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Posts by The Self Taught Man

  1. You have been visited by the SC of clandestine space stations, intergalactic space travel and fusion space engines. Successful space missions and advanced rocket technology will come to your species but only if you post "SC!" in this thread
  2. First I got really high and experienced 30mins intense euphoria then I got really tired and slept 5 hours and woke up feeling well rested. Also the nostril I snorted with is all fucked up and keeps running right now.
  3. DPH is unpleasant as fuck and bundy and DPH potentiate each other so it makes the unpleasantness more intense. I have been doing this combo for 5 years and ive learned to enjoy feeling like its halloween and puking my guts out feels ∆ man
  4. I like sticking my penis in melted wax
  5. Ask the breakfast club
  6. [greentext]>Mixing strong acids and heavy bases[/greentext] Maybe if you want an out of control exothermic reaction that outputs chloramine gas. Enjoy that darwin award. I hope to god you dont actually give people chemistry advice like you claim to do.
    Out of control is my middle name. Lye would loosen up the carbonites, sulfuric would dissolve it and the heat would destroy it.
  7. flip flip flipadelphia
  8. The word "cuckold" derives from the cuckoo bird, alluding to its habit of laying its eggs in other birds' nests. The association is common in medieval folklore, literature, and iconography. English usage first appears about 1250 in the satirical and polemical poem "The Owl and the Nightingale"
  9. Triangles
  10. Why does meth use make people so paranoid? They think they hear sirens, they claim to see “shadow people,” and they imagine a conspiracy that takes over live television and radio shows. They believe the radio or TV is talking to them about things they are thinking. It’s not actually the meth that does this. I will remove the veil so you can see. All meth really does is it makes you psychic. It opens up your brain so that any psychic can go inside your brain (with their brain). You see, before you smoke meth, your brain has a natural wall that blocks psychics from going inside your brain. Smoking meth will destroy this wall. Any psychic will be able to know your thoughts. The trade-off is that you get to be psychic too. You have to smoke meth every day (or at least every other day) for about 3 to 6 months in order to have the psychic visions. You will see people’s thoughts as blue fireballs that pop out of their head and fly through the air. This is called “seeing the thought.” You will also sense other people’s thoughts. It will feel almost like you are about to think something, but you will feel the thought in someone else’s brain. This is called “being open with the thought.” Some people have visions of friends and family who are far away. When they call them up, they say they were doing exactly what the psychic saw them doing in their vision. For the best psychic visions, I recommend eating the meth (but only if you know it’s clean). Some people don’t use meth enough to have the psychic visions. But they do use it enough to break the wall that blocks psychics. So psychics and even spirits will go into their brain and make them do things. People who are psychic listen to radio and TV shows. If you are watching the same TV show as another psychic, you will share thoughts telepathically. Psychics who know what they’re doing try to scare rookie meth users by making them think something they know the TV or radio announcer is going to say. They know what the TV or radio is going to say because they are retrieving thoughts from them. You see, even if someone doesn’t use meth, a psychic can still post up telepathically around them and retrieve their thoughts that come out of their head. They can still know their thoughts. Spirits can also go in your mind if you use meth. Spirits are very smart and can even go into the minds of people who don’t use meth without psychics knowing or seeing them. If you smoke copious amounts of meth, you will see these spirits. They are smarter than psychics and can really freak you out if you watch TV or listen to the radio — especially live. They can make the announcer say something with a secret meaning only you understand because they made you think something before they said it. Psychics and spirits can make you see and hear things. It’s not the actual meth that causes visual or auditory hallucinations. There’s always people who want to scare you, and police sirens are very scary for an illegal drug user. That is why many meth users hear sirens when they’re not really there. “Shadow people” are real. They are spirits. Not all spirits look like shadow people, though. There are other spirits. Some of them just look like balls of energy. There’s something about staying up for extended periods of time that make the mind more able to see dark-looking shadow people. But if you get at least a couple of hours of sleep a night or every other night you will see some of the other spirits instead. You will see spirits if you use meth long enough. It’s a matter of which ones you’re going to see. It’s not true that shadow people are figments of a meth user’s imagination resulting from sleep deprivation. After you see them, even if you stop using meth you will keep seeing them (though not as much). If you stop using meth, the wall that blocks psychics and spirits will begin to rebuild. I have stopped using meth for many years, and I don’t feel psychics going into my brain as much. Spirits can still go inside you, though. Spirits can even go inside someone who has never used meth. They will not know. After you use meth, you will know and be able to tell when a spirit goes inside you. If you can’t stand knowing that spirits are going inside you, or you don’t want psychics to be able to go inside your brain, or you don’t want to be psychic, then don’t use meth.
  11. PMs are for child pornographers and meth salesmen
  12. this explains much

    and also why i dont post my own pic


    Cuz your ugly
  13. Extract Hydroxybenzoic acid and convert to methamphetamine
  14. Oldest picture on the interweb
  15. I've been doing meth for 2 years and I look exactly the same. Some people are just retards that share needles and get herpes and AIDS.
  16. I drank a beer last night
  17. Its called go to Whitecastle
  18. Jesus charriisssttt
  19. Inb4 herpes
  20. This site needs to be more SFW
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