Posts by Item 9

1. 2018-11-14 at 11:27 PM UTC in Fight to the death techniques
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Try to block/dodge the opponets attacking moves while also trying to land the most devastating attack moves on them.
2. 2018-11-14 at 9:19 PM UTC in I like big ______ and I cannot lie.
   

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   Show spoiler
3. 2018-11-13 at 8:39 PM UTC in When Lanny starts posting
   

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4. 2018-11-12 at 1:07 AM UTC in Tell me about Michigan!! DT Detroit is freaking awesome
   

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   -Its shaped like a mitten.
   -I lived here.
   -Its has a world famous huge ass bridge connecting the 2 peninsulas
   -machinac island 😍
   
   User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "bridge"!
5. 2018-11-12 at 1:03 AM UTC in Are prostetc testicles hooked up to the dudes epididymus & shit or just free float around the dudes ballsack?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Also do they look like actual testicles too?
6. 2018-11-11 at 10:40 PM UTC in Would you have a 3-way with your brother or sister if you weren't touching?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I'm game, i'd probably have to get drunk first tho.
   
   Bonus question: Would you do coke off your sisters tits or ass? I would only if me some of her friends were partying and they did some lines off her too.
7. 2018-11-11 at 8:13 PM UTC in Target is a "Bulls Eye" for shit
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   They're prices ain't worse that I've seen but one time I went in a target to buy some shirts and they had no signs whatsoever for the clothing sections and that irritated me enough to walk out without buying anything.
8. 2018-11-11 at 4:38 AM UTC in Someone come lick my balls.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ^ thats funny
9. 2018-11-11 at 4:04 AM UTC in I litterally just farted.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   It was a pretty "quality" fart so thought i'd document it. At 11:02 or 11:03pm
10. 2018-11-11 at 3:54 AM UTC in Taking up running this winter
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Drive to the gym and run on the treadmill.
11. 2018-11-11 at 3:05 AM UTC in Just make America decent
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ^ link?
12. 2018-11-11 at 2:42 AM UTC in Just make America decent
    

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13. 2018-11-11 at 2:05 AM UTC in What do the feds who crawl this site think about you?
    

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    Random poster who has nothing to do with the target.
14. 2018-11-11 at 1:38 AM UTC in I'm bored
    

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    What should I watch on youtube
15. 2018-11-11 at 12:23 AM UTC in Driving drunk isn't funny...
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    this is about drunk driving clowns, stay on topic. But seriously if I saw a clown driving a car and it was weaving I would think it was funny.
16. 2018-11-10 at 11:46 PM UTC in Driving drunk isn't funny...
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Unless its a clown driving drunk 🤡🍺🚗
17. 2018-11-10 at 10:24 PM UTC in its the first day of deer season and we have fresh snow on the ground
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by jedi_darryl What does deer 🦌 tastes like? 🤔

    
    kinda like sausage, go to a butcher shop and buy some venison.
18. 2018-11-10 at 10:09 PM UTC in ITT: List American cities ruined by african-americans.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    -Detroit
    -Atlants
    -Houston
    -Cleavlend
    -Baltimore
    -Chicago
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19. 2018-11-10 at 9:12 PM UTC in If you're not doing G, K, shrooms, and a fuckton of the rest of the damn betabet...
    

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    Then share
20. 2018-11-10 at 8:38 PM UTC in describe another user with a meme/stupid pic
    

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    ^ LOL @ the Bill Krozby one