Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-12-09 at 3:04 AM UTC in Alota stuff happens in the world everyday...
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   Go on google news and search for whatever comes up... I been search for things like...
   
   "Drunk driver"/"DUI"
   "crashes into building"
   "flasher"
   "indecent exposure"
   "vandalism"
   "road rage"
   "prescription forgery"
   "shoplifter/shoplifting"
   
   and other stuff just to see all the shit that goes on all the time...
2. 2015-12-09 at 12:42 AM UTC in My run in with the pigs while hittin' a lick
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   thread title has an astounding amount of retarded slang
3. 2015-12-08 at 11:31 PM UTC in How to: Blood magic (sickness curse)
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   why is moloch such a little bitch
4. 2015-12-08 at 11:28 PM UTC in Rank your STEM faves
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   I am so fucking triggered right now. Let me guess, you're an arts major? Ayyyyy.

   
   
   lol no, engineering
5. 2015-12-08 at 9:14 PM UTC in My run in with the pigs while hittin' a lick
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Did she have less chins than the pig you posted pics of?
6. 2015-12-08 at 8:16 PM UTC in If you could be placed into suspended animation until the future like Fry in Futurama
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   ^but wouldn't jumping into the future make it even more mysterious?

   
   How, in your paltry little imagination, would that make what was going to happen next any more or less apparent?
   

   But yeah the good ol' days when social etiquette was at an all time high. Back when you could comfortably beat your wife and colored folk had to sit at the back of the bus..
   
   we are such barbarians now these days

   
   Now you're just pulling a statement out of your ass for the sake of disagreement. You didn't live it and you haven't researched it. So as per usual you've made an ass of yourself without even knowing it.
   
   http://www.ncadv.org/learn/statistics
7. 2015-12-08 at 6:07 PM UTC in whirr dropped from their record label for transphobic remarks
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   this is old but yea bullshit. iirc the comment wasnt even "transphobic", it was just mocking the band for being gimmicky as fuck with their transgenderism to sell music. like that black fag band. although i hated them for that exact reason i saw them live opening for nofx and they were pretty entertaining.
8. 2015-12-08 at 5:02 PM UTC in All I think about is animal abuse, heartbreak, killing, drugs, suicide, & pedophilia
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   Forget all the rest Sploo and concentrate on the suicide. It make everything better, for everyone.
9. 2015-12-08 at 4:37 PM UTC in Posters this site could really use
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   Posters nobody misses, ever:
   
   constantinople
   FON
   hc45
   that derp-eyed crippled nigger communist that I can't remember his name right now.
   The Dark Rodent…ah, fuck, never mind, I forgot that he found his way here…

   I'm here to be hated. I mean fuck, I can take it and SpectraL can't. It's sort of like I'm a charity worker. If ya'll hate on me SpectraL can come here and pretend his real life doesn't suck.
10. 2015-12-08 at 4:26 PM UTC in Posters this site could really use
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    DaGuru

    The topic is users, no your favorite Barbie doll.
11. 2015-12-08 at 1:58 PM UTC in Posters this site could really use
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    What was the mod's name who had the cartoon like spider for an avatar?
12. 2015-12-08 at 1:55 PM UTC in Dear America
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    Literally heard an American on the news claiming that the level of freedom in a society is positively related to the amount of gun ownership. Apparently we have no freedom in Australia :(

    No freedom and no wisdom either if you're any indication.
13. 2015-12-08 at 1:54 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    I think I have ass cancer, last 3 or 4 times I've taken a shit there's been a bit of blood on the first wipe or 2. Guess it's probably due to constipation from codeine/dhc/morphine, but it's never happened before in the years I've been doing it. Ah well.
14. 2015-12-08 at 1:53 PM UTC in If you could be placed into suspended animation until the future like Fry in Futurama
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    People treated one another better in the past. In the last 5 decades I've witnessed a decline in manners and social etiquette. I've seen the decline in the generations born after mine. I've no reason to believe the future is going to be an improvement in the human condition. I do see my own future improving in the here and now. So I'll stay right where I was put thank you very much. Besides, life is a mystery to be lived not a puzzle to be solved. Enjoy the mystery...
15. 2015-12-08 at 1:25 PM UTC in You're locked in jail cell and have to listen to one smash mouth song on a loop
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    for 2 weeks... whats your pick
16. 2015-12-08 at 5:45 AM UTC in All I think about is animal abuse, heartbreak, killing, drugs, suicide, & pedophilia
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    "Why are you doing heroin? What did we do wrong?"
17. 2015-12-08 at 5:23 AM UTC in I found hella pills while couch spelunkinnnnnn
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    Sweeeeet you should try to save some of that for new years
18. 2015-12-08 at 3:52 AM UTC in whirr dropped from their record label for transphobic remarks
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    There is a huge difference between making a joke and legitimately hating trans people.
    
    The problem with trans people (and this is more pointed at hardcore sjw's than trans people tbhfam) is they cant take the jokes so they act like all jokes on them are hate speech.
19. 2015-12-08 at 3:14 AM UTC in All I think about is animal abuse, heartbreak, killing, drugs, suicide, & pedophilia
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    Am I on the edge list?
20. 2015-12-08 at 12:33 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    T-PAIN withdrawal sucks.