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The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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2016-03-15 at 7:06 AM UTCLet me have custody of your steak
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2016-03-15 at 8:14 AM UTC
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2016-03-15 at 6:10 PM UTCI just got caught driving while suspended, again, nothing interesting or funny. Withdrawal in jail was fun.
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2016-03-15 at 6:15 PM UTC
Hey, Mike, made a thread because I wanted to discuss something with you but the PMs dont work. Shoot me an email please, if you wouldnt mind. Thanks.
I have no idea what your email is, [email]herbicide@sigaint.org[/email] is the one I am using right now, I change email addresses every third week. I figure that frequently creating and discarding usernames and accounts will make up for my lack of any meaningful OPSEC.
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2016-03-15 at 8:26 PM UTCTo get back at someone you should sell them dargs laced with crushed up seroquel or some other antipsychotic
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2016-03-15 at 8:41 PM UTC
To get back at someone you should sell them dargs laced with crushed up seroquel or some other antipsychotic
Fresh out of jail I got ripped off trying to buy heroin, the guy who did it was supposed to be middle manning for me. When the dealer pulled up, I hung back and he went over to the truck with the money, and just jumped in the truck and left.
But earlier before all that, he got a phone call, and I saw the number that came up and remembered it.
It was his grandmother. Later, when I entered the number into 'duck duck go' it gave me the address, and with it I found her name. I then messaged him with her address, saying...
'Hey, how do you think Mrs. ********** would feel, at **** E. Taylor Street, that her grandson is ripping people off for heroin all over town, and that desperate junkies looking for revenge now have her information?'
I didn't know it, but he lives with her, and she doesn't know he is into drugs. He will be homeless if she finds out.
I had half of of my money back within the hour, and I also made him give me his cell phone and the unlock code. Now I have alllll of his personal info. I am also going to force him to middle man for me for free, and I am forcing him to introduce me to his dealers, if he can.
If he doesn't cooperate, I know where he works now, I know all the rest of his family, and have his girlfriends information now too. No need to resort to violence.
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2016-03-15 at 8:54 PM UTCDid you think about me in prism?
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2016-03-15 at 8:57 PM UTCA minor detail, not sure if it even matters or not, but I don't do phones, I don't have one, and don't want one. I communicated with him exclusively over a website PM system.
I have a landline here at my house but it is only for emergencies and I hardly ever use it.
I guess I have a cell phone now though. I don't have the balls to call this guy's contacts myself and ask for heroin. I bet he shuts off the service soon. So what else should I do to this guy? He only got me for a hundred bucks, so I don't wanna put a lot of effort into this. -
2016-03-15 at 9:23 PM UTCHi :3
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2016-03-15 at 9:24 PM UTCjeez
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2016-03-15 at 9:41 PM UTCholy shit I just read this thread since Malice posted pictures of his 5.9/10 sister and have been entertained by posts other than mine for the first time in a while. Possibly due to not taking my medication or drinking for a few days. SWIM impulse bought a knife and a video game on the way back from buying a kofta where he and his friend were laughing hysterically for a few minutes. Then he considered bringing a remington in pieces back to his place to assemble for no good reason, then decided to assemble a coffee table instead. Anyways,
Anyways
Always
This thread is hilarious, Malices sister seems geeky, naive and well adjusted. Just say like "sup sis" and maybe she'll be like "sup bro." Shit isn't that hard, families tend not to hold grudges between themselves, especially brown families. Brown families are tight to a fault and forgive each other. Malice is too much of a scaredy cat to talk to his adorable lil sister who would probably be happy as fuck to just know that her brother wants to talk to her, even if he's awkward and weird.
FUCK that comic sploo made was incredible, saved, printed. Hydro literally abbreviates mobile home "MH" and is the trashiest most disgustingly pitiful thing on the planet. I really try to be a good person and feel bad for the less fortunate but fucking hell, you are literal trash. You're a fat, crazy dog lady who likes to feel sorry for yourself because you're too dumb to figure out what to do about it.
Bitch I think you're just weak. It's basically what happens when you live in a fantasy and reality hits you and it sucks. Either move on or kill yourself quietly.
Mike is a G who shouldn't be getting dope through weirdo middle men on da skeet. Get a phone, man. I change phone numbers every few months but keep a personal number only about 3 people use. Look into "chatr wireless" they sell out of wal marts and for $35 a month you have free call and text. They're on a weird network too, iirc they're a subsidiary of another country and have been charged with bad business practices before. They'll probably be bankrupt in a year or two and then all data will be hard deleted, just like the last 10 incarnations of totse eventually including this one. I'll email you in a day or two and shit.
