Posts by Malice

1. 2018-01-17 at 1:31 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   About the worst thing I did was let PoC borrow my son's ukulele, until he could get strings for his guitar I gave him for his birthday

   
   The mental image of PoC playing a child's ukulele made me lol. §m£ÂgØL, was this the same ukulele you used to regale those geese?
2. 2018-01-17 at 1:28 AM UTC in What is one unusual thing that only you do?
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Daily Do you think it's possible to tell whether somebody has assburgers from the way they type?

   
   Not for certain, of course. With enough knowledge and experience you can definitely develop strong suspicions.
3. 2018-01-17 at 12:52 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Brain surgeon OK guys its crunch time. Ive got like the rest of the day to come up with 400 to save this apartment or I'm gonna be straight homeless in the snow. Literally nothing is off the table, like I've already failed to sell my body in several different ways from plasma donation to nude modeling for "artists".
   
   Gf can get like 60 bucks tops from her boss in advance of her check And I have a decent working car that I will not sell and probably couldn't sell because of the title.
   
   Brainstorm me something that's not armed robbery.

   
   Damn you're good at repeatedly fucking up your life. I don't follow the lives of others, so last I knew daddy had set you up and you seemed to be doing alright.
   
   What happened?
4. 2018-01-17 at 12:48 AM UTC in What is one unusual thing that only you do?
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Inappropriate laughter is actually a symptom of being on the autism spectrum. Not everyone has it, so it's not guaranteed, of course. I do recall Kolokol scored pretty high on the autism quotient test.
5. 2018-01-16 at 7:35 AM UTC in If you had 100 million dollars
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   And you’re a hopeless slut too.
6. 2018-01-16 at 7:34 AM UTC in If you had 100 million dollars
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Bill Krozby, you don’t come even close to qualify for a heart of gold.
7. 2018-01-16 at 7:05 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Sure, but i definitely wouldn't wanna sleep with one.

   
   PTSD
   
   Imagine sneaking into §m£ÂgØL’s room while wearing a highly realistic silicone mask of Hydro and waiting until night time to come out and restrain him.
8. 2018-01-16 at 7:02 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Honestly, a girl literally falls onto you and that’s what leads to you spending the rest of the time with them? Normies are fucking ridiculous.
9. 2018-01-16 at 6:59 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Lanny Pretty much the usual MO for crashing a party, two bars side by side at the bottom of the slopes were packed and had loud music playing so it wasn't hard to figure out where to go or how to get in. On my way back from getting my first drink a girl standing on a table literally fell onto me and ended up spending the rest of the night with her group, hooked up with one of them and spent the night at their place.
   
   Next day was pretty fun, it was baby's first hangover for most of them but two of them managed to make it to the bar and then up the slopes with me, one was about the same skill level as me so we had fun going on the same runs. Even the friends I came with are all either a lot better or a lot worse than me and we don't ski together all that much.

   
   Woah, the things normal enough well adjusted people do sound so bizarre. I would never do something like that. It wasn’t even a serious question.
10. 2018-01-16 at 4:21 AM UTC in Choosing I Would Say The Perfect Wedding And Reception Music
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    On that note, do you also provide the brides? Don’t worry, we’re all “cool” here, I won’t mind if you’re into human trafficking.
11. 2018-01-16 at 3:35 AM UTC in Choosing I Would Say The Perfect Wedding And Reception Music
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    You chose the wrong target audience, buddy.
12. 2018-01-16 at 2:17 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Por que no los dos?
13. 2018-01-16 at 2:07 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Heil!
    
    Thank you for the correction, comrade.
14. 2018-01-16 at 1:13 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    In honor of MLK:
    
    When I say seig you say heil!
    
    SEIG
15. 2018-01-16 at 1:11 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Lanny Was skiing in Canada for MLK weekend. Apparently the drinking age is 19 so under-21 college kids from all over Washington and Oregon who aren't used to drinking came up to get wasted… it was an interesting weekend.

    
    Did you have sex with any of them?
16. 2018-01-15 at 9:23 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by A College Professor I thought I asked you to relay a message earlier is all. That's okay it's cool

    
    No, you’re mistaken.
17. 2018-01-15 at 8:43 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by A College Professor Malice did you have a message you were supposed to relay

    
    I’m pretty sure I don’t. Why?
18. 2018-01-15 at 8:22 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    God I wish Hitler would come back and save us all from the niggers.
19. 2018-01-15 at 8:18 AM UTC in Post your earliest memory
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    It involved my uncle and herpes. I don’t speak of that day.
20. 2018-01-15 at 7:31 AM UTC in Heidegger
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Issue313, what made you hate the (genetically) chosen people so much? We’re it not for the jedis human society would not be nearly as advanced as it is today. Are you aware of just how much jedi people have accomplished? It seems to stem from some sort of resentment toward their success.