The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2018-01-17 at 12:50 AM UTC

   #7121
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by Open Your Mind This was a buffet? Did you serve yourself?

   
   Yeah. I mean they refill drinks and take away plates when you're done with one. I'm not sure what's a customary tip in a situation like that, but whatever. Hopefully made her night.
2. 2018-01-17 at 12:52 AM UTC

   #7122
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Brain surgeon OK guys its crunch time. Ive got like the rest of the day to come up with 400 to save this apartment or I'm gonna be straight homeless in the snow. Literally nothing is off the table, like I've already failed to sell my body in several different ways from plasma donation to nude modeling for "artists".
   
   Gf can get like 60 bucks tops from her boss in advance of her check And I have a decent working car that I will not sell and probably couldn't sell because of the title.
   
   Brainstorm me something that's not armed robbery.

   
   Damn you're good at repeatedly fucking up your life. I don't follow the lives of others, so last I knew daddy had set you up and you seemed to be doing alright.
   
   What happened?
3. 2018-01-17 at 12:55 AM UTC

   #7123
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   I guess just leaving $10 would've been fine. $25 would be 15% rounded down to the nearest dollar. Oh well. My cousin threw me $10 the other night for watching his son for a few hours, so it's all good.
   
   I should've tried to get her number or something, though.
4. 2018-01-17 at 1:31 AM UTC

   #7124
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   About the worst thing I did was let PoC borrow my son's ukulele, until he could get strings for his guitar I gave him for his birthday

   
   The mental image of PoC playing a child's ukulele made me lol. §m£ÂgØL, was this the same ukulele you used to regale those geese?
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5. 2018-01-17 at 1:35 AM UTC

   #7125
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I should've tried to get her number or something, though.

   
   Leave the poor service and retail people alone. They're only being nice to you because they have to be.
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6. 2018-01-17 at 1:36 AM UTC

   #7126
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   and he certainly, after all the shit he did, could have returned my son's- MY FUCKING CHILD'S- ukulele.
   
   you'd think he'd be decent and just spend the $20-25 to send a kid's ukulele back to their mother.

   
   PoC, you stole a child's ukulele? This is hilarious. I would love to track down your gravestone one day and engrave this onto it.
7. 2018-01-17 at 1:37 AM UTC

   #7127
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by HTS Leave the poor service and retail people alone. They're only being nice to you because they have to be.

   
   Yeah, they probably get hit on all the time. What are the odds that out of all those people, if they're even single, you would be the best and capture their interest?
8. 2018-01-17 at 1:42 AM UTC

   #7128
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by Malice Yeah, they probably get hit on all the time. What are the odds that out of all those people, if they're even single, you would be the best and capture their interest?

   
   I mean, not that... that's just sad. Just don't pester the poor gals, they're dealing with enough shit and don't need to worry about how it'll effect your tip or if you'll get petty and complain to the boss if she shoots you down.
   
   Not that LSD seems like the kinda guy to do that... just... leave 'em alone.
9. 2018-01-17 at 1:43 AM UTC

   #7129
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by HTS Leave the poor service and retail people alone. They're only being nice to you because they have to be.

   
   Honestly, that's a large part of why I didn't. It just feels weird when I know she's required to interact with me.
10. 2018-01-17 at 1:44 AM UTC

    #7130
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by HTS I mean, not that… that's just sad. Just don't pester the poor gals, they're dealing with enough shit and don't need to worry about how it'll effect your tip or if you'll get petty and complain to the boss if she shoots you down.
    
    Not that LSD seems like the kinda guy to do that… just… leave 'em alone.

    
    Maybe she's shy and having a hard time meeting a guy what with having to work all the time. Maybe she needs a guy like LSD to come in and sweep her off her feet
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11. 2018-01-17 at 1:44 AM UTC

    #7131
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Then again, that's the best time to strike. THERE'S NO ESCAPE!
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    • HTS
12. 2018-01-17 at 1:45 AM UTC

    #7132
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by Lanny Maybe she's shy and having a hard time meeting a guy what with having to work all the time. Maybe she needs a guy like LSD to come in and sweep her off her feet

    
    Maybe... that'd be cute. *sigh*
13. 2018-01-17 at 1:46 AM UTC

    #7133
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by Lanny Maybe she's shy and having a hard time meeting a guy what with having to work all the time. Maybe she needs a guy like LSD to come in and sweep her off her feet

    
    I live right next to the place. Lemme FIND OUT!
14. 2018-01-17 at 1:46 AM UTC

    #7134
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice PoC, you stole a child's ukulele? This is hilarious. I would love to track down your gravestone one day and engrave this onto it.

    
    Finessed that lil nigga.
    
    WhiskeyFargo is the fuckin savage.
15. 2018-01-17 at 1:46 AM UTC

    #7135
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Yeah. I mean they refill drinks and take away plates when you're done with one. I'm not sure what's a customary tip in a situation like that, but whatever. Hopefully made her night.

    
    She probably didn’t think twice about it. She’s used to getting good tips from desperate neckbearded losers
16. 2018-01-17 at 1:47 AM UTC

    #7136
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by Fox Paws She probably didn’t think twice about it. She’s used to getting good tips from desperate neckbearded losers

    
    I'm not any of those things, and the tip didn't have anything to do with thinking she's pretty, nor did I try to hit on her.
17. 2018-01-17 at 1:52 AM UTC

    #7137
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    But I did see her like studying the check at the front counter when I was walking out.
18. 2018-01-17 at 1:56 AM UTC

    #7138
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You would not have tipped a male 36%
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    • HTS
19. 2018-01-17 at 2:04 AM UTC

    #7139
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by Fox Paws You would not have tipped a male 36%

    
    Unless he gay tho
20. 2018-01-17 at 2:14 AM UTC

    #7140
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Have you broke ass niggas never tipped 35% before? Especially on like a $20 tab, are you the kind of bitches would not tip rather than throw down a five if you don't have change?