm back at square one.

    But you're right, I need to focus on stacking paper before trying to get my dick wet.

    Maybe I'll build myself back up again to even higher heights.

    We'll see.
  20. 2022-04-25 at 7:52 PM UTC in Do you live with your family
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung How did she become that broken, Zooks?

    I heard a lot of stories about her fucked up mom.

    I don't want to rush to judgement without all the details, but apparently her mom was particularly fucked up.
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