Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-12-09 at 12:24 PM UTC in If you could be placed into suspended animation until the future like Fry in Futurama
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Freezer geezer!
   
   

   What the fuck do you you know. You don't live life. You sit and read waiting to die and you don't have a dick.
2. 2015-12-09 at 10:11 AM UTC in If you could be placed into suspended animation until the future like Fry in Futurama
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   ^yeah old people can be such candy ass's stuck in the past sometimes.

   Herpa derpa old people. Is that all you got nigger?
3. 2015-12-09 at 10:05 AM UTC in ARE YOU LIVING IN A COMPUTER SIMULATION?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   It's more like you are living inside of a mechanism. The "real" you is nothing more than a collection of chemical reactions, electrical signals and other relayed sensory input. The "real" you doesn't really exist in the external world, but rather, lives within the confines of an internal mechanism.

   In your case it's a balding, toothless mechanism.
4. 2015-12-09 at 10:03 AM UTC in Dear America
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Scooter rider confirmed.

   Yeah, I ride, have since I was six. You jealous?
5. 2015-12-09 at 9:56 AM UTC in How did Niggas In Space come about?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The totse2 fags and 90% of the migratedzokletfags called it quits. Im just here for shitposting along with everyone else.
6. 2015-12-09 at 9:50 AM UTC in 2 reasons why I haven't been hanging with you niggers
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Lol, not even hating but that chick in the pics is old and doesn't even make it into my milf realm. Like she may have a great personality or something (although I have my doubts about women who are into motorcycles) but on looks alone she's not winning any competitions braj.

   Open your eyes.
7. 2015-12-09 at 9:47 AM UTC in Dear America
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   aren't you a fat old guy who rides a scooter?

   I suppose 5' 10" 175 lbs would be fat to a malnourished little drongo.
8. 2015-12-09 at 9:16 AM UTC in HAI2DAY!!!
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   hey there chris hansen

   
   kek that guy was a hardcore faggot.
9. 2015-12-09 at 9:14 AM UTC in How did Niggas In Space come about?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   To be fair he was going to give a few days for people to wrap up but much like sanctuary his admins decided to fuckit.jpg and went on a banning spree and deleted a shit ton of shit. At that point he just said im done and didnt back up the site or keep it open.
   
   Sufficeth to say, lanny learned the lesson of NO MODS NO RULES!!!!!!!!!!! and this has been the smoothest forums (albeit one of the smallest) that spawned from the community.
10. 2015-12-09 at 7:27 AM UTC in You ever shaken a tit?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    shook*
11. 2015-12-09 at 4:04 AM UTC in Great song, adorable girl.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
12. 2015-12-09 at 3:50 AM UTC in I told my social worker I smoked spice
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Your misfortune and idiocy made me laugh out loud and laugh hard. I am so sorry. I hope it works out for you, you probably shouldn't be doing fucking shit like that. That's beyond retarded. It's harsh but, this is entirely your fault. Why did you do that?
13. 2015-12-09 at 3:49 AM UTC in What Games Are You Currently Playing
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Has anybody here played the long dark? I've been enjoying it a lot recently, good relaxing game to dump time into. I just wish I was better at it.
14. 2015-12-09 at 3:45 AM UTC in Do you ever eat spam?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If you haven't harmed a woman for trying to feed you SPAM you've never truly lived.
15. 2015-12-09 at 3:43 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I can confirm that hydro's ex husband is a shit bag for all the reasons stated above and more.
    
    Source: §m£ÂgØL
16. 2015-12-09 at 3:40 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Did you just run out, or are you trying to quit? I feel so bad for anyone going through withdrawal.

    
    I ran out, but am trying to quit. For like 2 or 3 weeks I tapered down to 3 doses a day, lessening my dose until I ran out of my 5g jar. It's really not so severe it's just shitty having that achy sick feel on backburner for this long. Way better than cold turkey but it's not easy. Never had the willpower to taper down off anything before.
17. 2015-12-09 at 3:37 AM UTC in How to: Blood magic (sickness curse)
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I forgot to add: Do not, I repeat, DO NOT cast this spell in a room containing quartz. I feel that I shouldn't have to post such common sense but I had somebody ask me today if they could use quartz to magnify this spell. This will end in severe burns and digestive issues for weeks, months in some cases. Avoid quartz at all cost when conducting low level blood magic spells and ESPECIALLY ones paying tribute to Moloch or other imp demons.
18. 2015-12-09 at 3:19 AM UTC in just my daily partying money
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    OP, your mom's gonna be so pissed. Do you have any idea of how many dicks she had to jack off to get all that. You really should give it all back.
19. 2015-12-09 at 3:12 AM UTC in 2 reasons why I haven't been hanging with you niggers
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    As per Mike's request.
    
    Wise crack away boys, but this beta she wolf would crack your balls with one look from her golden eyes.
    
    
    
20. 2015-12-09 at 3:05 AM UTC in Posters this site could really use
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    ^
    This from a known coward who needs to resort to using PI every time he gets his dumb ass handed to him. Classic shit right there, folks.

    Nobody buys that.