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Posts by The Self Taught Man

  1. I really don't remember making this thread. When I'm less sober the things I do when I'm sober make little to no sense
  2. Don't worry guys, he returned 7 minutes later to edit his post like a little bitch
  3. Also, thank god I did find a job that affords me many smoke breaks, not too much work, good hours just shit pay. I spend half my 10 hour shift smoking with the cook. the other night she called out and the day shift cook came in with a bag of blow- in my no fucks given state I popped a few propranolol and did lines with him all night while smoking two blunts. He was supposed to come in tonight to serve but never showed up. This job has afforded me many connections and free drugs- the upside of not being paid well, I guess.

    Sounds like you would have been a great mother
  4. ambiguous

    is this poetry, suicide, or leaving site

    or a combination of the above

    For OP to retain his edge he can't reply to any inquiries after posting this.
  5. bye


  6. [SIZE=72px]Get up and fight
    Stand up and fight
    Needle in eye wasting my time
    Liar pussy
    i hate you
    and you and you and you
    i'm flying you cant stop me
    I drink my whiskey
    I burn my clothes
    You shove cocaine up your nose
    i'm high on you oh my god
    Daddy cant you stop the pain
    No,die like a criminal.[/SIZE]
  7. 90% of the homes in Florida are mobile homes

    Florida needs to go.
  8. That's so cool
  9. but your story changes with each retelling

    But also nobody cares
  10. God makes all of these things happen to you because you don't ever use any paragraphs when you post and you know what I'm not mad at him. It' impossible to read your incoherent ramblings. Could you please press enter every now and then?
  11. If this is true I'm impressed you are able to exert that much influence to better your situation. Previously I had thought myself to be the most successful person on this website and I'm just a fucking doughup dielar in a relatively nice area.
    That's funny. Everyone around me can't believe what a fuck up I am. They are always like "How did you even end up like this?!" and then I wave my hand and meh.

    It is really more sursprising that I haven't gotten shit done yet. Fuck, I just realized that I'm the manifestation of all of Leonardo Dicaprio's roles. Literally all of them. Except the one where he's a cop. Departed. Great movie.
  12. crack
  13. Because you're an aspiring faggot who needs an excuse like St. Patricks day to get drunk. I haven't drank since friday and suffered fevered dreams. I'm going to drink now and need no excuse to do so.
  14. If you thank a post that someone just cucked aren't you really cucking them too? If you do it with an alt too you're definitely cucking them. That alone warrants another button
  15. If this is true I'm impressed you are able to exert that much influence to better your situation. Previously I had thought myself to be the most successful person on this website and I'm just a fucking doughup dielar in a relatively nice area.
  16. holy shit I just read this thread since Malice posted pictures of his 5.9/10 sister and have been entertained by posts other than mine for the first time in a while. Possibly due to not taking my medication or drinking for a few days. SWIM impulse bought a knife and a video game on the way back from buying a kofta where he and his friend were laughing hysterically for a few minutes. Then he considered bringing a remington in pieces back to his place to assemble for no good reason, then decided to assemble a coffee table instead. Anyways,

    Anyways

    Always

    This thread is hilarious, Malices sister seems geeky, naive and well adjusted. Just say like "sup sis" and maybe she'll be like "sup bro." Shit isn't that hard, families tend not to hold grudges between themselves, especially brown families. Brown families are tight to a fault and forgive each other. Malice is too much of a scaredy cat to talk to his adorable lil sister who would probably be happy as fuck to just know that her brother wants to talk to her, even if he's awkward and weird.

    FUCK that comic sploo made was incredible, saved, printed. Hydro literally abbreviates mobile home "MH" and is the trashiest most disgustingly pitiful thing on the planet. I really try to be a good person and feel bad for the less fortunate but fucking hell, you are literal trash. You're a fat, crazy dog lady who likes to feel sorry for yourself because you're too dumb to figure out what to do about it.

    Bitch I think you're just weak. It's basically what happens when you live in a fantasy and reality hits you and it sucks. Either move on or kill yourself quietly.

    Mike is a G who shouldn't be getting dope through weirdo middle men on da skeet. Get a phone, man. I change phone numbers every few months but keep a personal number only about 3 people use. Look into "chatr wireless" they sell out of wal marts and for $35 a month you have free call and text. They're on a weird network too, iirc they're a subsidiary of another country and have been charged with bad business practices before. They'll probably be bankrupt in a year or two and then all data will be hard deleted, just like the last 10 incarnations of totse eventually including this one. I'll email you in a day or two and shit.

    Lanny fix the PMs or I'll fly to California and roll around in poison ivy with malice and his sister
  17. jeez
  18. I got a Trump tarot card

    https://www.facebook.com/omshanti1111/posts/906517462796707

    Tell me the number of your card and I'll do you a basic "reading"
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