Lanny fix the PMs or I'll fly to California and roll around in poison ivy with malice and his sisterThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-03-15 at 11:24 PM UTCMike, I emailed you. Also, I forgot to message sophie back (actually was in middle of emailing him back and my phone crashed)- Ill send that stuff in a few days. Thanks.
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2016-03-15 at 11:31 PM UTC
Mike is a G who shouldn't be getting dope through weirdo middle men on da skeet.
Yeah, I fucked up my friendships and connections in this town pretty effectively.
I have refrained from spelling out exactly why I have no local connections anymore, mostly because who cares, right? I used to know people who knew everybody, but what happened is so fucked up that you all probably wouldn't believe me if I typed it out, and I sort of don't even want to admit it to myself. It is fucked up. I fucked up. It is the reason why I am asking people half my age that I met in the county jail to hook me up with street dope.
Fuck it, its unbelievable and retarded but I'll tell you anyway, I will just leave out the details. I threatened someone's life in a very dramatic and intimidating way, someone who was sort of the key to me functioning in this town in any major capacity. Someone who was a fuckup and who deserved it, but it drastically affected my life anyway. I was already sort of in some shit for screwing over some biker's ex old ladies, now I am pretty much isolated and marginalized.
At the time I was taking dilaudid and it sort of affected my mental state, it made me paranoid and angry, and I just snapped after being provoked, extremely provoked. No one got hurt, and the guy says he wants to be friends again, but it's too late, how can I ever trust to turn my back on him again?I'll email you in a day or two and shit.
Ok always glad to hear from you.
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2016-03-15 at 11:55 PM UTClol I abbriviate mobile home and some how that makes me trashy? 90% of the homes in Florida are mobile homes and what Ive lived in for 5 years now. I have 10 dogs, my home is currently clean and presentable, save for a few boxes Ive got packed up in my living room. I have a friend staying with me, helping to get me moved.. or something because I dont know where Ill be going. My situation has nothing to do with my dogs, it has to do with money. I had everything worth anything stolen by my exhusband. §m£ÂgØL says I just pawned shit all last year- I pawned one ring, which I have back now. My health sucks, Im literally dying, my heart is shitting out on me and I wont be around much longer- I really just give no fucks since Ive lost my son. Im just going to make sure he is safe and away from a pedo which I thought §m£ÂgØL would support but hes terrified of childsupport, which I dont want. I tried to let my son go to him but obviously he will be resented by him and his folks so hes better with who hes with now. This idiot thinks Id actually be fucked with my shit health to come kill him... like I could even manage that if I wanted to. ill be dead before too long and youre right, I am a weak person- physically though Ive gone through more than the average person and survived shit others havent... I wish it wasnt so and Id be dead now, but it wont be too much longer, even the best of us cant go on with a heart half ass functioning with low oxygen levels.
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2016-03-16 at 12 AM UTCThe person who emailed me, you better resend it. Sorry, I am high.
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2016-03-16 at 12:40 AM UTCFigger naggots.
When will be the welcome back from prison party Mike? -
2016-03-16 at 12:41 AM UTCI didn't go to prison, I was in the county jail, because I didn't have enough cash on hand to bail myself out.
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2016-03-16 at 12:49 AM UTC
I didn't go to prison, I was in the county jail, because I didn't have enough cash on hand to bail myself out.
We don't have different words for prison and jail in Dutch. They can keep you for three weeks at the police station then you get transferred to what's called Het Huis van Bewaring, which literally translates to The House of Detention where you're meant to stay pre-trial, once you get convicted you just go to prison. The Netherlands isn't a federation so we don't have differences between federal, state and county jail/prison. -
2016-03-16 at 2:12 AM UTCAfter sitting in there for a couple weeks, I went to court, and just pled guilty to the misdemeanor and was sentenced to probation and went home. I had 5 lb. of super-strong poppy seed in my closet and some etizolam waiting for me, so I got really, really fucked up and then tried to set up a heroin deal, my first heroin deal ever in my life, with a guy who got out a few days before I did.
The first deal went great, it was good shit, but I only got a couple points. Just to see if it was legit. It was. Wierd, brownish-gray rocks that were subtly frosted with white. Good shit. I hooked the middle up nice, I basically gave him half of what I got. A few hours later, I had the guy get me more, and that's when I got took. -
2016-03-16 at 2:35 AM UTC
90% of the homes in Florida are mobile homes
Florida needs to go.
