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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

  1. Originally posted by Enter why is that ridiculous, not that i don't hate normies

    if a girl fell onto me i'd tell her to fuck off

    funny story, i actually got into a little tiff with a bargirl last night. went out for drinks with my friends to plan more of the USA roadtrip, and it was my turn to buy the round. went up to the counter and she was rude as fuck to me, but whatever. I didn't try to escalate anything, but when she was being rude I just stared at her evilly (the evil eye). then when i was walking away with the drinks she called out, "hey what's your problem?!" or something lol.

    The funniest part of this post is Enter trying to act like he has a friend
  2. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ Husband: I brought you some aspirin.

    Wife: I don't have a headache though.

    Husband: Finally. Let's fuck.

    Haha that was clever.
  3. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Lanny Yeah, they were kinda tipsy at that point (enough to fall off a bar) and I'm a handsome ski stud, why not?

    You little comedian you.
  4. bling bling Dark Matter
    FUNNy how he pretensd to be usaican but hes from cumbria
  5. RestStop Space Nigga
    Soundtrack for life :

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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by RestStop Soundtrack for life :


    sounds like a gay parody
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  7. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by aldra sounds like a gay parody

    Sounds pretty outdated now(most of tupacs music sounds this way at this point in time) but shit went hard for it's day.
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    well not so much that, I meant the name 'pain/above the rim'
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    TFW you are trying to aggressively lick a girl's asshole but keep missing right above it and it HURTS your tongue from the effort
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  10. RestStop Space Nigga
  11. fuck it, caught a meowth. was gonna try to beat the whole game with just my bulba/ivysaur, but i never had a meowth growing up because i had red version. had to get it.
  12. Originally posted by mmQ TFW you are trying to aggressively lick a girl's asshole but keep missing right above it and it HURTS your tongue from the effort

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  13. Originally posted by aldra sounds like a gay parody

    Go play some Post Malone and Future bullshit if you can't appreciate Tupac.
  14. Just rode my bike home at 25f

    It wasn't that bad at first but the moisture from my breath literally froze solid on my visor and I couldn't see a fucking thing. I missed a turn, made an incorrect turn, and then turned into oncoming traffic

    When I finally got going the right way,some moisture had frozen on my pegs and my foot kept slipping off

    I ended up having to crack my visor just to get a little bit of visibility so I got frostbite on my nose

    Fuck that shit
  15. Also,

  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I guess if you're mental you're more likely to be homeless and therefore get frostbite.
  17. risk of what
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
  19. Originally posted by Enter risk of what

    Frostbite
  20. OK guys its crunch time. Ive got like the rest of the day to come up with 400 to save this apartment or I'm gonna be straight homeless in the snow. Literally nothing is off the table, like I've already failed to sell my body in several different ways from plasma donation to nude modeling for "artists".

    Gf can get like 60 bucks tops from her boss in advance of her check And I have a decent working car that I will not sell and probably couldn't sell because of the title.

    Brainstorm me something that's not armed robbery.

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