Posts by Malice

1. 2018-01-14 at 1:19 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Emergency alert about ballistic missile sent to Hawaii residents (by mistake)
   https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/7q67a1/emergency_alert_about_ballistic_missile_sent_to/?st=jce2y56b&sh=0a13e689
   
   Damn, somebody fucked up big time. I can't wait to see a compilation video of the chaos that ensued. Time to go searching.
2. 2018-01-13 at 10:59 PM UTC in What’s Your Holy Grail Weed Strain?
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   I've heard about these alleged Thai Sticks before. I wonder what was in them, whether they contained any opium.
3. 2018-01-13 at 9:56 PM UTC in What is the primary conflict of your adult life?
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Daily 2.) Enjoy your biological (objective) existential suicide

   
   Why the hell would I care about spreading random genes I inherited purely through chance? How is it suicide? Children aren’t an extension of yourself.
4. 2018-01-13 at 9:53 PM UTC in Kidneys and Livers
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by NARCassist so that is a thing, yeah?
   
   fuckinghell
   
   
   
   .

   
   Dude, she was obviously either off her rocker or fucking with you. I really doubt this is a thing.
5. 2018-01-13 at 10:54 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Enter malice wat do u think of me

   
   Probably similar to how Bart thinks of Milhouse.
6. 2018-01-13 at 10:27 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Precious alcohol, soaking into shag!
7. 2018-01-13 at 10:19 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by bling bling hitler was a badazzzz hitler was a man who smoke his grass hitler ull be in out memories hitler uve really been a good friend tome

   
   Happy birthday Hitler
   Hitler it’s your birthday
   Happy birthday Hitler
   Hitler it’s your birthday
   You gave me the gift of a purer world and I’m proud of you today.
   Happy birthday Hitler
   Hitler it’s your birthday
   Happy birthday Hitler
   Hitler it’s your birthday
   Happy birthday Hitler
   Hitler it’s your birthday
   Happy birthday Hitler
   Hitler it’s your birthday
   ...
8. 2018-01-13 at 10:17 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by D4NG0 careful, don't cut yourself on all that edginess

   
   It’s actually true. You seemed to believe I may genuinely have been a psychopath, why isn’t this plausible?
   
   Keyboard 69 for Android is pretty neat to look at while high. Fastest keyboard I’m aware of, as well as very accurate.
9. 2018-01-13 at 10:13 AM UTC in Females in politics
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   What a fascinating history of the cucketry and collectivism of Sweden.
10. 2018-01-13 at 10:10 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    For some reason when a website asks “Are you human?” I always feel like I’m lying when I solve the captcha.
    
    Why is this, sploo?
11. 2018-01-13 at 10:02 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Thinking about Hitler honestly makes me feel safe and warms my heart. I imagine it's like the feeling a child might have, feeling comforted by the belief that his father will protect him from the bad people in the world. The world could be such a better place.
12. 2018-01-13 at 9:43 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Lanny, anarcho-capitalists seem to be very disproportionately likely to code for a living or do so non-professionally: https://www.reddit.com/r/Anarcho_Capitalism/comments/7pymzz/half_of_you_write_code_lets_put_that_to_use/?st=jcd5u9db&sh=f490a37e
    
    Individuals with superior cognition and systemizing skills are bound to be drawn to anarcho-capitalism at a higher rate. As a cognitive computer, you should be able to process the implications of this, although steam may come out of your robot ears. You should hatch a scheme to out any ancaps at work and then attempt to befriend them to see what an acap who is a functioning member of a society, capable of socializing, is like IRL.
13. 2018-01-13 at 9:08 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Philosophy is for the weak?
14. 2018-01-13 at 9:08 AM UTC in There's a fuck ton of ice on Mars and NONE OF YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT IT
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Wouldn't it be great if this did end up being an alien spaceship and it killed us all? I'm willing to die in peace if everyone else dies too.
    
    http://www.eso.org/public/news/eso1737/
15. 2018-01-13 at 8:57 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Sounds like the sort of ponderings i had when i was 13 and had just started messing with weed.

    
    What do you wonder about now, §m£ÂgØL?
16. 2018-01-13 at 8:52 AM UTC in There's a fuck ton of ice on Mars and NONE OF YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT IT
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Future tax dollars.
17. 2018-01-13 at 8:48 AM UTC in If EVERY drug was legal
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    But how would you poop?
    
    Joke aside, it does bring to mind that time I posted about the GI tract only version of an opioid antagonist, which Casper, somewhat inaccurately, described as a gut only version of Naloxone, that I found.
18. 2018-01-13 at 8:37 AM UTC in Money is everything.
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby david rockafeller had six heart transplants while kids were starving in china. money can be used for good or evil or just to make things a lot easier.

    
    That's a myth, you fucking moron. I'm really going to have to fight the urge to call people that at college.
    
    Surviving six heart transplants should rouse suspicion in anyone with a basic understanding of human biology. Given that you don't understand how STDs are transmitted or even how babies are made you obviously don't qualify, Bill Krozbyler.
19. 2018-01-13 at 8:33 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Evolution tried really hard to prevent you malice

    
    
    
    I'm going to meme you to death if you don't watch it.
20. 2018-01-13 at 8:32 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hey, you know how there was a general different "sense" of what it was you to be in certain phases of your life? What if marijuana somehow transports you to a younger age? Or maybe the feeling is more akin to being lost in a nostalgic daydream about the past.
    
    Marijuana and time perception, memory functions, there's a vast amount of literature available.