Why do I keep making up bullshit excuses to drink?

1. 2016-03-11 at 11:48 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Instead of saving up for better drugs? I think its because its available immediately and I don't have enough willpower to wait around until I save up enough money. Help me out with this.
2. 2016-03-12 at 12:45 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   because youre an alcoholic w/ no willpower
3. 2016-03-12 at 12:49 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   No, I have the same problem. I could have bought meth in January but I've just been buying crazy amounts of beer and it never lasts. One is too many and 100 isn't enough.
   
   Legal drugs are crazy addictive, I know some hardcore ciggarete addicts. Even the best meth dealer in the world can't compete with the corner store that sells beer and smokes.
   
4. 2016-03-12 at 3:07 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Do bundy
5. 2016-03-13 at 5:18 AM UTC

   #5
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   Because God wants you to drink and God will continue to lead you in the right direction.
6. 2016-03-13 at 5:21 AM UTC

   #6
   

   What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
   Maybe if you buy cheaper booze you can afford both :)
7. 2016-03-13 at 3:55 PM UTC

   #7
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   You could get a job then it would make it easy to afford both.
8. 2016-03-13 at 4:01 PM UTC

   #8
   Kek Houston

   You could get a job then it would make it easy to afford both.

   
   [greentext]>Bill Krozby giving good advice[/greentext]
   
   THE SKY IS FALLING!
9. 2016-03-13 at 9:53 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Because God wants you to drink and God will continue to lead you in the right direction.

   
   
   The more I drink the better research I do. God wants more LSD chemists. Its all related ra sha sham ∆ heil the holy one ∆
10. 2016-03-15 at 9:26 PM UTC

    #10
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    because fuck you. that's why.
11. 2016-03-15 at 10:01 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Because you're an aspiring faggot who needs an excuse like St. Patricks day to get drunk. I haven't drank since friday and suffered fevered dreams. I'm going to drink now and need no excuse to do so.
12. 2016-03-16 at 3:48 AM UTC

    #12
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    because you still need to try to trick yourself into thinking you're not drowning
13. 2016-03-16 at 6:03 AM UTC

    #13
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I had warm saki at lunch today. it didn't taste like anything..
14. 2016-03-16 at 7:27 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I drank a beer last night