Right now I smell BBQ sauce from my white trash halal sausage fingers. I smell like a fresh white T from a box of 8 white T's because as I already mentioned, I'm of the trashious caucaus persuasion. Usually I smell like high grade marijuana and cologne so basically an Arab to fool blind people into thinking I might not have tattoos up to my neck.
At the absolute middle of the planet there rests a harem of metabolic catalysts that convert the world's greed into the most pure, luxourious sand anyone has ever seen the likes of. The sand is so soft it lathers up against your skin in the crystal molecular formation of an angel's feather that took a bath in a newly constructed fountain of youth in the ruins of the ottoman empire after a lucky number of fertilizations by asiatic sucky suckys in large formations that travel across the tundra and sucky sucky the ground like a worm until the soil is proportioned with the love of Eden, Eve, Steve, Paul, and all the original creators of the dimension of biological self referential refractory processing in the olfactory bulb which spouts more seeds for the cognitive-naturalistic theory of the quadverse with each quadrant owned by Eden, Eve, Paul, or Saul, where Steve who would traditionally hover above the spouted olfactory nerves as a token of gratitude towards existence itself and the positive excess of human karmatics that occurs every time the sun is eclipsed by saturn is replaced by Judas. It creates a breed of human unlike any other breed of human bred in my incubator before, and I've bred every chromosomal abnormality and IVed the genetic material into my frontal lobes with a tranquilizer gun straight up domed to the dome like wowww and now I can see in all four quadrants of Eve, Meve, Bleve, and Dreve and I can't turn down for what and I can't even reduce my testosterone from the 99.9^99.9th percentilw of standard deviations with every integer of the standard deviation being a sigma of itself what do I tell my mom when she gets home from stripping
Yeah, pretty much. I will eventually if I keep this up though. I've got to cut down on the drinking. If I still had my vape I'd switch to weed, or honestly, if i had a script for ambien I wouldn't be using either. I only drink at night so that I can get to sleep.
Grass before beer you're in the clear, beer before grass you're on your ass?
I never understood this shit. I have never had any problems mixing weed and alcohol. That and the mixing of alcohols thing, I forget what they're called but there's something that beer and darker liquors have more of that makes your hangovers worse. Starts with a C. People are always surprised when I tell them I drink everclear and never have hangovers. Regardless, if you drink water and eat you're in the clear. Most people don't seem to grasp that and will just drink, drink, drink.
On topic: T-PAIN and nicotine today. I'm addicted to opiates now because of the T-PAIN, i spent the last two or three weeks using Crouton daily and have now switched to T-PAIN. When this 5g is gone I need to quit while I'm ahead. T-PAIN wd takes longer to develop I believe but I've already got the Crouton tolerance going so I dont know how it'll play out. Regardless, it won't be bad, I just don't want to deal with a runny nose and feeling kinda shitty pretty much.
I am tired of waking up with the alcohol shits every morning. Why must I always binge when I have money? I've been drinking pretty much everyday since I've had this job, going on almost two months at this place.
I saw it the other day. Twas alright, more for the story than anything else. Pretty clear johnny depp channeled vladamir putin for the role, the same way he channeled keith richards for pirates who love arab semen. He looked like Putin when he tries to look badass, the resemblance is uncanny.
But yeah, good movie and stuff, mostly for the story, which could have been told better, all in all 3/5
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