Success

1. 2016-03-15 at 2:34 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I almost went into detail but then it felt uncomfortable so I deleted it. Anyway, I just sat at a table with the presidents of Hugo Boss and Joop and guys, I'm really not a fuckboy but multi-millionaire auras are heavy. It was great. We really saw eye to eye and one of them could barely keep his dick in his pants. He was more excited than me, haha.
   
   It could happen that my life will significantly change next Monday. Awesome.
   
   I'm feeling great right now. Doing the right thing is pretty fucking great. I'm also peaking on Pheni and Flubromazolam sooo... Yeah!
2. 2016-03-15 at 4:57 PM UTC

   #2
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   congratulations you found a new sugar daddy make sure he wears a rubber...you never know where that thing has been
3. 2016-03-15 at 5:27 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I have a feeling that you might be right. The dude seemed kinda thirsty. I can't blame him, though. I'm a dime piece.
4. 2016-03-15 at 6:21 PM UTC

   #4
   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   Congratulations, you foreign-sounding lump of rage.
5. 2016-03-15 at 6:54 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Mike! Good to see you, brother. I was worried that the Opis got ya. How are you doing?
6. 2016-03-15 at 8:01 PM UTC

   #6
   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   Doing good. Got ripped off yesterday, fresh out of jail, trying to buy some heroin, but when he got a phone call I saw the number and memorized it, it was his grandma, and using that number I tracked down who he was and now I am blackmailing the living fuck out of him.
   
   You know, the usual.
7. 2016-03-15 at 8:42 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Doing good. Got ripped off yesterday, fresh out of jail, trying to buy some heroin, but when he got a phone call I saw the number and memorized it, it was his grandma, and using that number I tracked down who he was and now I am blackmailing the living fuck out of him.
   
   You know, the usual.

   
   Good memory bruh.
8. 2016-03-15 at 8:43 PM UTC

   #8
   arthur treacher African Astronaut

   Good memory bruh.

   
   
   
   Easy number. I wrote about the whole thing in the retarded thread.
9. 2016-03-15 at 9:52 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If this is true I'm impressed you are able to exert that much influence to better your situation. Previously I had thought myself to be the most successful person on this website and I'm just a fucking doughup dielar in a relatively nice area.
10. 2016-03-15 at 11:08 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    If this is true I'm impressed you are able to exert that much influence to better your situation. Previously I had thought myself to be the most successful person on this website and I'm just a fucking doughup dielar in a relatively nice area.

    That's funny. Everyone around me can't believe what a fuck up I am. They are always like "How did you even end up like this?!" and then I wave my hand and meh.
    
    It is really more sursprising that I haven't gotten shit done yet. Fuck, I just realized that I'm the manifestation of all of Leonardo Dicaprio's roles. Literally all of them. Except the one where he's a cop. Departed. Great movie.
11. 2016-03-15 at 11:35 PM UTC

    #11
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I just want to know if you killed your brother's bird.