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2019-03-28 at 12:10 AM UTC in Law firm might talke my police brutality suit against RCMPFull story compiled:
A few years ago, I was on a drinking bender, and I ended up back in home town and neighbourhood (major slums...), and I end up meeting up with some random dude and we end up going to a strip club (picture the sleaziest, filthiest, grimiest strip club you can - then multiply the dive factor by about 10x).
I'm pretty drunk, so I don't know exactly what just happened, but the dude I'm in there with is being chased out of the strip club by the bouncer...
I follow suit, just to check up on him, even though I've only known him like an hour or so tops.
There are about five cops out there walking the beat (like I said, REALLY rough neighbourhood... this is standard requirements around here)...
I see the bouncer beating the dude against the sidewalk, so I'm like "yo, what is this? this seems like excessive use of force!?"...
pt2 in a sec... need a shot.
This shit was legit traumatizing...
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So one of the cops asks me if there's gonna be a problem.
I'm just like "yo, that bouncer is clearly beating that guy up, why are you not doing anything about it?"
Then he (the cop!) responds with something like... "what are you gonna do about it?"
So I say something along the lines of "this shit's illegal for one thing", and I think I might have raised my arms in a body language gesture to indicate anger...
Next thing I know, five bitch ass cops are tackling me to the ground...
I end up blacking out...
Hold, pt3 incoming...
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15 minutes later, I come to... I'm just walking down the street, head feels all fucked up, I'm just COVERED in blood...
I see a group of druggies shooting up and what not, but they're the only sign of life, so I walk up to them...
They tell me "wtf happened to you? you look like you just got the shit beat out of you?"
And I say "I don't know... five cops tackled me, I blacked out, and now I'm just walking down the street trying to make sense of it all."
Then one of the junkies is like "well, you're heating the spot out, get lost or I'll kick your ass too."
So I continue walking, dazed and confused, trying to wipe all the blood off with random pieces of paper towel I find and all that."
I can barely see out of one of my eyes.
I just keep wandering, no idea what to do next...
hold up, pt 4...
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Eventually, I realize I need to check myself into a hospital.
My wrist, for one thing, feels like it might be broken (from when they were kneeling on me and cuffing me, I imagine).
They do an x-ray, and tell me it's not broken, and that the bruises and cuts on the rest of my body and on my face will heal with time. They let me go, and I somehow end up back at my mom's house (her house is nearby, I live out of town but I'm way too fucked up physically to make that trip).
For the next couple days, I'm just stuck on my moms couch trying to make sense of things.
I was so fucking confused, my brain just felt fucked.
I went back to the hospital to check myself into the psych ward because my brain just wasn't processing things right...
I get into see a psych nurse and he does a psych exam, then gives me a referal to see a psychiatrist later in the week.
But I'm still not feeling right... so I go back into the ER and say "look, my brain is fucked up. something is wrong. I can't even process my environment right now."
So I end up seeing an ER doc who gives one look at my face and says "you clearly suffered a serious concussion."
So I ask "will this all go away? because I can't process things, I have no short term memory, I can't function."
Then he gives me some meds to calm me down and to help me sleep, but tells me that I could end up feeling like that for weeks, if not months.
I leave the hospital and take the meds he gives me.
For WEEKS I couldn't even look at a computer screen.
I had all kinds of fucked up neurological symptoms for months even.
Some of my cuts and bruises didn't heal for months, almost a year even. -
2019-03-28 at 12:05 AM UTC in Law firm might talke my police brutality suit against RCMPOh, and every time someone asks what I must have done to deserve that, the threads victim blaming (VP) points go up, and my penis virility (PV) goes up.
Not that cops should be allowed to use such excessive force, and possibly permanently disable, actual alleged perpetraters; but, and here's the clincher... They did it because I voiced my concern for a citizen whom they were all watching get beat up by another citizen.
I was literally defending the civil rights of a total stranger and got gang beat down and brain damaged for it.
What a country! -
2019-03-27 at 11:58 PM UTC in Law firm might talke my police brutality suit against RCMPSo, some of you may have heard my story and/or seen the pics from my absolutely iron clad police brutality case that occured two years ago...
The Royal Canadian Fascist Police has stepped over the line.
I pay taxes.
Taxes pay cops.
Cops hospitalize me.
I pay cops to hospetalize me.
How is that not the most infuriating syllogism ever constructed?
I spent all day calling law firms all over town, victim advocacy groups, etc.
But guess what?
The two year statute of limitation on brutally abusing and violating citizens for questioning their authority is two years.
I finally grow the pair necessary to file a report, but it turns out to be a pair of duds.
I'm three weeks late.
The case thus pretty much rests entirely on medical proof of persistent neurological symptoms. I'm gonna try going that route as strong as I can.
If those ill-gotten-badge-toting tyrants win this round, there WILL be round 2.
