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    [FONT=helvetica][SIZE=12px]YOU FUCK, YOU FUCKING SUCK, YOU DID IT AGAIN YOU JERKOFF, GO TO HELL

    You're evil, every Saturday night you cause an event you fucking baby[/SIZE][/FONT]
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    If my kid had ever tried to put his hands on me in anger he would have never been able to eat corn on the cob again, much like SpectraL. Your dad must be a regular beta cunt.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^that or he's completely trolling which im sure he is. I actually have the opposite experience. My mom searched my room found a pot pipe, my dad came straight home from work and flipped out and asked me to fight him in the back yard. He got in my face and started yelling and wrestled me down on the patio, he started punching me so I started punching him and actually started to subdue him which is surprising considering I was 120lbs at the time. (17) He shoved me into a mirror hanging on the wall and it fell and broke. My lil bro called the pigs they came over and arrested me for "criminal mischief" a class A misdemeanor. My parents ent up getting an attorney to throw out the charges so I would have to go to jail and had to take drug classes.

    This whole scenario played out another time except it was then a family violence charge. and no pot pipe was involved. Got another attorney.. Moved out right when I turned 18 and haven't been back since. Still love my dad though.
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I never raised my voice or my hand to my parents, out of respect and also because it wouldn't do much good, my family are all hair-trigger psychos and really good fighters and I would just get my ass kicked if I tried to fight my parents. I was actually the black sheep of the family, a nerd who wanted to be left alone with my nose in a book. It didn't end up that way, I had to fight fight fight until I learned to not only defend myself, but to actually win. I pretty much got my education on the streets. I am not some intimidating badass, I'm not a surly hothead who looks for a fight, matter of fact I prefer to not even be noticed, and I strive to be underestimated. I actually would rather not fight at all, but if I have to, I will, in a second. There were a couple of times that I have aggressed against people, but it was pretty much business. You can't let people break into your house and steal your stuff without finding them and committing aggravated assault on them in their own bed in the middle of the night. They called me 'batman' around here after that incident I don't need cops, I don't need politicians, I don't need anybody. Drop me into the middle of any major city in the US with nothing, and not only will I survuve, I will thrive..

    So no, I guess, I haven't fought my dad.
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I never raised my voice or my hand to my parents, out of respect and also because it wouldn't do much good, my family are all hair-trigger psychos and really good fighters and I would just get my ass kicked if I tried to fight my parents. I was actually the black sheep of the family, a nerd who wanted to be left alone with my nose in a book. It didn't end up that way, I had to fight fight fight until I learned to not only defend myself, but to actually win. I pretty much got my education on the streets. I am not some intimidating badass, I'm not a surly hothead who looks for a fight, matter of fact I prefer to not even be noticed, and I strive to be underestimated. I actually would rather not fight at all, but if I have to, I will, in a second. There were a couple of times that I have aggressed against people, but it was pretty much business. You can't let people break into your house and steal your stuff without finding them and committing aggravated assault on them in their own bed in the middle of the night. They called me 'batman' around here after that incident I don't need cops, I don't need politicians, I don't need anybody. Drop me into the middle of any major city in the US with nothing, and not only will I survive, I will thrive..

    So no, I guess, I haven't fought my dad.
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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    You sound a bit like my dad with the 'I'm not a surly hothead who looks for a fight, matter of fact I prefer to not even be noticed, and I strive to be underestimated.' line and the down to business shit.
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    Dissociator African Astronaut
    Ok, sploos post is a quote of what I told him.

    The reason why I hit my dad is because for one, he's not a provider. His name is on the deed of the house. He hasn't provided since about 19 years ago, when the home mortgage lender business he worked at was shut down due to reasons I cannot remember. So, that leaves my mother raising two infants while also having to work at an office all day, my dad was home back then, I remember being young and remembering hella beer in the fridge, my dad drinking all the time when he should've been raising 2 kids. I remember playing a CD rom game on an old desktop computer and the disc drive jammed, and I asked my dad for help, but he went out and got drunk. Didn't really affect me that much until my dad mentioned how that incidint got him to snap out of whatever and thats the day he became sober. My aunt, my moms sister was basically a second mom to me and my sister for a while raising us until we were old enough to start school. Yada yada yada, its not like my dad wasn't there for me growing up. He took me to little leage

    soccer games, rec basketball, we went bowling and whatever, but I remember at age 9 I started having repetetive thoughts in my head of the word nigger and fuck, shit, bitch, etc because my dad told me when I was 8 years old "if you even think of those words, you will go to hell". So that triggered an already implanted ocd, and he also started talking about

    how when he was a kid, he had ADHD and they put him in the trailer at school, aka back then a trailer where all the special ed kids went. He also told me that I had ADD and we had long conversations about it.
    When I was a little bit older, my dad told me I should go on lamictal. What the fuck. I didn't even know what lamictal was. He explained bipolar for hours, because back then he was manic as hell, on stimulants, not taking his meds etc etc., this got me interested in drugs

    flash forward to age 12 where I find my dads xanax and adderall haphazardly left out. All parents should know to keep medications locked away for little children and atleast hidden from 12 year olds-teens that could be curious about drugs

