Posts by Item 9

1. 2018-12-06 at 11:21 PM UTC in According to this sheet of paper
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Good?
2. 2018-12-06 at 11:20 PM UTC in The touch, the feel of cotton. The fabric of our lives.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. 2018-12-06 at 5:43 PM UTC in I wonder if I actually have a bigger dick than anybody.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I don't think about it directly, but I presume in the back of my mind that everybody else has a bigger dick than I do. Maybe if I remind myself mine could actually be bigger it could reduce my anxiety.
4. 2018-12-04 at 11:08 PM UTC in So with all this opiod crisis bullshit...
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Is it any easier to get prescribed benzos?
5. 2018-12-04 at 8:39 PM UTC in Heyy girl...are you a trucker?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ...because you gave me a semi.
6. 2018-12-03 at 10:47 PM UTC in If thenearth had no poles, would it have been harder for them to decide which way is "up" official maps?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I bet the pacific ocean or whatever ones the biggest would be "bottom"
7. 2018-12-03 at 9:32 PM UTC in It's 5:28AM - I am drinking a bloody mary what are YEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW doing?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   vodka & tomato juice is grosser than plain vodka.
8. 2018-12-03 at 9:31 PM UTC in Have you ever worn a funny shirt out?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Put it and and worn it in public.
9. 2018-12-03 at 9:30 PM UTC in I feel like a fatass
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ^ Various stains, from top to bottom. :icon14:
10. 2018-12-03 at 9:27 PM UTC in Have you ever worn a funny shirt out?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Storytime 😁
11. 2018-12-02 at 9:02 AM UTC in Fuck the next french fries you eat.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    And the ketchup too.
12. 2018-12-02 at 7:04 AM UTC in TV watching is pathetic
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Thats why its good
13. 2018-12-02 at 6:44 AM UTC in Neil DeGrasse Tyson accused of sexual harrasment ...
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I haven't heard about it
14. 2018-12-02 at 6:44 AM UTC in Hey half baked, how are you?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Hows it going?
15. 2018-12-02 at 4:42 AM UTC in I feel like a fatass
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Probably cause I just ate & drank & I'm bloated & full
16. 2018-12-02 at 4:39 AM UTC in I've read bout 10 pages of tne bible.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I tried, Jesus & God
17. 2018-12-02 at 2:30 AM UTC in Are there any US vendors of Etizolam that take cards?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    see if there a btcoin atm around you
18. 2018-12-02 at 2:29 AM UTC in George bush just died
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19. 2018-12-01 at 11:10 PM UTC in People who were born in non first world countries, what's life like there?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Tour some on google street view, if they have it...
20. 2018-12-01 at 11:02 PM UTC in "Rudolph the fuckin red nose raindeer, had a very fuckin shiny nose..."
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    NO I DON'T WANNA GRAB YOUR ASS, TECHNOLOGIST.