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Posts by The Self Taught Man

  1. DISCLAIMER: DO NOT PERFORM BLOOD MAGIC WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE!!!

    Today I'm going to be teaching you all how to preform a basic blood magic spell to induce sickness on a chosen victim. No tricks, no bullshit, just pure blood magic. If you're under the age of 13 please ask permission from your parent or guardian before preforming blood magic. Do not perform blood magic next to flowing gas or an open flame. Blood magic should only be used for personal gain, do not under any circumstances charge, trade or otherwise barter for your blood magic services.

    This post is for informational purposes only, I do not condone the use of blood magic.

    INGREDIENTS

    -Goggles

    -Lock of hair, a drop of blood or tears from your victim. Blood is ideal, for spells of this caliber you will only ever need a drop or two. If you're using hair, use at least 250mg, if you're using tears a tbsp will do. I don't recommend using semen as it's just not a good conductor for demons but you could if you wanted to.

    -1 quart or so of FRESH CALF OR LAMB BLOOD. There are a few other mammals that you can use but these are gonna be the easiest. You cannot use pork or rodents as it is unholy meat and you cannot use goat meat as goats are inherently evil. We're sacrificing to Moloch here, so it's gotta be innocent blood (so make sure your sacrifice is under one year old). No sick or injured animals may be used when paying tribute to Moloch as he is easily insulted.

    -Stone or wood bowl

    -Whisk or electric mixer

    -Large eggs (2)

    -Sharp knife (no obsidian, it will nullify the spell)

    -Quill or paintbrush, something to write with.

    -Small scrap of paper

    -Lighter

    INSTRUCTIONS

    1. Crack open both eggs and whisk them in your bowl, set the shells aside as you will be using these later on, then toss in your victim element.

    2. Pour in your fresh blood about halfway to the rim of your bowl.

    3. Take your knife and cut horizontally across your hand, if you're a self harmer don't take blood from areas you have self harmed as it'll taint your blood upon bleeding. Grab your quill or brush and write down the following on your piece of paper- "ey kwadingeka dik imbongolo yami ezingaphezu kwesisodwa" (no cursive) and on the other side you write down the name of your victim. Don't let the blood dry or you'll have to cut yourself again, the blood has to be wet otherwise the spell won't work.

    4. Put on googles then light your paper on fire and throw it into the bowl. Do not speak after this point in the spell, until it's over anyway. The mixture should catch fire and shoot up roaring orange flames. After this it's done. Depending on if you used your victims blood or not, and the strength of your magic, the spell can inflict anything from the common cold to pneumonia.

    Well, there you have it, simple blood magic spell for illness. Remember that after preforming blood magic you should allow your reserves to replenish for at least 3 days, it takes a week for your magic stores to totally replenish. Hope this is helpful for you guys. If you've got any questions, tips, concerns, comments just leave them below and I'll address them. Happy holidays, I look forward to seeing you all at the next blood moon festival!
  2. Its funny how cops try and be all like "Why cant I search you if you have done nothing wrong?" and its like "No unreasonable search and seizure faggot, lrn to America"
  3. no offense but you disgust me
  4. an oc 160? thats quite the couch find
  5. itt: people who are mad
  6. theyre just alright
  7. Good news guys - she didn't steal my organs.
  8. abos sometimes have this mad haircut I like to call the hourglass

    dirty, stiff hair that spikes up sort of like a conical afro, and a filthy beard that shocks down and out from the chin/upper lip

    post pics

    I can't figure out what to put into Google to find this and it sounds funny
  9. not even close
    Every time i hear the song "brain damage" by pink floyd i think of you MQ

    That's not meant to be an insult, just the overall mood of the song reminds me of you
  10. are you that same guy that wanted to be a plumber really bad on zoklet???
  11. I think it was supposed to be an assassination by one of the agencies that no one was supposed to see, but since somebody did see it they had to make some bullshit up to make the people feel safe, while playing into their gun control agenda and "terrorism". If they sped off in a black SUV and nobody saw the plates or their faces, how the hell did they get found so quickly?


  12. lulz
  13. while you were taking a shit?
  14. i agree completely
  15. 3:51

    dude..........

    what the fuck was I even playing

    It was a moment of pure PCP

    best drum break to have ever been


  16. watch the whole thing and you will see why this video is objectively hillarious
  17. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyL5ABXltW8
  18. I uaed to think I was just a symbol that wasn't a person and was just meant to exist, but I agricultured several youths with my systematic intelligence and turned the world into a game of warriors, archers, and the mage. I was the mage, I designed the symbols, the meanings, and I was the wizard. Go back to his cave, he says, but the ice coincides
  19. Going to this chick's tomorrow for netflix and chill, if you never hear from me again it's because I've been brutally murdered by a craigslist weirdo.
  20. Isn't every year Liverpool's year? I really hope Leicester get a CL spot, if they end up winning the PL which they really could do then holy shit.
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