The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-03-02 at 11:58 PM UTC

   #2601
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Good for fisting assholes with.

   
   
2. 2018-03-03 at 12:04 AM UTC

   #2602
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
3. 2018-03-03 at 12:11 AM UTC

   #2603
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Open Your Mind

   
   fucking hell, you posting dolls now as well?
   
   
   
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4. 2018-03-03 at 12:55 AM UTC

   #2604
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Issue313

   
   Joke's on him, my personality is even uglier than my face.
5. 2018-03-03 at 1:08 AM UTC

   #2605
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Good news: all of my side fairings are repairable.
   
   Bad news: front fairing is probably not repairable and that's $200. Might just epoxy a nut to the section that's missing and see if that holds up
   
   Will need a new left seat cover but that can't be that expensive
6. 2018-03-03 at 3:04 AM UTC

   #2606
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra, 
   • Lanny
7. 2018-03-03 at 3:06 AM UTC

   #2607
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If somebody buys me a bottle of good rum I'll post all the pms from hydro that bipolar shared with me. It has to be like, a really good bottle though.
   
   Viewer beware, you're in for a scare.
8. 2018-03-03 at 3:10 AM UTC

   #2608
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 If somebody buys me a bottle of good rum I'll post all the pms from hydro that bipolar shared with me. It has to be like, a really good bottle though.
   
   Viewer beware, you're in for a scare.

   
   LOL
   
   But really, the best thing you could do now is never speak of her again. The opposite of Love I’ve isn’t hate, it’s apathy.
9. 2018-03-03 at 3:11 AM UTC

   #2609
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by MAL LOL
   
   But really, the best thing you could do now is never speak of her again. The opposite of Love I’ve isn’t hate, it’s apathy.

   
   So what's the opposite of hate, you dumb bitch?
10. 2018-03-03 at 3:11 AM UTC

    #2610
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I wish a girl would send me nude pics, so I could reply with, "ew. never send me anything like that again."
11. 2018-03-03 at 3:17 AM UTC

    #2611
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter So what's the opposite of hate, you dumb bitch?

    
    Lust, maybe? Haven’t thought about it.
12. 2018-03-03 at 3:18 AM UTC

    #2612
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by MAL Lust, maybe? Haven’t thought about it.

    
    Just admit hate is the opposite of love, you dumb pseudo-philosopher cunt.
13. 2018-03-03 at 3:19 AM UTC

    #2613
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    love
    lʌv/
    noun
    1.
    a strong feeling of affection.
    "babies fill parents with intense feelings of love"
    antonyms: hatred
14. 2018-03-03 at 3:20 AM UTC

    #2614
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter love
    lʌv/
    noun
    1.
    a strong feeling of affection.
    "babies fill parents with intense feelings of love"
    antonyms: hatred

    
    It’s just an expression. Shit, Enter... take a Xanax or something.
15. 2018-03-03 at 3:24 AM UTC

    #2615
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter Just admit hate is the opposite of love, you dumb pseudo-philosopher cunt.

    
    Scroll down to read the quote. I got one word wrong, sorrrrryyyyy.
    
    https://en.m.wikiquote.org/wiki/Elie_Wiesel
16. 2018-03-03 at 3:31 AM UTC

    #2616
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter I wish a girl would send me nude pics, so I could reply with, "ew. never send me anything like that again."

    
    Done it. It's lulz.
17. 2018-03-03 at 3:35 AM UTC

    #2617
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 Done it. It's lulz.

    
    Really?!??! Hahahahaha I envy you. How'd she respond?
18. 2018-03-03 at 3:36 AM UTC

    #2618
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    My biggest fantasy is to get into a relationship with a girl; act completely infatuated with her (always making out and giving her flowers and gifts and blah blah blah), and right before we have sex, when she takes her clothes off just go "yuck" and leave and never see her again.
    
    That'd fuck with her so much.
19. 2018-03-03 at 3:42 AM UTC

    #2619
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    what in the fuck is wrong with that bitches face
20. 2018-03-03 at 3:50 AM UTC

    #2620
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Holy fuck, I'm playing Doki Doki and I think someone's about to kill themselves. What the fuck do I do?! I barely read anything about the game beforehand, so I never had anything spoiled for me.
    
    My solution: Stop focusing on only one girl and become a player. I wonder if a harem ending is actually possible. I just want everyone to be happy, although I wonder if Monika is secretly an evil bitch. Maybe killing her or pushing her to suicide is the optimal pathway.
    
    I'm learning so much about love and human interaction, this is so educational.