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2016-03-17 at 4:47 AM UTC in spying on my neigbors daughter tips
Just snort wellbutrin every day.
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2016-03-17 at 4:45 AM UTC in spying on my neigbors daughter tipsJust rape her
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2016-03-17 at 4:45 AM UTC in Have you ever seen...I dare you to post a webm
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2016-03-17 at 4:44 AM UTC in Cocaine + Morphine + beer + weed + DPHThat nap tho
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2016-03-17 at 4:44 AM UTC in cuck'dI'm embarrassed to load this forum on the unemployment office PCs =}
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2016-03-17 at 2:55 AM UTC in spying on my neigbors daughter tipsAny good spycam clocks with wifi? I am thinking about buying one and packaging it up with my neighbors address who's a hot girl and then pretend it was delivered to my house cause she was out and then she puts it in her bedroom and I can watch over wifi, I don't want to spend a lot incase she puts it in another room other than her bedroom any ideas of clocks?
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2016-03-17 at 1:37 AM UTC in Have you ever seen...You should post an onion link to something that isn't child porn, but maybe actually have it be child porn... so I have plausible deniability for having visited the url not knowing what it was.
I think I'm still probably covered even after saying this, because really can't know whether you're linking to child porn or something else to trick me.
But I hope it's [not] child porn.
Sincerely, I do. -
2016-03-16 at 11:43 PM UTC in ARE PSYCHICS RLELA???????????
As rlela as triangilism.
Trianglism more rlela
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2016-03-16 at 11:07 PM UTC in Would you pimp your girlfriend/wife?It's funny, most of us when we were younger, probably read threads about how to be a pimp on Bad Ideas on totse that were most likely inspired by GTA3. So I'm curious, now that most of us are older how many of you scumbags have pimped your girlfriends?
I think it's great. It gives you an excuse to fuck other girls (that you could also turn out) while your girlfriend gets paid to do what most attention seeking sluts do for free without their boyfriends or husbands knowing.
So would you/have you?
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2016-03-16 at 11 PM UTC in Trying to do bidness
That reminds me, I have to email someone. If moneez not involved I, I fear I may not be of much help. I don't really have any valueable information I'd like to trade.
I'm kind of interested, though. Is this Flasks & Beakers related?
No, more to do with carding and shit like that.
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2016-03-16 at 9:54 PM UTC in A song for Bill Krozby
I may die alone, but at least I wont die in a matress of cum rags and Smirnoff vodka bottles and bed bugs.
Then you'll never have lived, even once you've died. Tragic. -
2016-03-16 at 9:49 PM UTC in What would happen if you put superglue on your ballsack?^ you can just do that with dried semen.
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2016-03-16 at 9:30 PM UTC in The ronaldo scron of space stations and Zero G fusion engines FUCK SOLID FUEL ROCKETS
if you're doing so much meth, shouldn't you be doing something productive like making more meth?
I know everything there is to know about meth chemistry. Ive moved on to learning how to make designer opiates, ritalin and barbituates.
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2016-03-16 at 9:27 PM UTC in Trumps ascention to the throne is proof democracy is for stupid peopleIf you are against trump your also against millions of freedom loving Americans
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2016-03-16 at 9:23 PM UTC in Anyone into the occult?The original content cult
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2016-03-16 at 8:59 PM UTC in Did you see what GOD just did to us man?!
So I'm sitting here behind the community center because my back alley spot has too many trucks and people and this old man like 70+ yrs old says "you wanna make $10 bucks?"
I'm like "what do you need me to do"
He gets me to look up his sons email address on the internet, gives me his name and says hes either in Colorado or Alaska. I sleuth on google some and find the dudes liquor license on an Alaska registration thing and it has his DOB, Address and telephone # but no email. I even tried messaging him on facebook.
So i wrote down all i can find and the old man comes out hours later and he checks the DOB i found and is like "damn your good" cuz i found a small business his son owns and got the website URL and his zip code.
The old guy hands me the $10 and says he used to panhandle and asks why i dont, i said "I just work, thats it". He says "is that a bad word or something" and starts talking about God and Jesus and how the holy ghost took his brain so he can only do so much work (i think he meant he was getting alzhiemers idk) and how he has to support a habit (beer) and im like A MAN NEEDS TO DRINK.
He says hes going home to get lunch and if im still here he will buy me some food and wants me to show him how to use his new laptop. He asked if im homeless and i said my old house burned down in october and told him its the one with police tape behind the thrift store and food bank.
He asked what i do on my phone and I said download movies, lol. Hes like "you might as well be talking space travel young man how do you even do that sittin here" Im like "yeah i read about space stations too!!!"
Then another old guy came out and offered me a smoke and we talked about drug addiction. I said I dont smoke but id love a cig right now, he asked if i smoked weed and i said I enjoy harder substances too and he said "well daily ciggaretes is probably worse anyways i cant quit ive tried 9 times"
Days like this make me feel christian
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2016-03-16 at 8:38 PM UTC in What character from its always sunny would you be?So many guys are uncomfortable with gay sex. What's up with that? Why are you all such pussies?
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2016-03-16 at 8:36 PM UTC in A song for Bill KrozbyThis thread is underappreciated.
Also nobody is your bud or your bro, Bill Krozby. Fuckbois die alone. -
2016-03-16 at 8:21 PM UTC in Why am I so depressed? Blingblongerol?
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2016-03-16 at 8:09 PM UTC in Cocaine + Morphine + beer + weed + DPH
+ DPH
Why
