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2015-09-25 at 7:59 PM UTC in Have any of you accomplished anything of significance?i literally don't even know who you are sophie lol
seriously guys, please - just go on now and end the job. I feel so bad that you have to live, it's like watching a crippled dog try to play fetch. -
2015-09-25 at 7:57 PM UTC in Can Anybody Suggest Any Good Card Sellers??
lick my gouche
Go put on your little green skirt and sell some cookies kid. -
2015-09-25 at 7:52 PM UTC in October 1st Liability Shift Fraud
you could pull some shit off like this but my advice is be careful and if you are serious about it leave your cell phone at home as they will call the secret service to investigate (even for minor skimming they will)
if you cant figure out why to leave the phone at home this game aint for youyou could pull some shit off like this but my advice is be careful and if you are serious about it leave your cell phone at home as they will call the secret service to investigate (even for minor skimming they will)
Don't you have some cookies or magazine subscriptions you should be selling?
if you cant figure out why to leave the phone at home this game aint for you -
2015-09-25 at 7:48 PM UTC in The apocalypse starts whenever the fuck I want
I am the most charismatic, intelligent, and attractive person to ever grace this web community since Totse's inception. You should all feel privileged to communicate with the legend.
It's a real shame your parents never gave you the praise you so deeply needed in your formative years. -
2015-09-25 at 7:43 PM UTC in Have any of you accomplished anything of significance?I feel like the majority of you degenerates are predestined to wander through your lives. You wake up in the morning feeling dread for the sad state in which you live. If I was ever to find myself in the state of someone like dark rodent or spectral i would stab myself in the chest. you people are more toxic and unappealing than a neck tattoo and I sincerely hope that all of you never have children. You self-indulgent losers are a disgusting example of humanity and this world would be a better place without you.
I suggest you kill yourselves immediately.
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2015-09-25 at 7:07 PM UTC in When practically all you listen to is grindcore and goregrindthis shit is straight garbage
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2015-09-25 at 6:39 PM UTC in The apocalypse starts whenever the fuck I wantI am the most charismatic, intelligent, and attractive person to ever grace this web community since Totse's inception. You should all feel privileged to communicate with the legend.
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2015-09-25 at 6:02 PM UTC in Morality and LawNo faggot. Burden of proof is on you. Soph gave his reasons and posted more worthwhile philosophy in this thread than I have ever seen come from you. So how about you stop being such a little bitch and stop your bullshit about how "you have no obligation to make an actual argument against UPB" because you dont even know what UPB is. You refuse to look into the matter and because of that you have no idea what the theory actually consists of. So if you want to have a serious conversation its time for you to Open Your Mind and have an actual conversation that doesnt consist of "lol I belif dertermined. Lol moral relativism. Lol I have no obligation to study what I consider bullshit even though I dont understand it. Lol criminals dont make the decision to commit crime because there are factors out of their control in life".
People like you are what is destroying the cultivation of philosophical conversation because you dont know how to actually think philosophically. You only know how to support your current viewpoint. -
2015-09-25 at 6 PM UTC in Link me that video Carly Fiorina referenced during the second GOP debate a week ago
useless motherfuckers
Fetch it yourself fido. And while your at it grab my slippers. -
2015-09-25 at 5:57 PM UTC in leaked GUIDES sold on the deep web for sale CHEAP
believe it or not people buy these guides for $100s on betabay market and other sites…I am just offering some solid schemes written and spoon fed to you….for a little coin of course.
and im not a fucking robot bitch
So your selling stolen shitty guides that are so great they're worth $100 each. If they're so fucking great why don't you use them yourself instead of trying to sell them for ten cents on the dollar. I mean if they're so foolproof what you're making selling them for ten bucks a pop is chicken feed compared to the thousands you could make using them.
tl:dr Fuck off scammer. -
2015-09-25 at 5:53 PM UTC in Suggest me some beer.Pick yourself up some Red Stripe.
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2015-09-25 at 5:51 PM UTC in Suggest me some beer.St. Pauli Girl Special Dark.
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2015-09-25 at 5:30 PM UTC in I have very nasty problem...(involves my butthole)when even hookers wont have sex with you
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2015-09-25 at 5:21 PM UTC in When practically all you listen to is grindcore and goregrind
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2015-09-25 at 3:52 PM UTC in Suggest me some beer.I dunno what I like either, that's the problem. What do you like?
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2015-09-25 at 3:18 PM UTC in Suggest me some beer.So most of my drinking experience thus far has been with liquor. Most of the beers I've had were shit beers like bud light. Last week I had redds and angry orchard, but I'm looking for suggestions that aren't weird shit like appley drinks. I just don't know what to look for, where to start.
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2015-09-25 at 3:16 PM UTC in What are you on?
I'm with §m£ÂgØL, I can smoke weed at any and all stages of alcohol intoxication with absolutely no problems whatsoever. Matter of fact, drinking without smoking weed feels like something is missing to me.
Really? Depends on what I'm in the mood for, honestly I prefer to just drink without the weeds. -
2015-09-25 at 3:13 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionHow do I give thanks?
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2015-09-25 at 3:11 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Using alcohol to go to sleep every night is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. It sounds like you are legit addicted at this point. You need to stop before it gets worse man. Not only for yourself but for your baby. Turn off all electronics ~2 hours before you want to go to sleep. Go running or get a gym membership if you can afford it, and push yourself to the point of exhaustion. Yes you'll probably be sore and aching the next day but at least you'll get restful sleep and not addicted to alcohol.
Where do you work btw if you don't mind my asking.
Well, yeah. I know I need to stop. I'm going to quit smoking (hopefully) and cut back a hell of a lot on the drinking. It's not bueno for the §m£ÂgØL. Going to try to stick to T-PAIN/Crouton instead. Also, my baby doesn't need me. I've never done anything for him but not use a condom.
Malice, I have two questions for you-
Question 1: A while back, didn't you buy some knockoff magic flight launch box? Mine is sitting in the local police department, I was wondering which one you got (if I'm remembering correctly) as well as how well it worked. Ever try a mflb to compare?
Question 2: T-PAIN and Zoloft? Y/N? -
2015-09-25 at 2:49 PM UTC in creating havoc with the power of serotonin
When i look at swarming locusts all i see is the projects.
When I see the projects I see a lack of cement and barbed wire.