Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-12-10 at 2:37 PM UTC in If you could be placed into suspended animation until the future like Fry in Futurama
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I'm here, aren't I? If this wasn't part of your world, why would you be here? And it's not like you only pop in once a month for a few minutes. Don't lie.
   
   But, if you mean IRL, then, yeah, I'm pretty much a ghost in that realm.

   Like I said, you don't exist. Hell you barely exist in your own life man.
2. 2015-12-10 at 1:33 PM UTC in just my daily partying money
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   WTF does that even sposed to mean?

   
   
   It means you're a salty slag
3. 2015-12-10 at 1:29 PM UTC in I broke into my uncle's email address
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   it was nice
4. 2015-12-10 at 7:59 AM UTC in I need liquid courage to look at my high school yearbook...
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ...I gotta be like...at least 1.8>
5. 2015-12-10 at 6:45 AM UTC in Best decade of music... ... ... ?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ^ *thumbs down*
6. 2015-12-10 at 6:27 AM UTC in Best decade of music... ... ... ?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   IMO... defiantly the 80's. ( 60's is probably the gayest)
7. 2015-12-10 at 5:48 AM UTC in Posters this site could really use
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   What was the mod's name who had the cartoon like spider for an avatar?

   
   
   SHARP, iirc
8. 2015-12-10 at 5:23 AM UTC in Have you ever crywanked?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I haven't, not yet...
9. 2015-12-10 at 3:47 AM UTC in Posters this site could really use
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   C'mon, Rodent. 'Fess up. PI is like your security blanket. You run to it, grab it, hug it, and then start sucking your thumb while making tiny gurgling noises. Don't lie, and fuck your little history rewrites.

   If doxing one fifteen year old posing power mad child who posed as a 25 year old beer expert while he abused my account qualifies as a blanket I feel sorry for your threadbare bedding.
10. 2015-12-10 at 3:43 AM UTC in just my daily partying money
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Out of all the condiments and you chose salty.

    WTF does that even sposed to mean?
11. 2015-12-10 at 3:42 AM UTC in ARE YOU LIVING IN A COMPUTER SIMULATION?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Shut your hole, you cowardly little ewok. And shave your eyebrows, for Christ's sake.

    You got laid last when?
12. 2015-12-10 at 3:41 AM UTC in If you could be placed into suspended animation until the future like Fry in Futurama
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    That seriously made you mad? Relax, gramps. Grouchy old man. *shakes head* You used to be cool, pops. What happened?

    Ha, do you think you even exist in my world?
13. 2015-12-10 at 3:39 AM UTC in Juice +
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    You don't scare me, fag. Better run to your security blanket now.

    Um yeah, sorry I'm too wore out from living real life to come up with an insult for you tonight. So just run through the hundred or so thousand that have been accurately aimed at you since before you discovered email in the late 90's and imagine I'm saying it now.
14. 2015-12-09 at 10:24 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Pro-tip, get an emergency blanket, like these:
    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Survival-Blanket-reflective-thermal-first/dp/B004O793JY
    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Weather-Blanket-Reusable-Orange-Silver/dp/B000BS01SW
    
    It will at least keep you from freezing to death.

    
    Luckily my 2 good friends are putting me up for a while, I love them, they're not good influences on me but they're 2 of the best people I know and have my back and wouldn't let me live on the street. In the new year I should hopefully be getting my own proper one bed flat in the house next to theirs which will be cool if it works out.
    
    This has been a fucked up year, so many things thrown at me. But 2016, especially if I do get my own place, its going to be smooth sailing. I'm not having another year like this.
    
    Atm one of my friends and her mum (she's living here too cos she's also homeless) are cooking me and my friends bf food haha. I feel like I belong.
    
    And her mum has been handing out codeine like candy.
15. 2015-12-09 at 8:21 PM UTC in All I think about is animal abuse, heartbreak, killing, drugs, suicide, & pedophilia
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    No I don't.
16. 2015-12-09 at 6:28 PM UTC in just my daily partying money
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    OP, your mom's gonna be so pissed. Do you have any idea of how many dicks she had to jack off to get all that. You really should give it all back.

    
    
    Out of all the condiments and you chose salty.
17. 2015-12-09 at 6:27 PM UTC in just my daily partying money
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    ………….daily?
    
    how aren't you dead yet?

    
    
    I drink around 10 beers a day, but then spend lie 400 on bottles of random shit in the club and cocaine, etc.
18. 2015-12-09 at 3:37 PM UTC in 2 reasons why I haven't been hanging with you niggers
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    ^darkie you just gotta realize that you're past your prime, and not everyone shares your taste in motorcycles and women. It's okay though you don't need to try to be such an edgelord all the time to hang. We accept you for who you are.

    You fucks have no clue of who or what I am with the possible exceptions of Sophie and Mike. As far as past my prime, I'm just hitting my stride kid. Let me know if you ever find yours.
19. 2015-12-09 at 12:53 PM UTC in Juice +
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I could very well be.

    You have never been either cryptic nor mysterious, just laughable. Give it up...
20. 2015-12-09 at 12:30 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Homeless, for about the 4th time this year.