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2015-12-05 at 1:46 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Sometimes I really notice how British British people sound. I just can't imagine an American has ever said "chat shit get banged". -
2015-12-05 at 2:11 AM UTC in I'm drunkwell yea. youre drunk every day
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2015-12-04 at 11:04 PM UTC in just my daily partying moneybooze, bitches and drugs
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2015-12-04 at 10:13 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionYea but 50 quid I shouldn't or dont know where it came from ;)
And nah 150 anyway. Still watch the PL? Gwan Leicester. -
2015-12-04 at 7:25 PM UTC in My idea for a movieuhhhh.... no.
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2015-12-04 at 3:31 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionOk my life is going in the right direction. I mean, if you don't count the minor alcohol and drug addiction. But I've met a good girl, so everything's sound.
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2015-12-04 at 3:30 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionLove dat moment when you drink ~80mg morphine whilst already buzzed from the vodka.
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2015-12-04 at 1:43 PM UTC in 2 reasons why I haven't been hanging with you niggers
Nah.. it's just because you're such a tremendous faggit.
Said no one to my face ever. -
2015-12-04 at 12:09 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionLove dat moment when you check your bank to see how poor you are and instead have $200+ in there, for some unexplainable reason. Ah who am I to question why there's suddenly money in my account *treats himself to vodka and whiskey*
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2015-12-04 at 10:56 AM UTC in 2 reasons why I haven't been hanging with you niggers
It's sacred? really?Your bitch is trash compared to mine old man
Ha, she's what? Like 22 tops? And she already had 2 chins. Hahaha a that's a real keeper there, if your Jimmy Dean or Bob Evans.
http://imgur.com/1vMn4Ck
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2015-12-04 at 10:53 AM UTC in 2 reasons why I haven't been hanging with you niggers
^yeah i was going to make the joke about how he has a hog riding on top of his hog.. but i figured it went without saying so I opted to calling her "tasty"….
Jelly?
the way darkie flashes his money around you'd figure he grew up as a lil lad playing cigarette butt hunter at the landfill his daddy worked at -
2015-12-04 at 5:19 AM UTC in 2 reasons why I haven't been hanging with you niggers
^i already have son, i'm going to see a concert with angie tomorrow to see all senses fail. she would never go out with an old man like you ever.
Play with your girls, a woman would crush you like the insignificant worm you are under her heel. Let me know if you ever get a shot in the big show. I'll be sure to show you how it's done son. -
2015-12-04 at 5:14 AM UTC in 2 reasons why I haven't been hanging with you niggers
^no I want my gun to cum in your mouth dumbass, i want it to blow your stupid brains out. You take pictures of some slut sitting on your grandpa motorcycle, your stacks and stacks of money, you're frail fam. come back when you have a picture of that hag sitting on your dick, then you can talk shit you coward.
Boy, what her and I do together is sacred. I would never sully that in order to satisfy your need to live vicariously through a man. -
2015-12-04 at 5:11 AM UTC in 2 reasons why I haven't been hanging with you niggers
^Hey send that tasty bitch my way. I'm sure she'd love the change of pace of a young buck like me instead of grandpa and his motorcycle.
Boy, you ain't never gonna land nothing like this even if I taught you everything I know. But thanks for the compliment son. -
2015-12-03 at 7:47 PM UTC in anyone ever cut out part of their skin?
i did a similar thing to a small wart like think that just recently appeared on my back. Really though the safest way and best way to have remove a wart with no scars is to rub garlic juice on it, apply a peice of duck tape and after 6 hours or so remove the tape, it will pull a layer of wart off. Do this several times.
interesting. i used to get cold sores quite often and a FNIC told me to put garlic on it and that shit worked like a charm. i would do it every time i felt one come on and it would stop it immediately. the frequency i got them at slowed too, now its like once every 2 years -
2015-12-03 at 6:34 PM UTC in HAI2DAY!!!whats ur deal breh
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2015-12-03 at 4:16 PM UTC in anyone ever cut out part of their skin?thats gnarly aldra. mine looked pretty similar. i was gonna take pictures but every time i moved the paper towel away from it it started bleeding profusely so i kind of just let it be
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2015-12-03 at 3:03 PM UTC in anyone ever cut out part of their skin?well for a long ass time i had this pink bump thing on my skin that was really small but it was just barely raised higher than the rest of the skin. but one day i was scratching my arm and my fingernail caught on it and kinda ripped part of it off but it started to heal and it became more raised from the rest of the skin around it. then it really annoyed me so i would pick it from time to time to try to make it flat again.
i stopped picking it for like 2 months but it was still there and now it looked like some nasty ass wart of dead skin or some shit so last night i sanitized a flat razor blade, numbed it with ice for a couple minutes, and then slowly sawed it off from skin level with the razorblade.
surprisingly it didnt hurt at all, even though it looked like it hurt a lot, but there was blood everywhere and it bled for over an hour afterwards even though i pressed down hard on it with a hydrogen peroxide soaked paper towel (i was watching a movie while doing this so no big deal).
so now theres just a red spot/scab where it used to be, but the bump wart nasty looking thing is gone and i could not be happier. -
2015-12-03 at 2:58 PM UTC in yeah so basically im being stalked again the third time since zokleterveryone knows youre lying breh
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2015-12-03 at 1:42 PM UTC in FreewillTime and space are an illusion. The universe is as we imagine it.