Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-04-16 at 3:02 AM UTC in Could enough condoms stop shrapnel from a grenade?
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   If covered? Could a bunch of condoms on the end of a gun silence it somewhat?
2. 2016-04-16 at 3:01 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Yes, but it's active.
   
   http://www.t-mobile.com/landing/bring-your-own-tablet.html
   
   Tmobile verifies it by IMEI, so you can't simply switch it to another device afterward, and IIRC you also have to use an unused SIM card to receive it. The simplest solution would be to change your phone's IMEI to match the tablet's, but then there would be the issue of using it with your plan to make phone calls/texts if their network uses verification based on IMEI or SIM. Probably not IMEI since you can just switch a SIM without having to do anything. Telling them you need to replace your sim card (lost, broken) and bringing in that card to transfer your number to is a possibility, but if the SIM they give you for data plan is different, or your data becomes erased, it's brought up and they notice that it (only) has the 200MB for life plan, it wouldn't work. This is surer: https://support.t-mobile.com/docs/DOC-4677
   But once again there's the potential problem of the SIMs being different or them noticing, especially since it wouldn't be a new, unused, sim.
   
   The most intelligent solution I came up with while researching was to buy one of these (You can fold it under the case so it doesn't get in the way): http://www.magic-sim.com/product/id/9/phone/2588/MAGICSIM_ELITE_-_MICRO_SIM_DUAL_SIM_ADAPTER_for_Google_Nexus-5.html
   
   and if possible modify the phone's ROM, create a patch/app, so that mobile data is only routed through the sim card with the 200MB a month for life plan.
   
   Another option is to stop being a cheapskate and just buy the cheapest data plan you can find.

   
   Give me relationship advice.
3. 2016-04-16 at 2:58 AM UTC in Anyone here had any experience with being test for benzo's? (UA]
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   bretty

   
   Only pedophiles do this.
4. 2016-04-16 at 2:45 AM UTC in Dreams!
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   2 days ago I had a dream I acted like a tard in front of my hot 9th grade math teacher who went to therapy because of me, and while I was in the class I smoked a crack pipe packed with rocks and 4-meo-pcp powder. Last night I had a dream I was with my friend, and we stole spice from a deli and smoked it outside while the guy chased us out.
   
   I know what 4-meo-pcp feels like now and I've never even tried it.
5. 2016-04-16 at 2:39 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   I need to die.
   
   
6. 2016-04-16 at 1:24 AM UTC in Anyone here had any experience with being test for benzo's? (UA]
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   I was that kid you knew who ate chalk.
7. 2016-04-15 at 11:44 PM UTC in Chartering helicopter to throw bags full of Rolexes into Lake Michigan
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   The great mitt of Michigan would swat your fake ass into the lake before you could even get off the ground.

   
   
   That is not how helicopters work.
8. 2016-04-15 at 11:43 PM UTC in 2016 Bentley Mulsanne vs Rolls Royce Phantom
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   The only thing I swapped was phone numbers with your wife last night.

   
   That will explain all the pics of my butthole you've been getting today.
9. 2016-04-15 at 11:13 PM UTC in Does anyone here think I'm not autistic?
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   Spaceman sploo we have the same lives. Lets start a cult and cook a pound of everything
   
10. 2016-04-15 at 11:08 PM UTC in Dreams!
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    I had a dream last night that I had a pound of magic mushrooms and we were cooking them into mashed potato's and then I had to go out into the snow and stop the Grinch from stealing Christmas before the shrooms hit me but I was already high and kept falling into the snow as he went around the yard hiding around corners and dancing to the Drake song "Cellphone". Then I had to go to work at my old job and the entire store was converted to fishtanks and they were leaking everywhere
    Then someone asked me for black and white poly and I tried selling them Mylar and then both registers had huge lineups of customers, little girls wanting me to catch fish and people buying dog toys and I just wanted to get the fuck out of there because I didn't even work there I just happened to be standing there and all the old customers kept saying "hey your back working here?" Then Whoopi Goldberg woke me up saying something about black women in America
    
    
    What a horrible nightmare. This is what I get for leaving the TV on when I sleep.
    
11. 2016-04-15 at 11 PM UTC in 2 hits vs 1 hit (at once)
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    Do a thumbprint
12. 2016-04-15 at 10:57 PM UTC in Chartering helicopter to throw bags full of Rolexes into Lake Michigan
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    The great mitt of Michigan would swat your fake ass into the lake before you could even get off the ground.
13. 2016-04-15 at 10:55 PM UTC in 2016 Bentley Mulsanne vs Rolls Royce Phantom
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    The only thing I swapped was phone numbers with your wife last night.
14. 2016-04-15 at 10:53 PM UTC in Scenario: you hit a black kid with your car...
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    I'd back up and run him over again and then speed up and plow through the crowd and shoot at them as Im drivin off laffin this is what I'd say. My honk would also be the dukes of hazard honk
15. 2016-04-15 at 10:49 PM UTC in Triangle hashish
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    I scraped my bong resin which hasn't been cleaned since October last year and mixed it with some of my kg of outdoor weed and made this.
    
    
16. 2016-04-15 at 10:46 PM UTC in I've converted someone to trianglism
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    Wololo ∆
17. 2016-04-15 at 10:43 PM UTC in The official sandwich of trianglism
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    Items needed- Bread
    Spam
    Peppers
    Cheese
    Catsup
    Pink salt
    Butter
    
    Cut up the peppers and spam and put it on some buttered bread. Put on cheese and make it into a sammich butter facing out. Grill until all is melted and crust with enough salt to give you heart trouble in a few years.
    
    Then draw a triangle on the sammich and wash it down with alcohol and/or bundy ∆
    
    
    
    
18. 2016-04-15 at 10:37 PM UTC in So I just robbed a drug dealer
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    Named CVS Ha!. GOTTEM!!! BBB's BEEDRILL BRAND BENNIES ∆ TIME TO ©®|B LEG BAG.
    
    
    
    Jk I have to go to a funeral tomorrow and I hate my family So I'm gonna eat all these and go. I'll take pictures for y'all space niggas too.
    
19. 2016-04-15 at 10:35 PM UTC in 2016 Bentley Mulsanne vs Rolls Royce Phantom
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    How about a hearse you cucking faker.

    did you do a letter swap? Am I a fucking caker? I do enjoy cake.
20. 2016-04-15 at 10:33 PM UTC in Chartering helicopter to throw bags full of Rolexes into Lake Michigan
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    >Rolex
    [greentext]>not Bvlgari[/greentext]
    
    LOL @ thinking a Rolex is any real status of wealth. What a fucking pleb.

    
    
    Bvlgari watches are shit bro, what are you smoking? I would not be caught dead throwing those abominations into my beautiful Lake Michigan.