Posts by Item 9

1. 2018-11-10 at 3:29 AM UTC in Post a photo of what you see right now
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   https://imgur.com/gallery/aTBYXM9
2. 2018-11-10 at 2:25 AM UTC in I'm gonna die of smoke inhalation
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   was expecting a punchline about hotboxing 👎
3. 2018-11-10 at 1:05 AM UTC in Would supergluing a condom on your dick make you unable to piss?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Did I just think up a new torture meathod?
4. 2018-11-10 at 12:59 AM UTC in People who submit complaints
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Without them, important changes wouldn't get made right? Should more people complain?
5. 2018-11-10 at 12:52 AM UTC in Would supergluing a condom on your dick make you unable to piss?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   If a condom was superglued onto a guys dick and fully sealed for nowhere for piss to get out, and he left it on and kept pissing in it, what would happen when its completely full of piss? Would he be able to piss?
6. 2018-11-09 at 6:53 AM UTC in Was Rizzo banned?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   he posted an hour ago
7. 2018-11-09 at 4:58 AM UTC in Legalization has made me quit smoking weed
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Grow your own? You can legally grow 4 plants.
8. 2018-11-09 at 4:32 AM UTC in R.I.P. Howard Stern
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   post a fckin link :icon13:
9. 2018-11-09 at 4:24 AM UTC in I wanna wear a suit and smoke cigarettes moodily in a classy bar while listening to 60s jazz
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   You were born in the wrong time.
10. 2018-11-08 at 2:14 AM UTC in Does anyone else do this....
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    sounds like a benzo nap.
11. 2018-11-07 at 4:23 AM UTC in I voted for marijuana today.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    It passed 👍💩, michigan citizens can walk around with 2.5 ounces, have 10 ounces and home and grow up to 12 plants.
12. 2018-11-06 at 8:34 PM UTC in I voted for marijuana today.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ^ mich
13. 2018-11-06 at 6:24 PM UTC in I voted for marijuana today.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Marijuana for state senatel!
14. 2018-11-05 at 11:20 PM UTC in All these polical ads and propaganda is starting getting into my head.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I'm starting to "side" with the "republicans" and starting "dislike" the "democrats". I'll just vote for marijuana and nothing else, that way my ballot will be more unique.
15. 2018-11-05 at 10:39 PM UTC in What would you do if you saw a robotic tentacle coming out from your toilet?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    You step into your bathroom, flick on the light, and you see some kind of robotic tentacle thing coming out from the toilet, and you only see it for one second before it goes back into the toilet extremely fast. What would you make of what you just saw?
16. 2018-11-04 at 1:29 AM UTC in any RC vendors that take paypal?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Just keep checking localbitcoins cash by mail ads until someone posts a low enough minnimum amount.
17. 2018-11-03 at 10:29 PM UTC in Should I sell some of my used boxers?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    dgaf
18. 2018-11-03 at 10:15 PM UTC in Should I sell some of my used boxers?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I could use that money i'd get get from selling them, so should I?
19. 2018-11-03 at 9:49 PM UTC in Should I start selling my boxers with dried up semen on them?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    $20 for a pair? I'd just mail them...
20. 2018-11-03 at 2:54 AM UTC in Alec Baldwin arrested for giving guy a knuckle sandwhich in parking spot dispute, denies it.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    http://www.tmz.com/2018/11/02/alec-baldwin-arrested-fight-parking-spot-punch/