I may have to ally with some less than savory characters around here for some ideas and inspiration in the arts of fighting the powers that be without becoming another played out prickless pariah. -
2019-03-27 at 10:46 PM UTC in How out of shape are you?
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2019-03-27 at 10:07 PM UTC in How out of shape are you?
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2019-03-27 at 3:46 PM UTC in So, um, I've had a homeless tweaker passed out on my living room floor for 14 hours nowMan, I ain't been balls deep in a 20 year old kinky cutie in about a coon's age I reckon.
But I can't interfere when he clearly has a thing for her.
Fucking bro code.
I told him to just not bring her ass out in the first place.
This is some soap opera drama unfolding.
Do the needs of the many outweigh the needs of my penis?
I've ruined too many business and professional relationships over a quick dip.
I guess I'm going with...
At least, unless she straight up throws herself at me and makes me an offer I just can't refuse.
Only time will tell.
Rectal meth kicking in... To-do list mode activated. Genitals in sleep mode. -
2019-03-27 at 3:31 PM UTC in So, um, I've had a homeless tweaker passed out on my living room floor for 14 hours nowHe's out for half an hour so I'm taking a rectal meth dose.
Drinking a beer too and listening to system of a down (sugar).
His chick flat out said they were Platonic, but was kinda making moves on both of us.
She kept asking me for xanax tho so my Spidey MeToo Sense was tingling.
She got really flirty but pretty much just nodded off from the benzos.
Friend and I returned to talking business.
We're actually legit gonna start a business together. Like who would have thunk it?
This cluster fuck is just getting more and more interesting. -
2019-03-27 at 3:20 PM UTC in So, um, I've had a homeless tweaker passed out on my living room floor for 14 hours nowHe got a fairly decent looking, kinda fun to party with, 20 year old gal out somehow.
Last night was actually a lot of fun.
No sleep yet since Sunday night, but shes coming back in a bit and she's kind of a down ass bitch. -
2019-03-27 at 3:15 PM UTC in How out of shape are you?I was 300 lbs until 2015. Then I stopped drinking almost entirely, started lifting weights, logging close to 10,000 steps daily, and gradually working my way up to one full hour on the stationary bike every weekday morning.
In under a year I lost 100 lbs.
Confidence skyrocketed, sex life fucking off the got damn chain.
I've since fallen off quite a bit though. Can't even do 10 minutes on stationary bike, and get winded on just about any flight of stairs. -
2019-03-27 at 9:14 AM UTC in It's kinda crazy its 2019.And when babies die, do they stay babies for eternity? What about Alzheimer's patients?
Yeah there are plenty of holes. -
2019-03-27 at 9:09 AM UTC in Update on the KR0ZDOGS video game
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2019-03-27 at 9:04 AM UTC in Update on the KR0ZDOGS video game
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2019-03-27 at 9:01 AM UTC in There are gangstalkers outside my house right nowThere are fangstalkers outside trying to suck my blood and no amount of garlic or sunlight is sufficient to keep them out for much longer.
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2019-03-27 at 8:59 AM UTC in It's kinda crazy its 2019.Between the concept of complete and permanent existential termination at the time of death, and the notion of a magical place where we live on in euphoric ecstasy alongside all our loved ones...
Sometimes I wonder if maybe I'm the crazy one for believing in the former and not the latter. -
2019-03-27 at 8:48 AM UTC in WHat is your preferred scrotum washing method?I have a professional genital janitor that ensures maximum cleanliness of my sacred sack.
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2019-03-27 at 8:43 AM UTC in It's kinda crazy its 2019.
Originally posted by mmQ What was God doing before I wonder. Like if he was doing this whole creation thing with other people then he especially fucked it up bad. He practiced and still couldn't get it right.
There might be as many universes as there are galaxies, and maybe the God of our universe was in special education (for students of theological universe administration). -
2019-03-27 at 8:42 AM UTC in It's kinda crazy its 2019.
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2019-03-27 at 8:40 AM UTC in It's kinda crazy its 2019.Also, God was hasty in his creation of Earth's biosphere.
When God created our world, he prematurely immaculated. -
2019-03-27 at 8:38 AM UTC in It's kinda crazy its 2019.
Originally posted by mmQ StasticiLly unlikely? Sounds like something a human would say. Where I come from there are no such things as statistics. Up is down. Right is wrong. Numbers dont matter. Nothing does.
The overwhelming aesthetic projection of pure and unbridled beauty that emits from my most meritorious, magnificent, mesmerizing member...
Prudently proceed with patient appreciation of the near pandemic production of penile pleasure predicted by paleolithic professionals and propagated in perpetuity for true experience of perceived perfection and power, pure in its plot for permanent placement precisely perpendicular to postmodern picturesque products of God's imagination. -
2019-03-27 at 8:25 AM UTC in Post what you have on copy right now
