Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-28 at 6:37 PM UTC in BLOOD MOON ECLIPSE SHEMITAH END OF THE WORLD PARTY!!!11!!1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   shut up before I pistol whip your bitchass

   Now I understand why you're stealing Spectard's gimmicks. Yours sux...
2. 2015-09-28 at 6:36 PM UTC in TOTSE Phone-Ins (Old But Gold)
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   

   Ha
3. 2015-09-28 at 6:06 PM UTC in Morality and Law
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   224 Boardman, Poland?
4. 2015-09-28 at 6:04 PM UTC in leaked GUIDES sold on the deep web for sale CHEAP
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   There's nothing wrong with making money I agree. But trying to sell bullshit to a bunch of fertilizer farmers ain't gonna put beans in your belly.
5. 2015-09-28 at 6:01 PM UTC in Interesting info about buspar
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yeah, like a root canal.
6. 2015-09-28 at 6:01 PM UTC in BLOOD MOON ECLIPSE SHEMITAH END OF THE WORLD PARTY!!!11!!1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   darkie likes to be presumptuous and make sweeeeeeping generalizations for the sake of being a shitty old man

   And you have been reduced to using SpectraL's pathetic "insult".
7. 2015-09-28 at 5:32 PM UTC in BLOOD MOON ECLIPSE SHEMITAH END OF THE WORLD PARTY!!!11!!1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   for once, Bill Krozby is right. just because people from the south talk like they have mouths full of dogshit, doesn't mean that they are any less or more moronic than anyone anywhere else.

   You haven't spent much time in West Central Florida.
8. 2015-09-28 at 5:09 PM UTC in BLOOD MOON ECLIPSE SHEMITAH END OF THE WORLD PARTY!!!11!!1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   yeah.. like their's no rednecks / blue collar people in the north hurp derp…

   Nope, up north they have hillbillies but no rednecks.
9. 2015-09-28 at 5 PM UTC in Have any of you accomplished anything of significance?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Fucking criminal. And here you berate the druggies, when you yourself are nothing but a common thug.

   Charged never convicted. I was cleared of all charges every time. That makes me an innocent law abiding citizen in the eyes of the law. Thugs are stupid and go to prison.
10. 2015-09-28 at 4:53 PM UTC in The Universe and You
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    The whole of the the cosmos simply exists to serve as a testament which we can look to for proof of our creator in the times our faith is weak, or simply to view it and praise the maker of all things in times when it is strong. Nothing more. People tend to confuse things and complicate them in an effort to understand them, when in fact, the truth is simplicity. Always the sheer beauty of simplicity.

    Who your creator? Because I'm pretty sure I made him.
11. 2015-09-28 at 4:46 PM UTC in Interesting info about buspar
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    that shit is toxic to ewoks

    I gotta admit that made chuckle.
12. 2015-09-28 at 4:45 PM UTC in BLOOD MOON ECLIPSE SHEMITAH END OF THE WORLD PARTY!!!11!!1
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    That was very nice of you, some people you just gotta' push to experience the wonders of the Universe.

    Yeah, I hate the South too.
13. 2015-09-28 at 4:43 PM UTC in The tea party is everything wrong with America
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    FTFY.

    QFT
14. 2015-09-28 at 4:42 PM UTC in TOTSE Phone-Ins (Old But Gold)
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Ok with minimal effort I found this, but digging up the origin and pedigree would be a bit more work. Just take my word for it that he said it, and save me the trouble of having to waste my time fucking around looking for the original post that contains this quote.
    
    "My name is Rocklin, I am a long standing member of Totse, Totse2, IntoSanctuary and RDFRN. On Totse i was a member of the fabled Totse Army, this fact my be unknown to some. I was part of the raid on the Lord Of The Rings Fansite and (Because i had satellite TV at the time) a progress reporter for the live on-air Telephone abuse of "Live Prayer With Bill Keller". If you look around the net you maybe able to find the recordings of that day."

    
    
    You're right, rocklin is a fag and nobody cares.
15. 2015-09-28 at 4:26 PM UTC in Would you hire this person?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    [FONT=Open Sans][SIZE=14px]About Me: Tell me about YOURself! I"m interested in marketing so I want to know more about you, to better provide for you. I hope to go into advertising and put my cheesy sense of humor to use.
    
    Fun Fact: I make a pretty mean gourmet cereal bowl with milk.
    
    I am passionate about art. I frequent museums and galleries in my free time and constantly draw inspiration from modern artists. I paint, draw, take artsy Instagram photos, and work with mixed media. When I'm not at work, I liked to obsess over art supplies and their cute packaging.[/SIZE][/FONT]
    
16. 2015-09-28 at 4:12 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    All hail superior page lengths. All hail page 38.

    
    longer loading times
    
    did you think this through?
17. 2015-09-28 at 4:08 PM UTC in When practically all you listen to is grindcore and goregrind
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    The angels weep for your taste in music Sploo.
    
    
    
    Don't get me wrong grindcore can be fun every once in a while, but: Broaden your Horizon's maaaaaannnggg.

    
    boring, needs more double bass
18. 2015-09-28 at 3:05 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Page 38.

    
    All hail superior page lengths. All hail page 38.
19. 2015-09-28 at 3:04 PM UTC in TOTSE Phone-Ins (Old But Gold)
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I haven't seen that video in years, and it's still funny.
20. 2015-09-28 at 2:58 PM UTC in Darkie
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I can't read a single word you're saying, Darkie. You're on Ignore.
    
    :smug:

    So I reckon it must be some right powerful butthurt.