    Well, he left them right on top of the fucking refrigerator.

    Something something something, I also remember how my dad used to strike my mom when I was a kid, my first memory of it was like age 6 when my dad was screaming at my mom calling her a twat and a whore, and then slapping her and forced her to make him dinner, which he then through at the wall, while my and my sister watched.

    Remembering those events and the fact that my dad started my drug addiction made me come up with an idea.

    A few years ago I told my dad "Maybe not today, maybe not next week, maybe not in a year, but I will make your life a living hell. I will completely turn your life into nothing, for what you did to my mother"

    And then the mental torture came on, sending him into psychotic episodes, but there have been stints of me and him getting along, up until he starts shit again.

    And I'm not saying its not my fault. I have intermittent explosive disorder, have had it before drugs probably. Basically a blind rage without being intoxicated.

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    ITT sploo's dad is a total cunt and the apple don't fall far from the tree.


    /thread
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I never raised my voice or my hand to my parents, out of respect and also because it wouldn't do much good, my family are all hair-trigger psychos and really good fighters and I would just get my ass kicked if I tried to fight my parents. I was actually the black sheep of the family, a nerd who wanted to be left alone with my nose in a book. It didn't end up that way, I had to fight fight fight until I learned to not only defend myself, but to actually win. I pretty much got my education on the streets. I am not some intimidating badass, I'm not a surly hothead who looks for a fight, matter of fact I prefer to not even be noticed, and I strive to be underestimated. I actually would rather not fight at all, but if I have to, I will, in a second. There were a couple of times that I have aggressed against people, but it was pretty much business. You can't let people break into your house and steal your stuff without finding them and committing aggravated assault on them in their own bed in the middle of the night. They called me 'batman' around here after that incident I don't need cops, I don't need politicians, I don't need anybody. Drop me into the middle of any major city in the US with nothing, and not only will I survive, I will thrive..

    So no, I guess, I haven't fought my dad.

    I'm more of a hair-trigger psycho than my dad is, and boy did he feel it. Motherfucker, too bad he didn't die from his injuries.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    When I was a teenager, my Dad kept calling my Mom vulgar names and kept saying he was going to kill her, so I jumped up and grabbed him by the throat with one hand, lifted him 8 inches off the floor, and pinned him to the wall like a bug. His face turned a bright cherry red. He squirmed and clawed at my clenched fist for about a full minute, then when he realized he wasn't getting out of it whatsoever, he just hung there and said, "Is that all you got?" Then I felt like whipping and bashing his body around against a couple of walls and bashing some furniture up with him, but I decided to let him go. Then, when he got his breath back, I said, "If you ever threaten my mother like that again, I will kill you dead", and he laughed, and then I left for good and made my own way in the world.
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    You guys will probably think I am BSing but IDC.

    ever hear of ray 'boom boom' mancini? my stepdad used to spar with him, and would even beat him once in a while

    he claims he was going to be a pro boxer but says his mom didn't approve...catholics are wierd.

    so, that's pretty much why it would have done me no good to fight my stepdad.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    You guys will probably think I am BSing but IDC.

    ever hear of ray 'boom boom' mancini? my stepdad used to spar with him, and would even beat him once in a while

    he claims he was going to be a pro boxer but says his mom didn't approve…catholics are wierd.

    so, that's pretty much why it would have done me no good to fight my stepdad.

    My dad owns an IT company so you can imagine what a scrawny little fellow he ought to be.
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    You guys will probably think I am BSing but IDC.

    ever hear of ray 'boom boom' mancini? my stepdad used to spar with him, and would even beat him once in a while

    he claims he was going to be a pro boxer but says his mom didn't approve…catholics are wierd.

    so, that's pretty much why it would have done me no good to fight my stepdad.

    I remember Ray "Boom Boom" Mancini and his favorite vegetable, Kim Duk-koo.
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