I would probably do that rather than urinal defecating if I ended up losing it someday and it came to that and I couldn't think of any other way to take out my anger/frustration/extreme boredom/urge to do something like that.
-No chance of being awkwardly caught.
-It's still a motherfucker of a mess
Build a big underground bunker and just live there the rest of my life.
They should recreate/reconstruct 9/11 as best as possible and make an adventure where you get inserted into a random spot in a 2 block area (or another option where you can choose) and see what 9/11 was like right there at the WTC.
You ever get into thought loops where you think about what you would do if you could go back to some date years in the past and relive ur life from then?
It doesn’t matter how many times you feel trapped. There is always a way out. Don’t give up.
2018-10-23 at 12:37 AM UTC
in
"Dude, Where's my Car, Cunts"
The signal is probably encrypted.
2018-10-23 at 12:05 AM UTC
in
Heres some life advice.
Play the cards you're dealt.
2018-10-21 at 1:13 AM UTC
in
Work stories.
I don't really have any, its boring, not even as much as somebody flashing one of the servers.
^ for mega-millions they use actual balls
Yeah but what if I actually did win a billion dollars lol.
*computer room with FBI agents in on an intelligence gathering operation or something*
"Alright, the target posted on this website, start combing through it and look for any relevent information"
"I get jacked off, but I get hard again, your never gonna keep me soft"
"How much shit would a shitfucker fuck if a shitfucker could fuck shit?"
"Needledick, Needledick, Needledick"
"What if semen could get you high"
"Im hungover, should I jack off?"
...etc
...etc
...etc
2018-10-20 at 11:27 PM UTC
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Hot Damn
Is that an actual brewery or a "brewery"?
I've never sucked cock and I don't plan to, I'm guessing it just tastes like plain ol skin?
